第5章 我最喜欢做的事情就是清理垃圾

“yanzong,qianmianyougejiaowangshaoderenzailushangpumanlexianhua,haoxiangshiweilegennibiaobai,dajiadouzaikanrenao。”

楚轩解释出声。

“按喇叭。”

yanruolingzhidaoshisheile,minglingchusheng。

滴滴滴……

楚轩按了几下喇叭。

qianfangderenbumanzhuantou,jiandaoshiyanruolingdeche,shunjianrangkailedaolu,lianshangyeguashanglegongjingdexiaorong。

“kaiche,zhijieyaguoqu。”

yanruolingmeiyouyouyu,jiezhemingling。

chuxuandiantou,qingdianyoumen,mashaladizhijienianshanglehuahai。

manlianxiyueshangqiandewangyaoweijiandaozheiyimu,lianshunjianheilexialai,xionghendemuguangsuodingzaichuxuandeshenshang。

tajingxinzhunbeidejingxi,jingranbeizheixiaosijipohuaile。

这家伙,不知死活。

jiandaoyanruolingxiache,tabiaoqingshunjianbianhuan,xiaozheyingjieleshangqu。

“ruoling,zheishiwojinizhunbeidejingxi,qingzhuwomenrenshidiyibaitian。”

shuozhe,wangyaoweidanxiguidi,jiangshouzhongxianhuapengdaoyanruolingxiongqian,jiezhechusheng:“ruoling,nizhidaowodexinsi,wobaozheng,zhiyaowomenzaiyiqi,yihouwosuoyoushiqingdoushinizuozhu。”

“nijiushiwodezhenmingtiannv,zuowonvpengyouba!”

zheishenqingdeyangzi,rangpangbianderendouxianmule。

“wangyaowei,shangyicijiugennitiaomingle,buhuizuonidenvpengyou,nibuyaozaizheisichanlandale。”

yanruolingyaotou,henfangandeyanqiandefuerdai。

“weishenme,ruguonijuedewonalizuodebuhao,wodoukeyigai。”

王耀伟满脸苦涩。

“weishenmenixinlimeidianshuma?”

“niliejibanbandelishi,xuyaowoyijianjianlaibangnihuiyiqilai?”

yanruolinglengxiao,zheijiahuodesishenghuodoubunengyongbujiandianlaixingrongle。

zhangzhezijiyouqiandaochuhuohuonvren,kudanglibuzhidaochuleduoshaorenmingle。

zheiyangderen,kanzhedoujuedeexin。

“neidoushiguoqule,woxianzaiyijinggaixieguizheng,yihouzhiainiyigeren。”

王耀伟一脸真诚。

“zheixieguihua,nihaishiliuzhegenbiedenvrenshuoba。”

“baoan,jiwodangzhuzheijiahuo,buyaorangtashanglou。”

“我们走。”

yanruolingbuxianggenzheilanrenduoshuoyiju,zhaohuchuxuanheliyumeizhijieshanglou。

wangyaoweijimanggenshang,quebeibaoanlanzulexialai。

jingxinbuzhidehuahaibeiyigesijipohuai,youbeiyanruolingqiaobuqi,xianzailianbaoandougangenzijizuoduile。

wangyaoweinule:“nimenzhidaowoshisheima?ganlanwo,xinbuxinwodadenimenmandizhaoya。”

“wangshao,duibuqi,shiyanzongfenfude,womenzhishitingmingxingshi,nijiubuyaogenwomenyibanjianshile。”

baoanzhidaowangyaoweideshenfen,bushitamennenggouduifude,kezheishizongcaidemingling,bufucongjiuhuidiugongzuo。

他们也很为难。

“滚开。”

yankanyanruolingyaozouyuan,wangyaoweijile,yibazhangshuaizaibaoanlianshang,zhijiedongshoudaren。

biandabianma:“gouyiyangdedongxi,sheijinimendanzigandanglaozidelu,huoniwaileshiba!”

baoanbuguoshiputongren,naganfankang,liangrendoubaozhenaodai,renyouquantouluozaishenshang。

“zhushou,ninaogoumeiyou!”

yanruolingqidebuqing,nuhouchusheng。

“zenme,danideyuangongnixintengle?”

