“zuosidelanhuo，rangnizuogefanjiuxunsimihuode，laonianggainideqiannide？quhuilaigezuzong，haiyaowozheilaotianbadidepoposihouni？”
“zaowendedongxi，gangjinmenjiukesiwoerzi，duzilihaihuaileyezhong，laotianyezabupisinizheizangdongxia！”
“wangzha，nihaibuganjingunchulai，denglaonianglaotianbadidesihouni，niyebupazheshou！”
……
yuanzilineishuxidemamalieliedeshengyinchuanruerzhong，tangzaipomubanpincoudechuangshangdeshaonvzuijiaozhichou。
开局王炸！
bushiyunqihao，ershishiwusuideyuanzhudemingzijiaowangzha，yihouyoutajicheng！
**！
zushangbabeipinnong，xinjindexiaoguafu，duzilidezaierfubuxiang，jijiangyaobeipojiamaileyoucanzaojiabaozhisidexiaokelian。
“pei！womingyouwobuyoutian！laodongxijijizhazhade，fansirenle！”
wangzhafanzaodezhuazhekuzaodetoufa，chuanshanglujiaozhitoudecaoxie，yijiaojiangbenjiubujieshidemenbanchuaifei，zhenghaomingzhongmamalieliedelaotaitai。
“yidaqingzaojiaohunerni？quqibuxianhuohaisandai，liujiajiushibeinizheilaosangmenxingbayunqijimameide！”
“guoranshixiaoniang，yanpiqiande，gedahurenjiali，nizheizhongduidichuxifubujingdelaohuodoudebeituochuqufamai！”
wangzhaningzhemei，dundundundecaizhemuban，haobuzaiyibeiyazaimubanxiadeliulaotaihuibuhuiduanqi。
娘批的！
tashiduodaomei，qianshizaigueryuanqiangshihuodaoshibasui，zhengyaobeisaodichumenquziligengshengdeshihou，tianjiangjueyichan。
suweimoumiandezhamagaijiahoumeizaisheng，bataliweiweiyijichengren。
tulaidebaofu，xiaobaicailijizhilengqilai，xuezhehanchaomouweizaiweimeimanyuedehuangdi，tiantianguoguoniandeshenxianrizi。
yushi，zaixiangshoulesanshiertiandeshehuarenshenghou，xiaobaicaibeijingleipichengshulidexiaopaohui。
享年，三章。
“laobuside，bieyiweiwobuzhidaonixiangmailewo，niyebupawojianeisiguibanyezhaoniyaoxifu？xiangnisuoming？
woduzilidekeshitaweiyidexuemai，wonanrenbeituichuqufulaoyi，keshijialidedagongchen，womenniangliangxiangdianfuzale？”
wangzhasuiranbuganxinchuanchengpinnong，danjilaizhizeanzhi。
tazheigueryuandecitou，weiqusheidoubuhuiweiquziji。
hekuangbianyipomuxinheideyaonongdiaotaduzilidezaizi，haixiangmaileta，siyouyugu。
“咳咳！你……”
liulaotaibeicaizhexiongkou，laolianshabai，chuanqidoufeijinger。
“bieninini，wowowode，yihouzaiganmawoyiju，wojiuzouniyidun。
xiangsuanjiwo，jiubieguaiwoyibahuoshaolefangzi，lazhenimenyijiazichushengpeizang！
edudehouniang，yangdeyiwobaiyanlang，yehaoyisizaiwozheidichuxifugenqianchongdabansuan，baninengde！”
wangzhaganshoudeshou，papadepaizheliulaotaiganbiedelaolian，manyandexianqi。
yingyingying，tadeshouzangle！
洗洗还能要吧？
“pei！laohubufawei，nidangwoshibingmaoni！
biezaizheierzhuangsi，ganjinjiwozhujidanqu，yaoshiwohehaiziechugehaodai，nijiuxiangxiangxianrangjialitousheijipeizangba！”
wangzhaqishendeshihou，shunbianzhaileliulaotaitoushangheiqiqideyinzanzi。
yebuzhidaodaileduoshaonianle，doubaojiangle。
真脏！
但能卖钱，得收走。
yuanzhushibeiliujiamailaidexifu，bingbuqingchuliujiayouduoshaojiadi，danzhidaoliujiayousishiduomudi，zhenshanghaiyouyijianpuzi。
liujiadeguinvhesunnvjiadeyehao，meiniandoubushaotiebu。
嘿嘿！
要发偏财了！
liulaotaicuomosiyuanzhu，tatiyuanzhujieshouleliujiadejiayezuopeichang，buguofenba？
“jianpizi，laoniang……a！”
