第1章 穿越冲喜

menwaifengshengzhenzhen,buduanpaidazhechuangzi。

fangneiqiangbishangtiezhedahongxizi,liangzheyiduixizhu,chuangzhang、beiru、zhuobu、ditan,doushiyipianxuanmudehongse。

dahongdexizhangnei,shouxiaodeshaonvtangzaichuangdewaice,shuangmoujinbi,shuangshoujiaodiefangzaixiongqian,chuangneitangzheshencaiqizhangdenanzi,liangrenbingpaitangzaiyiqi。

cishi,tangzaichuangshangdeshaonvqiaoranzhengkaileyanjing,mouzhongshanshuozheyigunongliedehenyi,tingzheshenbianchuanlaidehuxisheng,tajingzhicongchuangshangzuoleqilai,xiayishidixiangzhenanzidehoulongshenchuleshuangshou。

“nizheigebazhanlaoniangkeyanchengguode**!feiyaoqiasinibuke!”

tongyishunjian,tangzaiyipangdenanzi,mengdixingleguolai,qiheidemoudishanguoyisiyiyangdeqingxu,likezhangzuizhongzhongdekesouleyisheng。“shenye……niangzi……keke,buxiuxi,zheishizaizuoshenme?”

shenchudeshuangshouweiweiyidun,shaonvkanlenanziyiyan,mengranchayi,ta……rencuorenle。

“wo,wozaishenzhanshuangbei,tangletaijiu,youxiefale。”

shaonvhanhudeshuozhe,xiaoxindeyingfuzheshenbiandenanren。

tashunjianjiqilai,zijibushiyijingsilema?

neixianzaizheiyiqieyoushizenmehuishi?

kanzheilidebaishe,zhuoyibandengdoushigudaideyangshi,tangzaichuangshangdenanrenyoushishei?

erqiezheilidezhuangshi,tashenshangchuandexifu,henmingxian,zheilishixinfanga。

nandaotachuanyuele?erqiezheishiyaoherenjiarudongfangma?

这也太扯了!

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zheici,takeyaocaliangyanjing,gaoqingchuzhuangkuang。

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tangzaichuangshangdenanren,zhangfapisanzhe,yizhangbingtaishizudelian,canbairuzhi,tashouwochengquanfangzaizuibian,muguangdichui,buduandekesouzhe,yifuruobujinfengdebingruomeirenyangzi。

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dangtataitoudeshunjian,ourankandaolejingzhongdeziji,mianhuangjishou,shenbanshouxiao,yifumeizhangkaidexiaohaiermoyang。

kanlaitazhendeshichuanyuele,zaizheigehaizideshenzilixinglai。

kexi,haizimianhuangjishou,tayidianyebumanyi,danshi,laotianyezongsuanjiletayicizhongshengdejihui,tayidingyaohaohaodehuozhe,bugufulaotianyedezhaofu,huochuyigerenyanglai。

keshi,zheigehaizishishei?

dangtazaicikanxiangjingzishi,huranjian,toujuliedetengleqilai,xuduobushuyutadejiyi,jiuxiangguodianyingyiyangzaitanaohailibuduandeshanxian,chongjizhetadedanao,tadeshenzixiangpangyigelieju,xiayishideyibazhuazhuleshuzhuangtai,zheicaimeirangzijichuchoudaozaidishang。

tadenaozibuzaifanjiangdaohai,chuanyueqianhoudejiyizhujianbiandeqingmingqilai。

tabenshixiandaideshikongyanjiuyuanyumiao,zaiqudeyixiangzhongyaochengguoshi,beinanpengyouyijiaotijinleshikongji,roushenshengshengbeihunluandeshikongchengxujiaosuile,tashisilemeicuo,zheigeshenziyedequebushitade。

zheishenzideyuanshenshiyigeyumindenver,minghuanyumiaoer,duoriqianbeitadenainaiyizhichabeizazhongleetou,ranhougaoshaobutui。

yumiaoxiayishidemolemoetou,guoran,neiliyouyigedaba。ertadeshenzizhisuoyihuichuxianzaizheili,shiyinweizheiweizaizhuangzilidiaoyangshenzideshaoyeyelijizhengtufa,yumiaoerbeijialirenmaijizheiweishaoyechongxi,yiqielaideshirucideturan。

xiaoyumiaoerzaibeijiarenmaidiaosonglaidelushangyijingsidiaole,zheicaijiletajinruzheigeshenzidejihui。

eryuanshendejiyilimian,duizheiweishaoyesuozhibuduo,yinyuezhidaozheigeshengbingdeshaoye,minghuanweiqingfeng,jialifuqinhaoxiangshizuodajiangjunde。

taxianzaidexinshenfen,jiushizheiweishaoyedechongxiyatou,yumiaoer。

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cishideyumiaoduitangzaichuangshangdeweiqingfengtongyangbuxi,tahenbudexianzaijiuchongchuzheigewuzi,congcihaikuopingyuyue,tiangaorenniaofei。

danshi,yezhishixiangxiangeryi,taxianzaideshenfenzhishiyigechongxideyatou,shenfendiwei,taxianzaizuizhongyaodeshiqingshixiangbanfazaizheigemoshengdehuanjinglizhanwenjiaogen,huoxialai。

yixiangdaozijibaizhiyizhang,naodaikongkong,jinyoudeyidianjiyiyeshiyouguanzheigehaizide,daozhitaxianzaidexingdongyegengjiajinshenxiaoxin,shengpayibuxiaoxin,zijidexiaomingjiujiaodaichuqule。

yumiaomeiyourenhedongzuo,guijudezhanzaijiaoluoli

shineixianruleyizhenchenmogangadangzhong,meiyourenherenshuohua,anjingdezhikeyitingdaobicidehuxisheng。

“咳咳!”

shenhouchuanlaiweiqingfengdekesousheng,dapolezheiyishunjiandeganga。

“niangzi……keke……yeyijingshenle……nibuxiuxima?”