nianlingjianzhang，xiangqinzongshinanmiande。
danchendongwanwanmeixiangdao，benyiweiyinggaishilianggerenzhijiandeshiqing，quelengshibianchenglesanshiduorendeshier！
laixinghaijiudianzhiqian，nvfangshuoyaodaijigeqinpenghaoyouguolai。
ranhou，lailesanshiduoge！
这特么是几个？
“nijiushichendongba？xiaohuozhangdetingjingshen！”
yigezhongnianfunvzilaishuside，taishoujiuzaichendongjianbangshangpaileyibazhang：“womenxiaoxiaokeshichulemingdedameinv，nizenmemulenglengde，daoshishuohuaya！”
我特么还能说点啥？
陈东早惊呆了！
淦！
xiangqin，yibanqingkuangxia，buguoyejiunannvshuangfangchidunfan，xiankankanlian，zaikankan“yingjian”tiaojian，youshameisha……dengdeng。
ruguoyingjiantiaojianbijiaodaowei，wangwangkeyimibuyanzhishangdexiexubuzu。
但是……
youxiehua，lianggeren……napasiwugeren，yedouhaihaoshuo。
kezheigemengxiaoxiao，zhijienonglaisanshiduogeqinpenghaoyou，luanwengwengde，zheitemehaizenmetan？
suiranhenbuyingjinger，danchendonglengshixiangqilaiqianxieniankanguodelaoxinwen——dongfanghuazhuye，zhangmuniangxianchangpangguan，qinzizhidaoxinhunfuqifanyanxiayidaidezishihelidu。
好强的既视感！
chendongzhengyouxieshouzuwucuodetongshi，zheipibeimengxiaoxiaodailai，huijiyou、qing、zhong、lao，zuzusigenianlingduandeqinqipengyoumen，yijingfenfenluozuo，ziguzidejiuyaoheleqilai。
“fuwuyuan，ganjinshangcai，xianshangjipanbaoyu！”
“zaijiwozhengliangzhilongxia！”
“bielengzhea，yijianmaotai，zailaishitiaohuazi，ganjinde！”
zheishiwoxiangqin，haishinimenxiangqin？
zidajianzhezheibangren，chendongjiubeizheizhong“dachangmian”jizhendenaoziliwengwengzhixiang。
tajuede，zijihaoxiangyoudianerholdbuzhu。
“nibiejianguai，wozhangzheimeda，haishidiyicigenrenxiangqin，wojiadeqinqipengyoumendoutingbufangxinde，suoyicaigenguolaikankan，ni……buhuijieyideba？”
moyangtianmei、shengyintianmeidemengxiaoxiao，zhongyuhechendongyoulejiaoliu。
kanzheta，chendongshenshendexilekouzhangqi。
querenguoyanshener，zheigenvren，fenmingshinatadangzhuzai！
chendongxiaozheyaoqiletou，dashouyihui，haoqidao：“meiguanxi，yidingyaorangdajiachihao、hehao、wanhao，wozheigerenzhenghaojiuxihuanrerenaonaode……duile，fuwuyuan！”
zhenghaokandaozoucaidefuwushengjinbaoxiang，chendongzhijiejiaozhuta，yudiaopingdandesuikouwenleju：“zheidabaoxiangxianzaixiaofeiduoshaole？”
“ninhao，muqiandedanzishiliuwansanqianyuan。”fuwushengkanleyanpingban，miandaixiaorong，taidugongjingdebaochulezhangmu。
“才这么点儿？”
chendongdeshengyinweiweibagaojidu，xiyinlebushaoren，youqishimengxiaoxiaodezhuyi。
tademeitouzhoulezhou：“maotaidedangcihaishiyoudianerdile，zou，daiwoqunimenqiantai，kankannimendouyoushenmehaojiu。”
“haode，xianshengzheibianqing！”xiangdaojiushuideticheng，fuwushengyanmaojinguang，taiduxiandeyuefagongjing。
genfuwushenglikaibaoxiangqian，chendongfangfobeimizhuleside，hanqingmaimaidechaomengxiaoxiaokanqu。
“xiaoxiao，woxianqukankanyoumeiyoubaernianlafeishenmede，chashenmejiudian，niyidingyaobadajiahuoerzhaodaihao！”
shuowan，lianggerenjiuzoule。
eryejiuzaichendongyichubaoxiangmen，mengxiaoxiaoyuanbenduanzhedeneizhongruoyuanruojin、ruojiruolidezitai，limajiufanglexialai。
“woshuoxiaoxiao，zheixiaozichouzhehaicheng，tingshangdaoerde！”yiweiliushiduodexiaolaotou，chilejizhibaoyu，nazheyaqiantiqileya。
tajiaomengzhanghai，shimengxiaoxiaodedabo。
“还行吧。”
kanzhezuilichizhebaoyu、bozhelongxia，haiyouyidabanghezhemaotai、chouzhehuazideqinpenghaoyoumen，mengxiaoxiaozhijuedeshenxinjuchang，xurongxindedaomodamanzu。
