**disizhang：shouchao、tiepishuyuxindeshitou**
tiezhaxiang13hao，biluchenxiangxiangdehaiyaopojiu。yijiandiaidezhuanwafang，qiangbibanbo，wudingdewapianquelehaojikuai。wuneizhiyouyizhanggazhizuoxiangdemubanchuang，yizhangquetuidezhuoziheyibapoyizi。chufanggengshixiaodekelian，zhiyouyigexiujibanbandeshuilongtouheyigejiushideyuannengluzao（xuyaocharuliezhiyuannengkuaineizhong）。haozaixitonghaisuan“liangxin”，【jichushengcunwuzibao（shengjiban）】queshishengjile——chulegengduodeguantouhemimian，haiyoujikuaisanfazheweiruochouweideliezhiyuannengkuai，jijianhoushidiandejiuyifu，shenzhiyouyixiaopinglianjiadexiaodupenwu。
“zongbilusujietouqiang。”luchenziwoanweizhe，yongpobudushangloufengdechuangfeng，baneizhangpomubanchuangmianqiangshoushiganjing。neibapingpingwuqideheisan，beitasuishoukaozailemenhou。
heiyanzhenderizi，bidonglanshidejiaoluogengxianculihehunluan。kongqizhongyongyuanpiaosanzheliezhiyuannengranshaodecibiqiwei（tawenbudao，dannengganjuedaohoulongdeganse）、meiyan、hanchouhelianjiajiujinghunhedeweidao。jieshangduoshixiechuanzhepojiugongzhuang、yanshenhuomamuhuoxionghendehanzi，ouernengkandaobeizhejianlouwuqideyongbinghuolierenxiaoduicongcongerguo。luchenzheishenbanheqichang，zaizheilijiushigetoumingren，lianxiaohunhundoulandezhaotamafan——yikanjiuzhabuchuyoushui。
tashenjujianchu，kaozhewuzibaogouzhe，meitianzuidadeyulejiushiyanjiuxitongmianbanhehuanxiangliyueneirouruandeweiba。neibaheisandaoshipaishangyongchangle，heiyanzhensantianliangtouxiayu，yushuihunzhuo，daizhetiexiuwei（ganzhifankui）。
pingjing（huozheshuosiji）deriziguoledagaishilaitian。
zheitianshenye，luchenzhengguozhehouyifuquansuozaigazhizuoxiangdemubanchuangshang，shiturushui。wuwaishixixililideyusheng，qiaodazhewudingdepowapian。
突然！
“wu——ao——！！！”
yishengqili、kuangbao、chuantoulijiqiangdeshouhou，rutongzhaleibansilieleyuyedeningjing！jinjiezhe，shidiersheng、disansheng……wushukuangbaodesihoushengcongzhenziwaiweidefangxiangrutongchaoshuibanyonglai！dimiankaishiweiweizhendong！
luchenyigejilingcongchuangshangdanqilai，xinzangshunjiantidaolesangziyan！
“吼！！！”
“嘶嘎——！！！”
“轰隆！”
gezhongkongbudeshouhou、jianruidesiming、jianzhudaotadejuxiang、yuannengwuqikaihuodebaomingsheng、jingkongjuewangdekuhanjianjiaosheng……shunjianjiaozhizaiyiqi，rutongdiyudejiaoxiangqu，fengkuangdichongjizheermo！zhenggeheiyanzhenfangfobeitourulefeitengdeyouguo！
“shouchao！shishouchao！！！”luchenliandouhebaile。tatingshuoguohuangyeshouchaodekongbu，neishilianzhengguijunduidoutoutengdetianzai！heiyanzhenzheizhongpolandifang，nashenmedang？
【ding！jinjirenwufabu：chuzhan】
【renwuneirong：zaibencishouchaoshijianzhong，suzhuxuqinshoujishazhishao1touburujieyaoshou（shilidiyuyijiewuzhe）。】
【renwuchenggongjiangli：shenmidalibaox1】
【renwushibaichengfa：wu（dansuzhukenengsiyushouchao）】
【renwushixian：shouchaojieshuqian。】
