第4章
还有这好事？
luopiankanzheshoushangdeshijigekongjianjiezhi，lengleleng，ranhouxunsuguixiaketou，dahan：“shifuzaishang，shoutueryibai！”
一套动作行云流水。
kaiwanxiao，youbianyibuzhanwangbadan。
danggetudi，jiyouliwushou，chuanglehuohaiyoushifuding，sheihuishadaojujuea。
shenlichengshuanglangdaxiao，shenshounielenieluopianyingerfeidexiaolian，“guaituer，haiyoushenmexiangyaodesuibianti，shifudoumanzuni。”
luopianqishen，ganjuewushudaoxianmujiduhendemuguangluozaishenshang。
youqishiluomiao，kantademuguangxiangshihenbudeshengboletadepi，ranhouzijidingtitadeweizhi。
zaiyuanzhujiyizhongshiluofuluomushouyangleziji，duizijiyouen，suoyibuguanluomiaozenmeqifuta，tadoumeiyoufankang，zhidaorenwukeren。
dankanleyuanzhudeluopianzhidao，qishidangchuluofuluomuzaiyudaonianjinyisuideyuanzhushi，tashenbiangenzheyigebinlinsiwangdepuren，shipurenyongyiqianmeizhenxilingguo，yiqianpingjipindanyaohuanluofuluomushouyangyuanzhu。
yuanzhuconglaibuqianluojiade，shenzhiluomuhaikekousouguayuanzhufumuliujiyuanzhudexisuidan，shideyuanbenshitushuimusanlinggendeluomiaoxiquliangtiaolinggen，chengweijipindanshuilinggen。
luopiandangzhongliekaizui，duiluomiaochechuyigecanlanyousenrandexiaorong。
luomiaoxinliyitu，momingyouxiebuhaodeyugan，jiezhejiutingjianluopianshuo，
“shifu，wobuyaoshenme，zhishiwojuedeluomiaohaoxiangbushihenzunzhongnin，woshinindetudi，yejiushiluomiaodexiaoshishu，tadahuxiaojiaozhimingdaoxingdehanwo，xianglaishijuedeshifunimeitashifulihai。”
麻的，她是魔鬼吗？
谁不尊重师叔祖了？
luomiaojidexiangmaren，jiechudaoshenlichengruilidemuguang，youshengshengbahuayanlehuiqu。
shuqianrenmuguangluozaishenshang，luomiaobeifenyujue，baqiujiudemuguangzhuanxiangwanhong。
wanhongkuzheyizhanglian，zhongjiumeiyoushenmeyiyi。zhenbushitasong，zhuyaoshishenlichengzheigefengzishenmeshidougandechulai。erqieanzhaobeifen，luomiaohanluopianyishengxiaoshishuyeshiyinggaide，meikantajiusuantaoyanshenlicheng，buyedeniezhebizihantashishu。
luomiaoxinzhishiduobuguoqu，fenhendikanzheluopian，xiuhongzhelianshengruowenying：“xiaoshishu......”
shenweicongxiaobeichongshangtiandedaxiaojie，hanyizhiyilaibeitakanbuqidefeiwuweixiaoshishu，zheijianzhibishaleluomiaohainanshou。
“womeitingjian，shifunitingjianlema？”
luopianzhanzaishenlichengshenbian，xiaoxiaonianjishenshangdeqishiquebushushenlicheng，youqishineixiaozhangdeqiyan，jianzhiyouguozhierwubuji。
luomiaolianseyouhongzhuanqing，youbianbai，tayaoyaqiechi，“xiao！shi！shu！”
luomiaokanluopiandemuguanghenbudeshengtunhuobo。
luopianquemanyijile，taxiaodeyuefacanlan，zhinendeshengyinzhangkuangwubi：“e^，zheicaiduima，shizhiguai，yihoujianleshishuyaojideyoulimaoe。”
luomiaoliandouqilvle，qijigongxin，yikouqimeishanglai，jingrandangchangqiyunleguoqu。
dixiashangqianxindizikanluopiandemuguangfuzajile，zheishigeniurena，rumendiyitianyifeiwulinggendezizhichengweitianyanzongweierhuashendeguanmendizi，haibazheiyijietianfuzuihaodedizidangzhongqiyun。
牛、逼！