“yanruoling,nijiwotingqingchule,woduinizhizaibide。”

“ruguonibudayingwo,yihouwotiantianlainigongsi,tiantianqifuniyuangong。”

wangyaoweikebuguanbugule,bushishuowoliejibanban,neijiurunisuoyuan。

“你**!”

严若灵被气到了。

“wojiu**le,zenmele,nibahaizaideshihou,wohaiweijusanfen,xianzainibabuzaile。”

“yanruoling,nizaizheizhuangshenmeni?”

“yanshijituanyihoudoubuyidingshinide,niyoushenmezibenzaiwomianqianxiaozhang。”

“xianzainiconglewo,wobaozhengnideronghuafugui,buran,dengnilunluojietoudeshihou,jiuzhidaozijishishenmexiachang。”

wangyaoweimanlianxiaozhang,shichisileyanruoling。

“chuxuan,nengbangwojiangzheigelajiganchuquma?”

严若灵气的发抖。

“fangxin,wozuixihuanzuodeshiqingjiushiqinglilaji。”

chuxuandiantou,tayekanzheifuerdaibushuangle。

zhangzhezijiyouqianjiuweisuoyuwei,buzhidaoshenmejiaozuotieban。

“xiaozi,gangcaijiushinikaicheyadewodehua,wohaimeizhaonimafan,nigantiaochulaizhaowomafan,huodebunaifanle?”

“xianzai,guixia,genwodaoqian,wobaozhengdenghuixiashouqingdian。”

yigesiji,yeganchutou,jianzhibuzhitiangaodihou。

wangyaoweimanlianjiaoao,wanquanmeijiangrenkanzaiyanli。

“下跪是吧!”

啪!

“道歉是吧!”

啪!

“下手轻点是吧!”

啪!

“让你装!”

啪!

chuxuannengdongshoujiububibi,zhijieshuailewangyaoweisibazhang,jiangrendadezaiyuandizhuanquanquan。

yaobushishouzheli,yibazhangjiunengjiangrenshansi。

changshangderendoubeizheiyimuzhenjingdaole。

zheishuaigechushoudesudutaikuaile,doumeikanqingchuzenmechushou,zhitingdaoshengyin,wangyaoweijiubeidadezhuanquanquanle。

lianshigengjiabunengkanle,zhongzhangdegenzhutouyiyang,gujitamazaizhei,doubuyidingnengjiangrenrenchulai。

“xingxing……wokandaohaoduoxingxing……”

yaoyaohuanghuangdewangyaoweininanchusheng,shenshouzaixukongzhuazhe。

“nibuhuijirendashaleba!”

严若灵迟疑。

“解气吗?”

楚轩淡问出声。

yanruolingdiantou,shizhendehenjieqi。

changshangkanrenaodeyuangongyexiayishidediantou,zheitaishuangle。

zheiyangdelaji,jiugaihenhendejiaoxunyidun。

“nigandawo,xiaozi,nisidingle,woxianzaijiuyaoren,nibiezou,jintianbuxienidianlingjian,nibuzhidaowowangyaoweidenengli。”

wangyaoweiqingxingleguolai,fennudenachushoujibodadianhua。

“摇人,我等你。”

chuxuanxiaole,anjingdezhanzaiyuandi。

yanruolingjile:“nibunengrangtadadianhua。”

“fangxin,womenjianmiandeshihoufashengshenmeshi,nijidema?”

chuxuandandingdetixingchusheng。

yanruolingmoranxingzhuan,neishihoukeshishijigeshouchijiahuoderen,doubeichuxuanfangdaole。

haoxiang,shibuxuyaoweitadanxin。

“hao,xiaozi,nigouxiaozhang,denghuiwokannizenmesi!”

wangyaoweidaledianhuale,neibianzhengdairenguolai,zheirangtayeyoulediqi,jiaoxiaochusheng。

“wodengzhe,buguo,kannizhanzhehenbushuang,haishiguizheba!”

chuxuandongle,laidaowangyaoweimianqian,qingqingyipaitajianbang。

啪!

qingwangyaoweizhijieguizailedishang。

“啊!”

aihaoshengxiangbianquanchang,wangyaoweishuangshoumozhexigai,jiuyaochaoqianmiandaoqu。

chuxuanjiangrenfuzhu,danxiaochusheng:“guihaole,guidaonipengyoulaile,rangtamenyekankanniguidezishiduibudui。”