liulaotaikanzhewangzhabayinzanzichuaijinhuaili，qidepokoudama，quebeiwangzhayibazhangshandediaolekemenya。
“zhenshibutinghua，zheishibujidani。”
wangzhachixiao，yangqigebo，padeyishengluozailiulaotailianshang。
“啪啪！”
“……”
lianggedaerguazi，yuanzilishunjiananjing，liulaotailianzhengzhadoumeiyou，jiuyunleguoqu。
wangzhamanyidexiaolexiao，yuanzhuzheibaziliqi，chentadeqizhi。
buguozheiganbashoudeshenban，kebuzhaorenxihan。
wangzhaqishen，dongzuoyoudianda，yizhentouyun。
zheishidixuetang，yuanzhudeshenzikuidelihai，debubu。
“benlaixiangchilianggezhujidande，xianzaikanlaidechiroua！”
shixianluozaijiwoneibian，tingzhegegegedemujisheng，wangzhatianletianzuijiao，yaoyaohuanghuangdezouguoqu。
zheiniantourendouchibubao，yangjiquankaoxiaowaziquzhuochongzihegecao，suoyilaomujishoudehen。
wangzhabuxianqi，nengbushenzijiuhao。
yitouzuanjinjiwo，wangzhachaozhezhengzaixiadandelaomujipuguoqu，yingshengshengdebaduifangdedanjihedebiehuiqule。
jiwodeweierbuhaowen，wangzhazhuadaojibianzhibenchufangzhaocaidao。
shajidehuoer，wangzhabushu，kekannaodaitahuia！
“jianpizi，nizaigansha？kuaifangkailaoniangdeji！”
yinweiwangzhaedemeishenmeliqi，liulaotaiyunlemeiyihuierjiuqilaile。
zhenghaokandaowangzhayishouanzhelaomuji，yishoujuzhecaidao，hededahan。
“嘿嘿！”
wangzhataiqibazhangdadexiaolian，kanxiangliulaotaideyanshenmanmandeeyi。
xiayishun，shouqidaoluo，laomujidenaodaigunluozaidi。
jixuejianzailianshang，wangzhahai**detianleyixia，qiangrenzheexincizhexiaobaiya。
上面挂着鸡血。
“呃！”
“咚！”
shajijinghoudexiaoguo，wanmeichengxian。
liulaotaifanzheyan，zhitingtingdedaoxia。
“jiuzheidiandanzi，yeganzuoweizuofu？liulaotaia，yudaojie，nidehaorizizaihoutouni，jingqingqidai。”
wangzhaxiaoxixidejianglaomujirengjinpenli，jiuzheliulaotaireganliangdereshuitangmao、bamao，liluodeduochengxiaokuaiaotang。
meiduojiu，nongyudejitangweierpiaochulenongjiaxiaoyuan，redezuoyoulinjudidigugudemasheng。
chungengdeshihou，gejiashidoushedechidianhaode，danyejinxianyuyoudianyoushui，nengchibaoyixie。
caikaichunjiudunji，rizihaiguobuguole？
danzheixiemashengchuanbudaozaofang，wangzhaedelihai，meidengjirouchedidunlan，bianshengleliangwantanghexia。
liujiarenzaozaodexiadiganhuoerqule，yihuierhaidehuilaichizaofan，ranhouzaichuquganhuo。
buchibaole，naliyouliqiduikangyidajiazi？
jiushiliulaotairedebaomibingziyoudianlasangzi，wangzhayongjitangshunjinqude。
“yi？niangyidazaojiudunjitangle？”
“hai！yidingshiniangxintengzandie，padieleizhe，yihuierdiekededuochidianjirou，womennianqing，hedianjitangjiuzhong。”
“ye，woxiangchijitui！”
……
liujiarenhaimeijinyuanzi，dasangmenjiuchuanlejinlai。
zaofanglidewangzhazhengzaiwangtaoguanlishengjitang，wenshengchixiaoyisheng。
taxinkudundejitang，weigoudoubuhuijiliujiarenyikou。
quedingguolizaiyeyaobuchulaiyikoujitang，wangzhajiangyikuangzhucaodaojinguoli，liangeweieryebujiliujiarenliuxia。
“niang！nizheishizale？”
“wangshinigehaochilanzuode，sinaerqule？niangyaoshiyoushi，laozibalenigesangmenxingdepi！”
“kuaiquqinglangzhong！banimenniangtaiwuliqu！wangshini？barenjilaozizhaochulai！”
xihuandeqin，huanyingdiangejiarushujia，jigeaixinfadiane！xinshubuyi，buxihuandezanmenjianghuzaijian，xihuandeqingliuxiahenji，memeda！