第四章 和尚要整活儿

heshangzhisuoyijiaozhuyeshiyu,ziranbushishenmeliangxinfaxian。

ershiyinwei,tafaxianleyigeshangji。

yigenengyiyebaohongdeshangji。

wangluochuanbosudutaikuaile。

bujinyeshiyudezhibojian,xiyinlezhongduowangyouguankan,haiyouwangyou,jianjileyeshiyuwuyazuishipin,fabudaoleduanshipinpingtai。

lieqi,shirenleitianxing,youqishizheizhongdaizheshenmisecaixuanzhiyouxuandedongxi,gewainengyinqirenleidehaoqixin。

yeshiyuwuyazuiduanshipin,haobuyiwaidehuole,erqiebaohuo。

chenzhezheiguredu,yeshiyugengshiyiluchongshangleresou。

#waimaiyuanshenjiwuyazui#

#wuyazuishibushichaoziranxianxiang#

haiyourenteyijianleyigewuyazuichaohua。

“sheinengdidangdezhukaiguoguangdewuyazui。”

qiaodeshizheigeheshangyeshigewangluozhubo。

gengqiaodeshi,yeshiyuzhibojianli,jiuyoukanguoheshangzhibodewangyou。

yushiyeshiyuzhibojianlideneigewangyou,jiuquleheshangzhibojianhanhua“dashi,gangcaijinisongcande,jiushixianzaiwangshangbaohuodewuyazuiwaimaiyuan。nibushidedaogaosengma,ninengbunengjiangfudelewuyazui?!”

neigewangyouweileyinqiheshangzhuyi,haiteyiyaozheya,rentongshualeyigejianianhua。

xiaoguoyeshixianeryijiande,jihuheshangzhibojianlidesuoyouwangyou,doukandaole。

youxierenbenlaijiuzhidaowuyazuiwaimaiyuandeshier,youneibuzhidaode,yeshiganmangsousuoleyifanzhihou,suihouyanjingbaoliang,luchuleelangzoujinyangrouguandemuguang。

zhuanyanjian,yaoqiuheshangpochuyeshiyuwuyazuidedanmu,shuapingle。

heshangxiangzhuangkanbudaodoubuxing。

而且他也乐见其成。

tacaibuxinyoushenmewuyazui。tayeshizhubo,haibuzhidaozheilibiandewanwanrao,gujishiyoujubende,jiushiweilezhizaoyulungejiucaide。

ruguotanengjiezhezheiguliuliangdongfengpolewuyazui,neitazheidedaogaosengderenshejiusuanshilizhule,wanghougejiucaipashinenggedaoshouruan。

heshangsijici,likezhengjinweizuo,yibenzhengjingdao“laonazhidao,rengranyouhenduodewangyou,zhiyilaonadenengligenshenfen。foguangpuzhao,wofocibei。jiranpengshangle,neilaonajiudangzhewangyoupengyoumendemian,polezheizuoeduoduandewuyazui。”

heshangshuowan,jiujimangqishen,hanzhulezhengyaojindiantideyeshiyu。

“haiyoushenmeshierma?”

yeshiyuniutou,youxiedanyoudeshuodao。heshangzheimekuaijiaozhuta,tazhendedanxin,huibuhuishiwaimaichuleshenmewenti。

“nixianguolai,woyoushigennishuo。”

diantiliderendengdebunaifanle,bushuangdao“nidaodizoubuzoua?!”

“buhaoyisi,woxianbuzoule。”

yeshiyuduizhediantiliderenqianyidexiaolexiao,suihouzhongxinlaidaoleheshangdefangmenqian。

“dashi,ninjiaowo,youshenmeshima?”

heshangtaiyankanleyiyanyeshiyu,yanjinglimanshiqingchedeyuchun。heshangmanyidediandiantou,zheiyangderen,zuihaohuyoule。

heshanglianshangduiqimanlianxiaorong,xiaodao“shibuxiangman,qishiwohaiyouyigeshenfen,wohaishiyigewangluozhubo。woxiangqingnigenwoyiqizuogezhibo。”

heshangdunledun,youdao“ruguoninengpeihehaowodehua,woyebushibukeyibujinichaping。”

yeshiyuxinliyidong。suirantabuzhidaoheshangweishenmeyaogentayiqizuozhibo,dancongheshangzhuanmenjiaozhuta,shuomingheshangxianzaishiyouqiuyuta,neitajiuzhangwolezhudong。

yeshiyudangjidao“dashi,gangcaijingguogennindeduihua,wodelinghunyijingdedaolexidi。buguanshenmeyuanyin,waimaichaoshileshishishi。ninjiwochapingshiyinggaide,erqiehainengbiancewoyihouyinyiweijie,zaiyebuchaoshi,nulifuwuhaomeiyigekehu。”

“neinijiudangbangwoyigemang,zongkeyiba?yongbuleduoshaoshijian,dingduoyigexiaoshi。”

yeshiyuguzuoweinandao“dashi,wobushibuxiangbangni。zhishiniyezhidao,xianzaizheigeshijian,keshizhengshiwancanshijian,womenwaimaiyuan,kejiuzhizhezheigeshihouzhengqianni。”

heshangpielepiezui,tinghuatingyin,tatingchuleyeshiyudeyanwaizhiyi,zhinengchuchuxuele“xingba,bendashiyebuzhannibianyi。zheiyangba,nipeiwozhiboyixiaoshi,wojinierbaikuaiqian,zheizongxingleba?yigexiaoshizhuanliangbaikuaiqian,zheidoudingdeshangniyitianzhuandeleba?!”

heshangyueshituibu,yeshiyuyueshijuede,heshanglibuleta。

yeshiyuzaiciweinandao“dashi,zheibushiqianbuqiandeshier。woshiwaimaiyuan,bujinjinshiweilezhuanqian,haishiweileweirenminfuwu。”

“gangcaiwaimaichaoshi,dashidengdaidexinqing,xiangbininshenyoutihui。zheiyipianqu,jiuwomenzheijigewaimaiyuan。woyaoshigenninzhiboqule,kongpajiuhuiyouhenduoderenbunengjishishoudaowaimai。yixiangdaoyourenyinweiwo,bunengjishishoudaowaimai,yaorenjiaie,wozheixinli,jiurenbuzhudexintong。dashi,ninshidedaogaoseng,yinggainenglijiewodexinqingba?!”

haojiahuo,lianweirenminfuwudouchechulaile。

还能更胡扯一点吗?

heshangzaicikanxiangyeshiyudeyanjing,nalihaiyouqingchedeyuchun,fenmingshijiaozhadeshikuai。

heshangjuedexinkouyoudianteng,yaoyadao“neiwojiniwubai,zheizongxingleba。”

“dashi,zheizhenbushiqianbuqiandeshier……”

“ting。wojiniyiqian,yiqianyigexiaoshi。”

heshangjuedezijidexin,tengdedouwufahuxile,“zheishiwonengchudezuigaojiagele,niyaoshihaixian……”

“aiya,dashi,ninzheishuodenalidehua。zheizhenbushiqianbuqiandeshier,dandianwaimaideshirenmin,dashiyeshirenmina,weidashifuwu,shiwoyinggaizuode。”

heshangsihutingdaolezijixinsuideshengyin。

那可是一千块啊。

buguoxiangdaojiexialaiyaofashengdeshiqing,tayouzhongxindouzhiangyangqilai。

chaipowuyazui,chengweifomendashi,yingqubaifumei,zoushangrenshengdianfeng。

dai,yaonie,kanwoheshangdashijinwanjiushouleni。