第1章
“嘎吱”！
suizheyizhencierdechacheshengxiangqi，yiliangpojiudejipuchetingzaileyigekanqilaifeichanglaodefangwuqian，yiweishaoniancongcheshangzoulexialai，neishaonianshenshangyifupopolanlan，lianshangmanshinitu，kanqilaixiangshigangcongmeiyaolihuilaiyiyang。
“laotouzi”！wohuilaile。
neishaonianduizhewulidahanyisheng，shenshoucongcheshangnaqiyigemadaihuanbuzouxiangyuanzhong，daoleyuanzhong，suishoubamadaidiuzaiyipang，nongledianshuixilexilian，luchuyizhanglvexianqingxiudelianpang，kanqilaidayueshibajiusui。
“你回来啦”！
wulichuanlaiyidaocanglaodeshengyin，suijiyiweilaozhecongwulizoulechulai，neilaozheshenchuanyishenzhongshanzhuang，toufahuabai，lianshangmanshizhouwen，yishuangyanjingweiweimizhe，ouerluchudejingguang，rangzheiweilaozhekanqilaisihufeichangbujiandan。
“呸”！
nieyuntuleyikoutumo，manlianbaoyuandao：woshuosilaotouzi，xiaciwokebu**zheichilibutaohaodeshile，nizhigaosuwoyaoqubaohuyigedarenwu，bawohunongguoqu，daoleneiliwozhikandaoneigedarenwubeirenjijiechile，daodanmantianfei，zidanbuyaoqiandepensheerchu，dangshiwojiushayanle，yuanlaizheishizaidazhanga，meibanfaa，zhiyouchushoule，yibuxiaoxinbaduifangquanbugandiaole，erhoudaizhenishuodedarenwukaishichetui，zoudaobanluturanshachulejishirenshouchiakde**，wopinlezheitiaoxiaomingcaishalechulai，erhoujiuyuanzhongyulaidao，laideneirenshuoshishenmeshouzhangneileidewoyemeizhuyi，erhouyaoledianqianhuilaile。
nieyunpielepiezui，manlianyouyuandekanzhezijiadelaotouzi。
“咳咳”！
neilaotougankesouleyishengshuodao：xiaoyuna，zheiniyebunengguaiwo，duifangjiwodadianhuadeshihou，shuozhishibaohuchetuieryi，woyemeixiangdaobeiduifangjijiechile......。
nieyunfanlefanbaiyan，biaoshizijihenwunai。
xiaoyuna，xianzaiyougerenwuyaojiaojini，zhiyaonizuowanzheigerenwu，niyihoujiukeyituixiule，erqiehoubanbeizizaiyebuyongchouchichouchuanle，zenmeyang？zuobuzuo，laotouziduizhenieyunshuodao。
nieyunyanqianyiliang，tingzhenishuodehuamaosihenyouren，danshinilaotouziyouzheimehaodeshiqinghuijiaojiwozuo？xiangdangniannijiaowoqutouzhangguafudeneigedongxi，meixiangdaobeirenjifaxianle，laotouzinidangchangjiuzhichushiwotoude，dangshineigediurena......，nieyunyaoyaqiechideshuodao。
“咳”！
laolianweiweiyihong，jixushuodao：xiaoyuna，nizaixiangxinwoyici，zheicijueduishihaogongzuo，huiyouhenduohenduodemeinvdengzhenilaifajue，yehuiyouhenduohenduodejinqiandengzhenilaihuihuo。
“zhende”？nieyunbuquedingdewendao。
“dangranshizhende”！neilaozhequedingdedianlediantou。
“haoba”！nishuoshishenmegongzuoba。
“tinghaole”！shuodaozheili，neilaozheyuqiyansuleqilaishuodao：diyi、jiniwunianyineideshijian，tongyiwoguoheidao，niyaochengweijueduidedixiahuangdi，dier、zaizheiqijiannibunengqingyishifangnideshaqi，yaoburanhuilianleihenduoren，disan、daoleneilibuyaoqingyisharen，bijingneilibushizhanchang，neishiyoufalvdedifang，yaoburannishalerenhuihenmafan，zheigedisidianma，shuodaozheili。neilaotoukanleyiyannieyunshuodao：niyaozaineilibadaxueshangwan。
“扑通”！
nieyunganggangzhanqilai，mengdizailexiaqu。
nishuoshenme？yaowoqushangdaxue，haiyaozaishangxueqijiantongyiguoneiheidao，laotouzinimeifashenjingba！zheigenbenjiushibukenengdeshiqing。
