开局一口锅,**美食征服星际第18章

zheizhongjiemuliguanzhongzuiaikandemoguoyushichaojiadeximale。

「:guofenleba?shuodeyetainantingle。」

「:?yemeimatamenlianga,benlaideshima,doushuolerangtamenyuandidengdai,zoulerangbierenzenmezhaotamen?taimeiyoutuanduijingshenle!」

「:benlaijiubushihezuodejiemu,pingshenmetingtamende?」

「:neijiushige,chuleweixiankebielaishangbierenha~」

「:nimenxiaoshihoujiazhangmeigaosuguonimenzoudiuleyaoyuandidengdaima?」

「:duibuqi,womamagaosuwozoudiuleyaoquxingjingjubaojing。」

「:xiaopengyoushaoshangwang,kuaibashoujihaijibabamama。」

「:suiranwoshixiaoyufensi,danshizheiciwozhanzhaozihuahelizexu,zijidanduxingdongtaizisile,fenzhuanheile。」

「xiaoyua:shenmedefanchuanqiannengbunengxiandaduimingzi?」

「:xiaoyumeidengma?doujigexiaoshile,tamenbuhuilai,nandaoqitajigerenganzuozhema?ruguotamen15tianbuhuilai,zhaolinengzuozhedeng15tiansuanwoshuxingba。」

「:bielizheixiefeiwu,zijizhihuizuozhedengsihaibuyunxubierenzijiule?」

「:biechaole,zhiyouwoyigerenmajiemuzuma?nanxingnanshouchengshenmeyangzile,biezhongshule。」

「:+1,jiemuzuzheiciwandetaidale,jiabinzhenchushilekantamenzenmeshouchang。」

“youna,zenmeban?zheici......”

“ai,shilaobandeyisia......kee,youshiwolaibeiguole。”younakanzhejingtoulizouqilulaipiaopiaohuhudenanxingganjinhanyiliaoduishikezhunbeihaoyiliaocang。

bubizhuzhibojiandedanmu,linchuanyudanrenzhibojianlidedanmuhexielexuduo。

「:dajiabiequzhuzhibojianchaojiale。」

「:jiushi,ganjinhuilaikanxiaoyu,mashangyoujingcaibiaoyan!」

「:什么?刚来。」

「:xiaoyuzhunbeipashuzhaishenmeyezihaishiyezichi。」

「:pashu!kexizhujingtoubuzaizheibian,woquduoyaodianrenlaikan。」

linchuanyufuzhenanxingmeizouduoyuan,sichuguanchaleyixia,tiaoxuanleyikezuiaideyezishuzuoweimubiao。

“linjiejie......zhendeyaopashangquma?haogaoa!”nanxingkanzheyousansigetagaodeyezishuxinlizhifandigu,“zheiyemeishuzhiyougeluojiaodedifang,wanyi......”

nanxingyanleyankoushuimeiganjixushuoxiaqu。

“meishi,xiaocasela!”

zheikeyezishubijiaoxi,linchuanyuyirenjiunenghuanbaozhu。tamiaolemiaogaodu,yinggaizhiyou5mizuoyoubusuangao,tacongxiaojiuaifanqiangpashu,zheidiannanduhaishinanbudaotade。

“cila——cila——”

linchuanyujiangzijidechenshanwaitaosichengbutiao,jiangsichengtiaodechenshanxiabainingchengyigusheng。

jiezhetayongshazizaishoujiaohedatuineicemolemo。

“linjiejie,zheishizaiganshenme?”

“e,zengdayidianmocali......”

“linjiejie......jiayou!”nanxingdanyoudikanlelinchuanyuyiyan,suihouguqidao。

“fangxinfangxin!”linchuanyuhuitouduizhenanxingbileyige“ok”deshoushi。

taxianzhuailezhuaishuganshangcucaodexianwei,querengoujieshi,suihoujiangbushengraoshuganyizhou,liangduanjiaochazuanzaizhangxin,houtuibanbumengdiyila——busheng“chi”dibengjin,mocachuyangqixisuidezongxianwei。

“nengxing。”tadishengziyu,chijiaocaishangshugan。

diyijiaodengzhushupidechanei,jiaozhibennengdiquansuoqilaikouzhushupi。

linchuanyuzuoshoubazhushugantuqidebajie,youshouzhuaijinbushengjieli,zhenggerenxiangzhanglamandegong,“shua”dixiangshangcuanlebanmi。

hanzhushunzhetadexiahedizaisuogushang,tadedongzuoyuelaiyueliuchang——chansheng、dengtui、tila,zonglvyedeyinyingjianjianlongzhaotouding。

dangzhijianzhongyupengdaoyezidejibushi,taturanxiaole,baiyazaishaihongdelianshangliangdehuangyan。

“咔!”

ningduanguobingdeshunjian,dixiachuanlainanxingdehuanhu。

linchuanyuyiliandiulesangeyezixialai,suihoushoujiaoweiweizhangkaikongzhisudumanmanhualexialai。

