第1章 相亲走错桌(2737字)

“gaoqiqiang,laitiaoyu!”

“tayekansunzibingfa,zhenxiangdangdiergegaoqiqiangna!”

“gaosulaomo,woxiangchiyule,hahaha.....”

qingchendecaishichang,renaowubi。

yiqunrenweizheyudang,diaokanlimianshayudeqingnian。

tajiaogaoqiqiang,he《kuangbiao》lidedafanpaigaoqiqiang,mingzijihuyimoyiyang。

“laoban,yuhaole!sishikuai!”

beirendiaokan,gaoqiqiangyebuyiweiyi。malideshahaoyuhou,shuangshoudijiguke。

“woxiankankanyushaolemeiyou。wozuiqiaobuqinimenzheixiezuoxiaoshengyide,quejinduanliang,jingzhuanyixiequedeqian!”

gukesihuzaicaishichangchiguokui,dakaidaizikanleqilai。

“laoban,buhuiquejinshaoliangde!niyaoshibufangxin,caishichangmenkouhaiyougongpingcheng!”

高起强笑着保证道。

“liangniyebugan,woqinqikeshigongshangjude。niganzhengcheng,worangtafasini!sishikuai,guolailea!”

gukesaomafukuanhou,zouchuleyudang。

“maiyule!jintiangangdaode,youxinxian,youfeimei!”

gaoqiqiangzhanzaiyudangmenkou,yaoheleqilai。

qishi,tameizuolaozhiqian,qiantuhaishitingguangmingde,zaishengduidangwushuyundongyuan。yicihepengyouchuquchiyexiao,herenqichongtu,barendachenglezhongshang。

peileyibiqian,haizuolewunianlao。

chulaidoukuaisanshisuile,chengleyigemeichemeifang,haiyouwudiandedalingshengnan。zhinengwozaicaishichang,kaomaiyuweisheng。

“高起强!”

zheishi,yigediaozheyandepiqinanzi,zouleguolai。

“强哥!”

高起强点了下头。

daxindi,duizheigewaibaochuqude,caishichangzonghebandefuzeren,meishenmehaogan。

“wojiushilaigaosuniyisheng,yaomeniyihougaigemingzi,buzhunjiaogaoqiqiang,yaomeguanleyudang,gunchucaishichang!”

suizhe《kuangbiao》debaohuo,“qiangge”zheigechenghao,yebiandexiangdangdangde。

lihuqiangkendingbuyunxu,tadedipanhaiyoudierge“qiangge”。

“dui,niyaoshibugaiming,bierenyejiaoniyigechoumaiyudeqiangge,qibushirangwomenqianggehenmeimianzi!”

lihuqiangshenhoudeyigegoutuizi,yerangrangdao。

“qiangge,nizheiyoudianqiangrensuonanba?mingzishidiemajide,wozenmegai?zaishuozheiyudang,shiwohuaqianzulaide,wogengbuhuiguan!”

lihuqiangdewuliyaoqiu,ranggaoqiqiangzhouqilemeitou。

“yohe,silaogaifan,nihaizhenyiweizijishigaoqiqianga!”

lihuqiangshenchushou,paizhegaoqiqiangdelian,kouqiyouxieyinyangguaiqi。

“jiushi,yigechoumaiyude,buguogengaoqiqiangtongmingeryi,jiuganheqianggejiaobanle?xinbuxin,womenmashangzalenideyudang!”

lihuqiangdegoutuiziyeshensexiaozhang。

“lihuqiang,nimenbietaiguofenle!”

gaoqiqiangsuiranzuolejinianlao,piqiyijingbeimodehaolebushao。danshi,mianduilihuqiangzheihuorendeqifu,xinlihaishimaoqilehuoqi。

“yo,silaogaifan!zenmezhe,xiangdongshoua,lai,daa,chaozheililai!”

lihuqiangpaizhenaodai,wanggaoqiqiangyanqiancou。

“qiangge,fangxin,wopaizheni!”

lihuqiangdegoutuizi,mochushoujipaileqilai。

“qiqiang!niganshenme?”

yigewushilaisuidenvren,kuaibuzouleguolai,zhuazhulegaoqiqiangdeshouwan。

suiji,duizhelihuqiangmanlianpeixiaodao:“qiangzi,biehewoerziyibanjianshi,nimamashuoqilai,haishiwoyuanfangdebiaojieni!”

“sheitamarenshinimenzheizhongqiongqinqia!heng,gaoqiqiang,tianheizhiqian,yaomegaiming,yaomegunchucaishichang!”

lihuqianglenghengyisheng,daizhegoutuiziyangzhangerqu。

“呼....”

chenshulansonglekouqi,laxiajuanzhamenhou,duizheerzixunchidao:“nizuowanlaochulai,zainibafenqianzenmeshuode?yibeizidoubuherendongshoule,zheimekuaijiuwangle?”

“ma.....womeiwang!”

gaoqiqiangshenseanrandeyaoleyaotou,youhuyiwendao:“wohaiyaomaiyuni,niguanmenganma?”

“meiwangjiuhao!xiuxiyishangwu,genwohuiquhuantaoyifu,xiangqinqu!nidoukuaisanshiderenle,liangenvpengyoudoumeiyou,rangzhouweideqinqipengyouzenmekan?”

chenshulanlazhegaoqiqiangjiuwangwaizou。

“ma,wodeshiqingnijiubiecaoxinle。nikankanwoxianzaideyangzi,yigechoumaiyude,xiangnamenziqina,bushiziquqiruma?”