“buganbugan”！jiaowoqushangxue，haiburushalewosuanle。
“嗯”？
zhendebugan，laotouziweixiaodeshuodao。
“bugan”！nieyunjianjuedeshuodao。
neihaoba，neiwozhinengshuochulainidangniangandeneixiechoushile，laotouziyilianxiaoyideshuodao。
nieyunnaodaimanlianheixian，zuihouwunaideshuodao：haoba，silaotouziniyingle。
xiaoyewodangniandaomei，beinizhuazhulexiaobianzi，daoxianzaiweixiewo，wozhinengqufunide**zhixia......wuwu。
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laotouzinizhunbeijiwoduoshaoqian？nieyuncuolecuoshouwendao。
neigemadailijiushiniyihouyaohuadeqian，laotouziyilianguguaideshuodao。
“什么”？
nieyunyixiazitiaoleqilai，yongshouzhizheshuodao：womeiyicizuorenwudoushijishiwanqijiade，**lezheimeduonian，zhishaodouguoyile，niliangeshoujidoumeiyoumaijiwo，laotouzinibawodexuehanqiandoutanwule，meixiangdaozuihouyongyibaiwandafawozou，wuwu......，cishinieyunmanlianbeifendeshuodao。
laotouziwuyuzhong......。
diertian，tiangangmengmengliang，nieyunzaozaodeqilechuang，naqilegedabao，youzhuanglexieteshudedongxi，erhoulaotouzikaizheneiliangpojiudejipucheganxianglehuochezhan。
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cishinieyunmanlianmangrandezhanzaihuochezhanmenkou，shenhoubeizheyigedapobao，shenshangchuanzheyishenkanqilaihenjiudeyifu，yikuaikuaibudingbuzaiyifushang，yishuanglaodiaoyadepojiubuxie，huotuotuodeyigenongmingongjinchengdexingxiang。
bulihuizhouweizhizhidiandiandemuguang，nieyunmaizhebazibu，zuilihengzhebuzhidaoneigeguojiadexiaoqu，yibusanhuangyoudezoujinlehuochezhan，laozizuoguofeiji、zhandouji，yekaiguotankehuojian，weidumeiyouzuoguohuoche，jintianshishizheichuanshuozhongdehuocheshishageyangzi。
nieyunwenlehaoduoren，zaibierenyiyangdemuguangxia，zhongyuzhidaolehuochepiaozaineilimai，mailezhangchuanshuozhongdeyingzuo，nieyunbianshanglehuoche，zhaolezhaozijidezuowei，zuodaoleyigekongweizhishang。
jiuzainieyunxinlixiangzheshibushigaizhaozhougongwanhuiqu，yidaoqingxindeshengyinzaierbianchuanlai，nieyuntaitouwangqu，zhijianyigemiaolingshaonvzhanzainieyunpangbian，qingchemingliangdetongkong，wanwandeliumei，zhangzhangdejiemaoweiweidizhandongzhe，baixiwuxiadepifutouchudandanhongfen，bobodeshuangchunrumeiguihuabanjiaonenyudi。
cishizhengweixiaodekanzhenieyunshuodao：wokeyizuozheilima？
nieyuncishiweiweilengzhule，jiuzheiyangjingjingdedingzheduifangkan，neishaonvbeinieyunkandebuhaoyisi，lveweiyoudianlianhong，shengyintigaoleyidianshuodao：qingwen，wokeyizuozheilima？
cishinieyunzhongyuhuiguoshenlai，gangadexiaolexiao，dangrankeyizuodaozheili，wozheilimeiyourende。
“xiexie”！neishaonvtiantiandexiaolexiao，zuodaolenieyunpangbian，yizhenqingxindexiangweichuanlai，nieyunwenlewen，renbuzhushuodao：zhenxianga。
neishaonvlianjiafeihong，batouniuxiangchuangwai，zhuangzuomeiyoutingdao。
nieyuncishiyegangadexiaolexiao。
huochehuanhuanqidongle，nieyunkanzhebuduanshanguodefengjing，xinlirenbuzhuyouxieshiluo，taxiangqilecengjingyiqichushengrusidezhanyou，xiangqileneigecengjingshenaizhenieyundenvhai，weiweidetanlekouqi，lianshanglvexianyouyu，shuangyanzhizhongmanshicangsangzhise。