「:aaaa!jiushinijiaozhinengjingtoushiba?duizhebeiyingpaigeshenmejingera!」

「:kexile,meiyoubawolaopodengdingshidejuemeirongyanjiluxialai。」

「:bushi,xianzaibushiyinggaijingtanxiaoyubaobaochaoqiangdebaofalima?jingranpashangqule!」

「:congshangcipaobuwojiufaxianlexiaoyujingrendeyundongtianfu。」

「:heihei,xiyiweichang(jiaoaojpg.)」

「:???gangjinlaizhunbeikaimajiukanjianlezheitianshenxiafandeyimu?bushi**jie,shicongheren?nengbunengjieshaoworenshiyixia?」

「:maya,**jienishizhanshenzhuanshima?」

jiemuzuyejiling,zailinchuanyupashudeshihoujiujiangzhujingtouzhuanleguoqu,turuqilaidehuamianchenggongrangzhibojianhaizaichaojiadedanmubizuile,zhishengxialeyijuju「woqu......laizhende?」

“hu——haojiumeiyundongle,pageshuhaiguaileide......”linchuanyuguzuoxiaosadipaipaishenshangdehui。

weileweichitazainanxingxinmuzhongwujianbucuidexingxiang,taxianzaishibukenengchengrenzijileilede!

“linjiejie!nitailihaile!”

linchuanyukanzheshuxidexingxingyan,zaiyicichenlunzainanxingyijujudezanyangzhong。

“heihei,xiaoyisila......”

“eduile,wokaiyigeyezijinihe,chadianwanglezhengshi。”

nanxingtianletianzuipi,qidaizhekanzhelinchuanyudecaozuo。

「:**jie,suiranganggangnihenshuai,danshimeiyong。」

「:shia!congneimegaodedifangshuaixialaidoumeisui,wodaoyaokankantazenmedakaizheigeyingqiaoqiao。」

「:xiamiandoushishazi,shuaibukaihenzhengchangba?」

「:hahaha,nanbuchengtahuitietougong,toubidimianhaiying,nengjitazakai?」

「:loushangdeyoumole。」

「jintianpanglema?:nimentiantianbeidalianliandoubuteng,wokannimencaishilianletiepigongba?」

linchuanyuzaidishangtiaotiaojianjian,zhaoleyikuaibianyuanfenglideshitou,youzaidishangmolemo。

“zheigekanqilaihaibucuo。”

qingyedepibijiaoruan,linchuanyujiangyezilvsewaipizaishitoushangmoca,qingliwaibiaodexianwei,luchuneibuyingqiao。

「:zenme?tashixiangyidiandianbatamokaima?neihaiburukesisuanle......」

「:zheicaozuo,zhenshiwuyule。」

「:shenmema,youbeiresoupianjinlaile。」

「:zhinengshuokaitoutaijingyanle,jiejulaletuodade。」

linchuanyuzaiyezidingduanmosuolebantian,zhongyuzhaodaoleaoxiande“yeyan”,tazhidaozuiruandeshenzhikeyiyongshuzhijiunengchuochuan。

chouzhunyigemubiaohou,tayongshitoujianjiaofanfuzatongyigeweizhi,zhidaozaokaileyigexiaokong。

“chenggongle!”nanxingjujinghuishendikanzhelinchuanyudedongzuo,kandaoyezishangkaileyigexiaokonghoutajidongdixiantiaoleqilai。

“heba!”linchuanyubaoqiyezi,jiangyezhidaozailejiemuzufadebaowenbeilidijilenanxing。

“wu——shitiande!”nanxingheleyikouyanjingjiuliangleqilai,“a!haohaohe,qingqingtiantiande,haojiekee!”

nanxingliulebanbeidijilinchuanyurangtayehe。

“ng,yezhifuhanjia、na、mei、gaidengkuangwuzhi,keyikuaisubuchongliushidedianjiezhi,huanjietuoshuihuozhongshuni!”linchuanyubianshuo,bianjuqiyigeyeziduizhejingtoujieshao。

「:heihei,wobushuohua,ganggangrenliantengma?」

「:zhangzhishile,wojizhule,zheizhongguozilideyetikeyihe。」

「:yiyue,xiayigenengchideshishenme?」

「:bushi,tazhendehuimofaba?zenmejiuzaokaile?sheilaijieshiyixia?」

「:jiuzheiyangzheiyang,zaineiyangneiyang......」

「:kenengshizhaodaoleshenmeboruodianba?wokanxiaoyuzaidingbumosuolehaobantian。」

「:有道理。」

「:nihao,zheilishishenmezhuanyekepuzhibojianma?meigeziwodourenshi,zenmekanbudongnimenzailiaoshenmeni?」

kandaozheili,jingtouhoudejiemuzuzhongyusongleyikouqi。

younashuangshouzaixiongqianheshi:“laotianbaoyou,haihaomeichuzhiboshigu,buranwojiushihulvelaobandeshuailianyeyaochoumatayidunle!”