叶梦瑶！
jiangcheraoyouxingzhidedaliangqilezheigeshaonv。
hangchengyejiadexiaogongzhu，hezijishiqingmeizhuma，danshizhumayouqingqingmeiwuyia。
qishizhuyaojiushiyemengyaoyouzheyannanzheng。
典！实在是太典了！
jingdianyannan，gaolingzhihuaaojiaolaman...yudaozhujiaoguoduanbaiji。
呕！
“江澈？”
yemengyaozaicikaikou，ercishixiaomenkouyejujilebushaodexuesheng。
yemengyaobijingshidaxiaohuaa，henduonanshenganliandeduixiang，shenzhijiulianhenduonvshengduiyemengyaodouanshengqingsu。
jiangchedaliangletayiyan，dandandao，“ganshenme？”
jiangchedeyuqirangyemengyaoyishijianyoudianbutaishiying。
“neige...wojialichuledianshiqing，guanjiabunenglaijiewole，nilaisongwohuijiaba”
yemengyaodeyuqibingbushiyiwen，ershikending！
zaitadeyinxiangzhizhong，jiangcheduizijibaiyibaishun，songzijihuijiazheizhongshiqingkendingbuhuijujuede。
“呵——”
jiangchechixiaolechulai，zhongxinshenshileyixiazheiweixiaoxiannv。
“weishenmeni？woweishenmeyaosongnihuiqu？”
“zhei——”yemengyaoyishijianrugengzaihou。
jiangchedehuidashitawanquanmeiyouxiangdaode。
congxiaodaoda，jiangchedouconglaimeiyoujujueguozijia？
“zanmenjialidehenjina，douzaitongyipianchengqu，nishunshouerweideshiqinga”
【di！suzhuyudaoyemengyaodekenqiu，chufadafanpaixuanze】
【xuanzeyi：liketongyi，huashentiangoubayemengyaosonghuijia，jiangli：yemengyaodehaogandu+1】
【xuanzeer：dayundaizou，chufateshujuqing，jiangli：yinshouzhuoyifu】
【xuanzesan：guoduanjujue，yangzhangerqu，jiangli：dashijizonghegedoushu】
嘶——
哇，你这个系统！
搞事情的吧？
erhaoxuanzezhendehenrangrenxindong。
一听就令人激动。
danshiquexitiyinshouzhuoyifu。
“我选择三！”
......
jiangchelianseweileng，“neibuxing，nizijidachehuijiaba，huozheshizuogongjiaochehuiqu！”
shuowanzhihou，jiangchebiantouyebuhuidezouxiangleyiliangmaibahe。
guanjialimingzaichepangdengdaixujiule。
“shaoye，budaishangye**ma？”
“不带，走”
jiangchezuozaihouchezuoshang，chunjiaodaizhexiaoyidekanzhechechuangwaihaichuyuyilianmengbideyemengyao。
爽的一批！
ercishi，xiaomenkoudeyemengyaocaihuiguoshenlai。
zhenggerenliandouhongle，wujindexiuchiganxilai。
erqiezhouweihaiyouzheimeduotongxuekanzhezijini，shenweiyejiada**deta...yishengxialaidedaiyujiushizhongxinggongyue。
beidangzhongjujuelianmiandoudiuguangle——
“zezeze，jiangshaojingrangaixingzile？budangtiangoule？”
“zhenniubia，yemengyaozheimepiaoliang...ruguotaxiangwotichudianyaoqiu，wonengbamingjitaa——”
“hehe，nirangyexiaohuazuonidezixingche？xiangshenmeni！”
“jianggongzizhennaiwubeikaimoa！”
“wojuedejiangshaoyinggaishikankaile，bingbuxiangzaiquzhuiqiuyemengyaole，ruguowoyaoshiyoujiangshaoneimeduoqian，zaojiuchuquhaipile~”
dangranle，yeyouhenduoyemengyaodetiangouzhanlechulai。
“yaoyao，wosongnihuiquba！”
“wojiasijijintiankaideshilaosilaisi，wosongnihuijia”
“mengyaoxuejie，jiangchetagenbenjiubugouxihuanni，wobitagengshenqing！”
jiangchezheigetouhaotiangoubutianle，yemengyaoshengyudetiangoumenguangsuqiangzheshangwei。
raneryemengyaocishideliansequebingbuhaokan。
“滚！”
yeda**xiaopiqishanglaile，qihuhudebayizhongtiangouquandoumazoule。
zhenggerenhenshiweiqu，tashenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdeqi？
erjiuzaizheigeshihou，yuwanerzoulechulai。
“yaoyaojie，bieshengqile，jiangchejiushiyigeda**！zanmenbuyaolita”
yemengyaokandaoyuwanerzhihou，xinqingdunshihaolebushao。
“ng！wanernishuodemeicuo，jiangchejiushiyige**”
“yaoyaojie，yaobuhaishijiyeshushudadianhuaba？niyigerendachehuiquyebufangxina”
eryemengyaozeshilazhexiaoluolidexiaoshou，“younizaima！wanernijinwangenwoyiqihuijiabei？”
“keshiyejiejie...mingtianhaiyoudaanni！”
“pashenme？wozheigexiaoxuezhahaiyaoxiangnizheiweixuebaqingjiaoyixiatimuni！”
“yaoyaojieniyouquxiaowo，nishangcimonikaofenmingbuyekaojinlequanxiaoqianshima？”
liangrenyibianzouzhehaiyibianshuluozhejiangchede‘zhongzhongexing’。
dangranle，yuwanerbingmeiyoubajintiandeshiqingshuochulai。
zheizhongshiqingzhinenglanzaizijixinlile。
......