zheiyimu，zhenghaobeineinvhaikandaole，neinvhaishenqingweiweiyizheng，haoyouyudeshensea，buzhidaozheigexiaonanhaishenshangfashengleshenme。
“nihao”！wojiao，moxiaoxi，laizizsheng。
chensizhongdenieyun，beizheituruqilaidejieshaolahuidaolexianshi，niutoukanxiangmoxiaoxishenguolaideshou。
“nihao”！wojiaonieyun，yelaizizsheng，nieyunshenshouwozhulemoxiaoxidexiaoshou，neishuangxiaoshoujiebaiwuxia，ningruyuzhi，rangnieyunrenbuzhuduomoleliangxia，lianshangluchusemimidebiaoqing。
moxiaoxibeinieyunzhuazhuxiaoshou，lianseweiweiyoudianhongrun，lianmangbashousuolehuilai，kanzhenieyunsemimidebiaoqing，xinzangputongputongdeluantiao，conglianyizhihongdaolebozishang。
jiuzaizheishi，nieyunduimianzuoleyigeren，neirenkanqilaidayueshibajiusuideyangzi，zhangdeyoutoufenmiande，yishuangxiaxiaodeyanjingsichuzaimoxiaoxishenshangluanmiao。
nieyunkanzheneijiahuo，yanshenzhizhongmanshibuxieshense，conggangcaineiyanshenlaikan，jiuzhidaozheixiaozizaixiangshenmele。
“nihao”！wojiaotengliang，laiziwsheng，cishineiyoutoufenmiandexiaozishenchuyoushou，duizhemoxiaoxijieshaodao。
“nihao”！wojiaomoxiaoxi，laizizsheng，moxiaoxishenchuyoushouqingqingwoleyixia，jiuzaixiangyaosuohuishoushi，neirenturanjinjinwozhu，renbuzhufumoleqilai，kannixiaoshoujiebaiwuxia，youruyuzhi，shibushijingchangyongniunaixishoua，neitengliangyinxiaodeshuodao。
bu......bushi！cishimoxiaoxiyebeitengliangdejudongnongdexiaoliantonghong，shoushenyebushisuoyebushi。
nieyundandandekanzhetengliang，yibazhuazhutengliangdegebowanghouyila。
neitengliang“a”dedajiaoyisheng，qijibaihuaideshuodao：nixiaozizhaosishibushi，ganjinfangshou。
moxiaoxiyebeinieyundejudongjiheleyitiao，lianmangyongshoutuileyixianieyun，shiyitaganjinzhushou。
nieyunpielepiezuishuodao：xiacishouzaiganluandong，woningduannidegebo，youshousongkaitengliangdegebo，huaibaozaixiongqian。
tengliangcishimanliannuyi，buguobuganqingjuwangdong，kanzhenieyunbuganzaishuohua，lianmangdixiatou。
“xiexie”！moxiaoxixiaoshengshuodao。
nieyunpielepiezui，yanzhuyizhuan，xiaoxixideshuodao：zheiweiguniang，niyaoshizhendexiangganxiewodehua，buruwomenyihuixialehuoche，zhaogejiudian，zanmenqutantanrenshenglixiang，zayang？
moxiaoxiyebeinieyunshuodehuadunshijidamengle，buguokanzhenieyunxixuedeshense，yezhidaozaikaiwanxiao。
“taoyan”！moxiaoxilianseweihongdeshuodao，suijidixiatoubuganzaikannieyun。
“heihei”！nieyunxiaoleliangsheng，suijishuangshouzhenzainaohou，zhaozhougongwanqule。
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mimihuhuzhong，nieyunganjuedaozijibeirentuilexia，zhengkaiyanjingkandaomoxiaoxi，daozhanle，womenganjinxiacheba，moxiaoxishuodao，nieyundianlediantou，naqizijidedapobao，zaimoxiaoxiyiyangdemuguangxia，zouchulechewaimian，dunshixiaoshizairenqunzhong。
lengleyihui，moxiaoximengrandahandao：womenhaihuizaijianmianma？zhibuguocishinieyunyijingzouyuan，moxiaoxilianshangyoudianshiluo，buzhidaoshiyinweigangcainieyuntizijichushoujiaoxunlexiaduifang，haishibiedeshenme。