“haiermen，douchulaichifanla!”
yunchuanxianjiaoqu，tangjiahouyuannei。
tanghaojiangbanwanshengfan，daozailecaodishang。
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changrenkandaozheiyimu，kendinghuijingqiyanqiandeyimu。
ketanghaoquezaoyijianguaibuguai，kanzhezheibangchifande“houdai”，sixuwanqian。
“ai!nimenshuo，woyigehuanghuadaguinan，zenmejiuduolenimenzheimeduohoudaini?”
ta，yijinglaizheigeshijiezhengzhengbannianle。
qianshi，tabenshidiqiushangjiuzhouguodeyijiediaosidaxuesheng，biaobaixiaohuashibai，beirenxiuru，yishixiangbukaitiaolehe。
meixiangdaohunchuanyijie，laidaoleguangguailulidelongtengdalu，chengweiledaqindiguoyunchuanxiansanliushijiatangjiadeshaoye。
haibangdingleyigejiao‘zuiqiangdalaodie’degouxitong，caiyoulezheiyiqun‘houdai’。
qianshi，wangluoxiaoshuotameishaokan。
bierenjiadexitong，doushi‘toushi’‘yinshen’‘duxinshu’zhileide，tazheigegouxitongshayebushi。
zhuangbidalian，zoushangrenshengdianfengdemeng，yingqubaifumeidemeng，jiuciposui。
zheigouxitongshanengliyebujijiusuanle，zuikehentahaijinggaoshuosuzhuruoshiqiyang，jianghuibeixiaohui。
tanghaoxinlikua!zanzhaosheishuoliqu?
ruoshiguangzheiyangyejiusuanle，zheigouxitonghaibianzhefazhemota。
biruzaoshangqilaipaoquchengwaidemangdangshanzuoshibiandibataoguangboticao，haiyaoduizhechaoyangdengsangexiaoshideyanjing，zhongwudayitaojuntiquan，yongnaodaizhuangyibaicinanqiang，wanshanghairangtadaolizheshui……
zheibannianshijian，taduizheigeshijieyoulechubudelejie。
yunchuanxiansuozaidedaqindiguo，weiyudaluzuidongfang，chucizhiwai，daluqitasangefangwei，douyouyigeqiangdadediguo，hewushuxiaoguo，muqianchuyuhepingdezhuangtai。
yudiqiubutong，zheiliyouyileiteshudecunzai----wuzhe。
zhenggeshijie，yiwuweizun!
meigerenliusuidouyouyicijuexingwuhundejihui。
wuhungongfenweitian、di、xuan、huang、fanwugepinji。
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zuichadefanwuhun，suibunengxiulian，danyeyoubiputongrengengweiqiangdademouxiangnengli，keyiqingyizhaodaoshihezijidegongzuo，shenghuowuyou。
eryouyibufenren，meiyouwuhun，zhinengshishehuidezuidiceng。
qiaole!tanghaojiumeiyouwuhun。
zhiyuxiulian，gengshitianfangyetan。
tashigemingfuqishidefeiwu!
yinwei，jiulianjialidejiadingmendouyoubushaofanwuhun，birutuobaasaozhouazhileide。
yaobushiyinweitashijiazhudeerzi，zaojiubeizhuchujiamen，tangjiadiubuqineiren!nalihuixiangxianzaizheiyang?bataanpaizaihouyuanzhaokancaiyuanzi。
“tanghao!dongyuanchufangyaodecai，zenmehaimeisonglai?”
chufangdexiaosi，youlaicuile。
“来了!”
tanghaoganmangqishen，zhuangleliangkuangcai，tiaoqiledanzi，jicongcongwangwaigan。
taqianjiaoganglikaimeiduojiu，houyuanturanbeiyizhenjiejielongzhao，yanwuliaorao。
“aiya……”neizhimujishunjianyaoshenyibian，huazuoyimingenaduozi，shencaihuobaodemeinv，“daizaizheilishizaitaiwonangle!renjiayaochuqu!renjiakeshijiuweiyaoji!!!”
“sheishuobushini?”neizhiyazimengdiyidou，yanwumimanzhongchuxianlegetietabandehanzi，“wokeshibaofengyawang!yaleiyaoshouzhongdewangzhe!”
“喵呜……”
xiaomaoxiangqianyiyue，huazuoyigemiaolingqingchunnvzi，dingzheneizhidahuanggoudao，“shagou，nizenmebushuohua?”
“neiliangerbimeinaozi，yaobushineitangjiarenxiuweitaidi，zaojiufaxianwomenle，zaozuoshenme?”
dariaohuangyilianxiangshouditianganjingzuihouyidimiantang，hunshenhuangguangdafang，“wozhijuedelaodiedeshengfanyuelaiyueyouyingyangle，wodegongli，youzengjialewubainian。”
“咕咚……”
jiuweiyaojihebaofengyawang，yanlekoutuomo，lianjiatonghong。
“不好!”
cishi，maolingshengmuturanxiumeiyicu，dao，“laodieyouweixian!”
“fangsi!sheigandongwolaodie?”
……
houyuantongwangdongyuandezoulangzhong。
tanghaotiaozheliangkuangcai，qingruowuwu。
“meixiangdaofeiwuzheijushenti，daoshitingqiangheng。”
biqiqianshineijufeizhaishenti，buzhidaoqiangleduoshaobei。
“啊……”
yanqianturanmaochugerenying，tanghaogentazhuanglegemanhuai，guanxingtaidadaozaidishang，liangkuangcaisaleyidi。
“瞎了你的狗眼!”
tashenhoudeliangmingsuicongmangshangqianzhize，“meikandaoshaozhuzaixunshifuyama?”