只是……
niutouchaomenwaifangxiangwangleyan，mengxiaoxiaoliumeiweicu：“buguoshuozhende，woduitahaibushihenmanyi。kantadeyangzi，zuiduoyejiushixiaoyoujixu，juliwodebiaozhun，chadeyoudianeryuan。”
“yeshi，zanjiaxiaoxiaozheimepiaoliang，jiuyinggaizhaogedalaoban，jiajinhaomendangkuotaitai，neixiaozishiganshenmedelaizhe……suanle，meijizhu。”
shuozhehua，mengzhanghaitaishouzaizhuomianshangpaileliangxia，renwurenliudeyaohedao：“douchichabuduoleba？chabuduojiuche，zanmenhuanxiayichang……dui，fuwuyuan，zaijiwonaliangtiaohuazi。”
tingdaozheihua，mengxiaoxiaoyileng：“dabo，zhei……youdianerbuhaoba？”
“shenmehaobuhaode，neixiaozibushiquqiantaixuanjiulema，zanmenxiaqukuaidianer，zhijierangtajiezhang。”
mengzhanghaizuijiaoyipie，buxiedao：“xiaoxiaowogennishuoa，zheizhongrennidabowojianduole，dazhonglianchongpangzi，renqianrenhoujiushiyaogemianer，zanmenyixiaqu，tabaozhunmaidan。”
“那，行吧……”
yibangrenyoushuoyouxiaodexialelou，danshiquemeijianzhechendongdeyingzi。
人呢？
“shuobudingquxishoujianle，zanmenxianchuqudengta？”
dengrenshenmede，zhishishuoshuoeryi，yihuorensheiyemeidanghuishier，haohaodangdangdejiuyaozouren。
“你们不能走！”
yanjianrenbangrenyaozou，qiantailianmanglazaitamenqiantou，yanshenerlimanjingti：“mafannaweikeren，xianjieyixiazhang。”
“我们结账？”
mengxiaoxiaojingdaile：“gangcaineigenandeni？tarenni？”
“neiweixianshengshuoyourenjiaotanuoche，xianquchulile。”
“nidenghuier，wojitadagedianhua。”
zuoweixiangqinduixiang，tadangranyouchendongdelianluofangshi。
danmengxiaoxiaolianshangdebiaoqing，xiayimiaojiuninggule，yinweitatingdaodeshi——duibuqi，ninsuobodadehaomayiguanji！sorrythenumber……
xinlimengdegedengyisheng，mengxiaoxiaolianmangdakailiaotianruanjian，jichendongfaletiaoxinxi。
danneiyuanyuandexiaoquanzhuandongliangquanhou，quedanchuyitiaotishi：fasongshibai。
我被拉黑了？
eryejiuzaizheigeshihou，qiantaishuodao：“xiaojie，nimenyigongxiaofeiliuwansanqianyuan，womenkeyijinindagezhekou，shouquliuwanyuanzheng，qingwenxianjinhaishishuaka？”
“我……”
zheiyike，mengxiaoxiaozhijuedenaoziyiyun，jiaoxiayigeliangqiang，chadianmeishuaidao。tadexinzaidixue，tongdaowufahuxi。
zhishichidunfan，juranyaoliuwanduo？
chendong，kannirenmogouyangde，ni……nijurantaodan？
你还是不是个男人？
啊嚏！
cishicike，julixinghaijiudiansantiaojiewai，yibianliudazhe，yibiankenzheshouzhuabingdechendong，hurandalegepenti。
kendingshineiniangmener，haiyoutaneibangqinqipengyouzaimawo！
逃单？
那肯定得逃！
zheixieniannuligongzuo，shengchijianyong，suishuoyouneimediancunkuan，danzheiqiannengluanhuama？
hualiuwansan，zhishixiangqinchidunfan？
成亲还差不多！
“buyaoguaiwoyanni，sheirangnixiannawodangzhuzaide？nianqingdeshihoubeirenduobailiangdao，duiyihouderenshengfazhandayouhaochu，wozheiyeshiweinihao。”
zhuanguoshen，kanxiangxinghaijiudiandefangxiang，chendongjuqileshengxiadebanzhishouzhuabing，jiuxiangzaijuzheyizhijiubei。
yibeijingtiandi，erbeijingziyou。
单身万岁！
“啊！”
yishunjiandegongfu，chendonghuranjuede，haoxiangyoushenmekanbujian，danquehenyou“zhiliang”dedongxi，turanzazailetadenaodaishang。
shuokanbujian，shiyinweitazhaobudaozatadedongxi。
eryejiuzaizheishihou，tanaozilituranxiangqiyizhendianzihechengyin。
【xieexitongbangdingzhong……】
【绑定成功！】
【suzhudangqiandengjiwei——xiaohuaidan（10%）】
【qingsuzhunuliweifeizuodai，tishengdengji，chengweishijianzuixieedecunzai！】
【xinshoudalibaoyidaozhang，fafangzhong……】