“jishayaoshou？haiqinshou？！”luchenkanzhexitongmianbanshangtiaochulaiderenwu，chadianyikoulaoxuepenchulai！taxianzaishenmeshuiping？liliang4，tizhi3，liangeqiangzhuangdiandeputongrendoudabuguo！rangtaqushayaoshou？napashizuilajideburujieyaoshou，neiyeshinengqingyisisuiputongrendecunzai！zheixitongshixiantasidebugoukuaima？
“qu**renwu！laozitaomingyaojin！”luchenmeiyousihaoyouyu。jianglizaihao，yedeyoumingna！taliangundaipaditiaoxiachuang，shoumangjiaoluandiwangbeibaolisaishengxiadejiguanguantouheneipingshui，naozilizhiyouyigeniantou：pao！wangzhenzizhongxinpao！huozhezhaogezuijiangudedifangduoqilai！
tagangbabeibaoshuaidaobeishang，zhuaqimenhouneibaheisanzhunbeichongchuqu——
轰！！！
yishengzheneryulongdejuxiang！tajiadepomumenliantongbanbianqiangbi，beiyigujudadeliliangzhijiezhuangdefensui！zhuanshimuxiefeijian！
yitouhunshenfugaizheanhuisecucaolinjia、xingsifangdabanchuanshanjia、danyanjingxuehong、kouzhongditangzhexingchouzhanyedeguaiwu，sihouzhechonglejinlai！tatixingbuda，yejiubanrengao，danhunshensanfazheyigumanhengdexiongliqixi，fenglidezhuaziqingyijiuzaidishanglichushengou！
“tie…tiepishu？！”luchenhedehunfeiposan！zheiwanyiersuiranshiburujielidiandidezayu，danyebushitanengduifude！taneishenlinjia，putongdaojiandounanshang！
tiepishuxuehongdeyanjingshunjiansuodinglewuneidehuowu——luchen！tafachuyishengxingfendesijiao，houtuiyideng，rutongyidaohuisedeshandian，zhangkaibumanximilichidedakou，daizheyiguxingfengzhipuluchendeyanhou！sudujikuai！
siwangdeyinyingshunjianlongzhao！
luchendanaoyipiankongbai，kongjudebennengyadaoleyiqie！tagenbenlaibujisikao，jihushibizheyanjing，yongjinquanshenchinaideliqi，bashouliweiyinengdangwuqidedongxi——neibachendiandiandeheisan——chaozhepulaideheiying，henhenditonglechuqu！tongshishentipinmingxianghouyangdao！
噗嗤！
yishengchenmenyouguaiyide、xiangshitongpohoupigedeshengyinxiangqi！
yuxiangzhongdejutongmeiyouchuanlai。
luchenzhongzhongdishuaidaozaidi，hounaoshaokezaiyingdishang，tengdetayanmaojinxing。tajingkongdizhengkaiyan，kandaodejingxiangrangtamudengkoudai！
neizhixionghanpulaidetiepishu，cikejiupazaitashenqianbudaobanmidedifang，shentihaizaiweiweichouchu。ertaneixiangduirouruandefubuweizhi，zhengchazhetagangcaixiayishitongchuqudeneibaheisan！
heisanneikansilianjiadejinshusanjian，cikejingranrutongshaohongdeluotieyiban，sanfazheweiruoquelingrenxinjidehongguang！tajingzhunwubidicongtiepishuxiangduicuiruodefubuguanru，toutierchu！anhongzhanchou、sanfazheechoudeshouxue，zhengshunzhesanjianhesangu，gugudiliutangchulai，xunsuranhongledimian！
tiepishuxuehongdeyanjingdengdeliuyuan，chongmanlenanyizhixindemangran，houlonglifachu“hehe”delouqisheng，sizhiyouwulididenglejixia，chedibudongle。
死了？
bei……beiyibasantongsile？
luchentangzaidishang，quanshenjiangying，xinzangkuangtiaodekuaiyaobaozha，danaochedidangji。takanzheneijinzaizhichi、sibumingmudetiepishushiti，wenzheneinongliecibidexuexingwei（ganzhiqiangliefankui），weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai，qiangliedeexinganyongshanglai。
