第4章
山河大，园林庭院。
“砰砰砰...”
yizhenjicudeqiaomensheng，dunshixiangchezhenggetingyuan。
“sheiya，zheimewanqiaoshenmeqiao？hairangburangshuile！”
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“师父！”
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“陈平安！”
李院长讥讽道：
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“师父，我...”
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“师父，龙...”
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“砰！”
宋尘家。
zicongheyeqingmounaichadiandaoxiegaobiehou，huidaojiadesongchenbianyizhibaozheshoujiquansuozaishafashang，zixichakanhoutaixiaoxi，sihuxiangyaozaineixiemantianbiandiderumazhong，zhaodaoguanyumiantanxindezhusimaji。
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“直播？”
songchenyileng，xuanjimouzhongdunshishanguoyidaoliangguang。
对呀！
直播！
“直播？”
他怎么没想到？！
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【loushangdedengwoyiqizou。】
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