【di！gongxisuzhuzuochuxuanze，huodejiangli‘dashijizonghegedoushu’】
可以可以！
ganggangqianghualeliliang，zheijiusongjinengle。
“融合技能！”
suizhejiangchedekaikou，naohaizhongpingkongduochulehenduoguanyugezhonggedoushudezhishihejiqiao。
shenmebaxiroushu、taiquan、yongchunquan、kongshoudao、roudao，sanda、shenzhishitaiji，bajiquanzheizhonglongguoguwushudouyou。
rutongtihuguandingyiban，zhijiebajiangcheqiangxingbashengchengweileyigeqiangzhe！
“牛逼！”
taxianzaizixinmanman，youzhongwoyaodashigedechongdong。
buyaoshuoshenmequefashizhanjingyan，zhishizhishangtanbing...xianzaigezhonggedoujiyijingchedihejiangcherongweiyitile，xingchengleyizhongjiroujiyi。
xitongchupin，bishujingpin。
yirujinzijideshili，jiusuandabuguozhujiao，yinggaiyebuzhiyubeitadiaozaishushangchouba？
“少爷，到家了”
...
jiangchehuidaojiazhihou，shafashangzuozheyigemeifuren，toufapanshuzaileyice，huailizhengbaozheyizhibaisedebuoumao，yikaozaishafashangkanzhedianshiju，yishuangxianxideyutuisuiyidedazaichajizhishang。
“儿子放学了？”
jiangyunlijiandaojiangchezhihou，henshijidong，fangxialemaomi...liantuoxiedoumeichuanjiuchizhejiaopaodaojiangchemianqian，jitaleyigelaizimuaidebaobao。
母爱满满！
jiangche：“......”
furen，suiranwoshininerzi，danshininnengbunengzhuyidianxingxiang？
有些汗颜。
qishiyouneimeyishunjian，tadouhuaiyizijichuanyuedebingbushidoushishuangwen，ershijinrulelishijiele。
这么搞我是吧？
ercishi，chufanglimianyechuanlailechaocaidezizisheng，haiyoucuguangdenansheng。
“xiaochehuilaile？zhenghaolaichangchanglaobawozuijingangxuedeshouyi！”
henkuai，jiangyuanjiuduanzheliangdiecaizoulechulai，suiranliuzheyigecuntou，danshiyijiunanyantadeyingjunwaibiao。
zheiliangweishizijizaizheigeshijiedebianyibama。
genjujiangcheduijubendelejie，zijishidushengzinv，suoyizheiliangweijiqiniaiziji，yizhiyubianchenglewunaofanpai，hezhujiaozuodui...ranhoubeigaodejiaporenwang。
“aiya，haozhangshijianzanmenyijiazidoumeiyouzaiyiqichiguofanle”
jiangyuansuiranshenweiqianyifuhao，danzaicishiquemeiyoubandianjiazi。
“lailailai，douchangyichangwozuodelazijikuai，laoponilaichangyikuai...”
“haoleini~wasaihaohaochi，xiexielaogong！”
jiangchezhiganjueyizhenshenshendeeyichaozijixilai。
这该死的狗粮！
suiyibalalejikoufanzhihou，tajiuzhunbeishangloule。
“erzi，laobayoujianshiqingwenniyixia”
jiangchezhuzu，yanshenzhongdaizheyihuo。
jiangyuannaolenaotou，“gangcainiyeshushudadianhuaguolaile，nihemengyaonaomaodunlema？”