高起强哭笑不得。

zuowanlaoyeyoudabannianle,zailaomadezhangluoxia,qianhouxiangqinleshilaici,douyishibaigaozhong,haimeishaobeixiangqindenvrenwakuxiluo。

yumenzhixia,gaoqiqiangzhunbeidayibeiziguanggun。

“qiqiang,zheicixiangqindeguniangbuyiyang!tameishenmewuzhiyaoqiu,jiuyidian,xiangzhaogelaoshiren。wokana,duobannengchenggong!”

chenshulantingxiajiaobu,kanzheerzidao。

“e....zhaogelaoshiren?”

gaoqiqianglengleyileng:“ma,wogengbuqule,xiangzhaolaoshirendenvren,jueduibushishenmehaoniaoer!”

“woshuoqiqiang,nihaitiaotishangle?yizanmenjiadetiaojian,nengyouguniangkenjiajiubucuole。jintianniyaoshibuqu,wo....wojiusijinikan!”

陈淑兰急眼了。

“ma....ma,nibiejidong,woqu!”

高起强举手投降。

“qiqiang,wolaihuole,nizijihuiquhuanleyifu,jiuqukafeiting。jizhulea,6haozhuo!”

gangdaocaishichangmenkou,chenshulanjielegedianhua,qizhexiaodianlvjiuzoule。

erzizheimedahaimeijiehun,tanaligantoulan,meitiandoumanghuozhebangrenzuojiazhengzhuanqian。

“哎,知道了!”

kanzhelaomadanbodebeiying,gaoqiqiangtanlekouqi。dasuanhaishiquzouyixia“liucheng”,jitayigejiaodai。

shanglelayudediansanlun,chaozhekafeitingerqu。

fanzheng,tashibuhuidangneige“laoshiren”de,duifangyeduobankanbushangta。

jiuchuanmaiyudeyifuquba,duifangaizadizadi。

半个小时后。

gaoqiqiangdaizheyiguyuxingwei,zaifuwuyuanyiyangdeyanshenzhong,zoujinlekafeiting。

buguo,kafeitingshizaitaidale。

gaoqiqiangzheixienianyizhizaizuolao,naliyoujihuijinzheizhong,zhuanmenweinannvtanqingshuoaizhunbeidechangsuo。

zhuanyouleyidaquan,caikandao“6”haozhuo。

zuozheyigechuanheisezhangqun,waimiantaoxiaoxizhuangdemeinv。

tuozhexiaba,zhuchungouchuyimodandandehudu,zhengkanzhetoumingdeluodichuang。

wanmeideceyan,baixijingzhi。

zheigemeinv,wulunshipifu,shencai,qizhi,douwuketiaoti。shenzhi,bidianshishangdenvmingxing,haipiaoliangjifen。

kexile,shigexiaojie....

“有事?”

meinvyefaxianlegaoqiqiang,huiguotou,biaozhundeguazilian,daizhejifenyihuohejingti。

“ni....nihao,woshilaixiangqindegaoqiqiang。jinniansanshisui,mei...meifangmeiche,zaidongjiecaishichangmaiyu,nianshouruzaisanwandeyangzi!”

gaoqiqiangyouxiekebadeziwojieshaohou,zuozailemeinvmianqian。

“gaoqiqiang?puchi....nizheimingziyoudianyisia!”

meinvweiweiyizhenghou,zhanfangchuyimosherenxinpodexiaorong。

ranggaoqiqiangdexinzang,rutongshachangshangdezhangu,dongdongdetiaodongleqilai。

xinlidefangxian,yeyouxiesongdong。

sihu,dangzheizhongjibiemeinvdejiepanxia,yenengjieshouba?

suiji,gaoqiqianghanhoudediandiantou:“dui,he《kuangbiao》lidegaoqiqiangtongming,buguowomeirenjialihai!”

“xing,nilaixiangqinde,shiba?neiwoyeshuoshuoziji,yangqingxue,28sui,nianshouruzaishigeyideyangzi!”

yangqingxueweiweigouzhezuijiao,pahezhezheigenanren,tazhishuolezijinianshourudeshifenzhiyi。

“sha?yinianshigeyi?”

gaoqiqiangxiabadouchadiandiaojinlekudangli,tuokouerchu:“xianzaizuoxiaojie,douzheimezhengqianma?”

“ni....zheirenyoubingba!”

yangqingxuemingmeidelianpang,shunjianyinchenlexialai。

shenshangyesanfachuyigu,qiangshi,lengliedeqixi。sihukafeitingdewendu,dougenzhedilehaojidu。

这女人翻脸好快!

“那个...”

yangqingxuerutongdaoziyibanhanlengdemuguang,ranggaoqiqianglaolianzhangdetonghong,buzhidaogaizenmejieshicaihao。

“heng!nijintianzuihaobahuashuoqingchu!buran,wohuiranglvshigaodeniqingjiadangchan!”

杨清雪冷冷道。

zaishangchang,tayizhiyi“shafaguoduan”zhucheng。yaoshiyounanrengandiaoxi,xiuruta,jueduimeiyouhaoxiachang。

“zhei...zheibushi6haozhuoma?womagenwoshuo,wodexiangqinduixiang,xiangzhaogelaoshinanren,suoyiwoyiwei.....”

gaoqiqiangjiusuanzaigangtiezhinan,yeyishidaoyinggaishinagehuanjienongcuole。yanqianzheigeqichangqiangdademeinv,jueduibushixiaojie。

“heng,zheishi9haozhuo!wonvergangcaizaizheiliwan,bazhuopaibaifanle!”

yangqingxuebanzhelian,naqizhuopaizhongxinbaileyixia,

guoran,jiubianchengle“9”hao!