“shaozhu?sheia?”tanghaojianqicai，qishen，yilianmengbi。
danjianweishouzhiren，shiyigehubeixiongyaodeshaonian，yutanianlingxiangfang。
“你?唐龙啊?”
tongguojiyidezhi，cirentanglong，tangjiaeryetangxiaozhizi，liusuijuexinglehuangwuhun，weimanshibabianyijingshilianqisizhongdewuzhe，beiyuweitangjianianqingyibeidiyiren。
wuzhexiulianyitu，lianqiweixian，erhouzhuji，zaiwangshangzekeyiningjiejindan，yinqizhibian，xuanzhiyouxuan。
duici，tanghaoyebushenlejie。
buguo，youyidiantahenqingchu，tangruojinnianzubi，meirenchaoyuetanglong，neitajiushidangzhiwukuideshaozhule。
“fangsi!jingganzhihushaozhuminghui?zhaosi!”lianggesuicongduizhetanghaonuhoudao。
zheigeshijiedetanghaoshigesongbao，kediqiudetanghaoqueshixuexingnaner，tasuiranchushenqiongku，keyishenaogu。
“bizui!wogennimenzhuzishuohuani，niliangtiaogoujiaohuanshenme?zaishuoni，tahaibushishaozhu!”
bengguanduifangshishenmeshenfen，sheiganjitabutongkuai，neitashibijiabeifenghai。
napashituziboying，yedejihaoxiajigenyingmao!
三人皆是一愣。
tanglongjinrixiulianmeijinzhan，xiangyaozhaozheigeruandanfaxieyixiaqingxu。
kezhenmeixiangdao，tajinergejuranyingqilaile!
“youyisi!”tanglongzuijiaoweiqiao，lengxiaodao，“sheijinideyongqi，ganzheimegenwoshuohua?”
“liangjingrujide!zoukai!biedangdao。”
tanghaobunaifandidao，“wohaimangzheni，niyaoshizaiganjiuchan，wojiuqugaosujiazhu。”
梁静茹是什么鬼?
唐龙三人一脸懵逼。
tanghaogangyaoguoqu，zhijiantanglonghengkuayibu，ningxiaodao，“danglaozishisansuixiaohai?jiunizheilianwuhundoumeiyoufeiwu，zaiwomentangjiahuozhejiushilangfeiliangshi，nijuedejiazhukenjiannizheizhonghuose?”
“让开!”
“xiangguoqua?”tanglongzuijiaoshangyang，lengxiaozheshuodao：“haoa!conglaozikuaxiazuanguoqu，laozijiufangniguoqu!”
“haha……haiyouwo!haiyouwo!”
neilianggesuicongjianzhuang，yegenzaihoumianhujiahuwei。
sangerenxiaochengyituan，lianshangmanshiduitanghaodebiyizhise。
“womenjiazhushengonggaishi，tangjiagengshiyunchuanxianhaomen，zenmeshenglenizheimegefeiwu?pabushinineigebianyiniangheneigeyenanrenguihuncaishengchudeni?”
“jiushi!neigeyenanren，gujishigeqigai，zhiyouqigaicaimeiyouwuhun。”
“heng，niniangkendingshigexingweifangdangdenvren，fouzezenmehuishengxianizheigeyezhong?”
“nimenzhaosishiba?!”tanghaoshuangmoutonghong。
tanghaoduizheijushentidejiarenmeiduoshaoqinggan，weiduniang，shigeliwai。
benzuncanliudeyishi，duimuqindeganqingtebieqianglie，liantayeshoudaoleganran。
tadeniang，zaozaiduonianqianjiubuzhisuozong。
zhiyutamensuoshuomuqinhebierengouqiezhishi，gengbukenengle!
tahefuqintangzhenmeiyujianjiweixiangfang，zheibangjiahuobuguoshikantameiyouwuhun，renweiyanqing，jiejihenhenxiuruziji!
“就凭你?”
“怎么?”
tadaoshixiangkankan，tanglongzheigejiahuonengbatazenmeyang。
haodaitanghaodefuqinkeshitangjiajiazhutangzhen。
ketanglongquemilemiyanjing，lengxiaoyishengshuodao。
“feiwu，yebieshuowobujinijihui，ganggangnidingzhuangletangjiaweilaideshaojiazhu，xianzaijiwoguixiaketoudaoqian，fouzejintiandingyaohaohaojiaoxunyixiani!”
tanglongdexiuweizaitangjianianqingyibeizhong，wurennengchuqiyou。
zhiyaojirihoudezubibadetouchou，tajiushitangjiadeshaojiazhu。
suoyitacishifeichangkanbuqitanghaozheigefeiwu!
“如果我不呢!”
tanghaoxinggeganglie，genbenbushihunchuanzhiqiandefeiwutanghaokebi。
“jirannizhiyizhaosi，benshaojiuchengquanni!”
tanglongjintiandemudejiushiyaojinutanghao，zhenghaojiezhezheigejihuihaohaojiaoxunyixiata，rangtamingbailiangrenzhijiandechaju。
tanglonglunqiquantou，manmulengxiao，“benshaozhudaoshiyaokankan，liangjingrujinideyongqinengbunengdangzhuwodequantou?”