“ou……”tarenbuzhuganouqilai，shoujiaobingliang，hunshendouzaifadou。jiehouyushengdejudachongjihehoupa，bigangcaizhimiansiwangshigengjiaqianglie！
【ding！jinjirenwu‘chuzhan’wancheng！】
【chenggongjishamubiao：burujieyaoshou‘tiepishu’x1】
【shenmidalibaofafangzhong……】
binglengdexitongtishiyinjishixiangqi，jiangluchencongbengkuibianyuanshaoshaolahuiyidianxianshi。
奖励！大礼包！
qiangliedeqiushengyuyaguolekongjuheexin。tashoujiaobingyongdicongtiepishushitipangpakai，beikaozhecanpodeqiangbi，dakouchuanzhecuqi，yongyiniandakailexitong。
【wupin】lanli，guoranduoleyigeshanshuozhejinguangdelihetubiao。
tapobujidaidiyongyiniandiankai。
jinguangsanqu，liangyangdongxichuxianzaixitongkongjian：
***xiuweitiyanka（1xiaoshi）x1：**yizhangbazhangdaxiao、caizhisijinfeiyudekapian，shangmianmingkezhexuanaodefuwen，sanfazheweiruodeliliangbodong。shuoming：【shiyonghou，suzhujianglinshihuode‘sanjiewuzhe’jingjiedexiuweiyujichuzhandoubenneng，chixu1xiaoshi。wufuzuoyong，daoqihouliliangxiaoshi。】
***pingpingwuqideshitoux1：**yikuaibazhangdaxiao，huipupu，kengkengwawa，heyinianqiantasongchuquneikuaijihuyimoyiyangdeshitou！jingjingditangzaixitongkongjianli，sanfazheshuxide、lingrenwuyude“putong”qixi。
“xiuweitiyanka！sanjiewuzhe？！”luchendeyanjingshunjianliangle！suiranzhiyouyixiaoshi，danzheikeshishidashideliliang！zaiyanxiazheishouchaosinvedejuejingli，zheijianzhijiushijiumingdaocao！tahenbudelikejiuyongdiao！
kedangtakandaopangbianneikuaihuipupu、kengkengwawadeshitoushi，kuangxishunjianbeijiaomieleyiban，yiguqiangliede、jiqibumiaodeyuganyongshangxintou。
“youshishitou？！haitamashipingpingwuqi？！”luchenchadianmachusheng。yinianqianneikuaiposhitoudailaideemenghaililizaimu！zheipoxitongzenmegenshitougangshangle？nandaoyouyaotaqusong？taxiayishidikanleyiyanneishitouxiafangdeshuoming，haihao，zanshimeiyourenwutishi。
danyanxiabushijiujieshitoudeshihou！waimianshouhousheng、canjiaosheng、baozhashengyuelaiyuejin！tazheipofangzibanbianqiangdoumeile，genbendangbuzhuxiayibochongji！
taqiangrenzheexinhekongju，congtiepishushitishangbachuleneibaheisan。sanjianshangzhanrandexueji，zaihunandeguangxianxiaxiandegewaizhengning。tajingyadifaxian，sanjianneimoweiruodehongguangyijingxiaoshile，youhuifuleputongjinshudeseze。tashuaileshuaisanshangdexuewu（xiaoguobuda），jinjinwozaishouli。zheibasangangcaidebiaoxiantaiguiyile，xianzaishitaweiyide“wuqi”。
tagangba【xiuweitiyanka】congxitongkongjianquchu，jinjinzuanzaishouxin，zhunbeisuishishiyong——
honglong！！！huala！！！
yishengbigangcaigengmengliedejuxiangchuanlai！tazheijianbenjiuyaoyaoyuzhuidepofangzi，zaijuliedezhendonghewaibuchongjixia，zhongyubukanzhongfu！shengxiadebanmianqiangbihezhenggewuding，rutongbeijuchuizazhong，hongrandaotaxialai！
“**！！！”luchenwanghunjiemao，zhilaidejibaneizhangtiyankasisihuzaihuaili，xiayishidijiangheisanchengkaidangzaitouding，zhenggerenmengdiwangqiangjiaoyisuo！
wushudezhuanwa、mutou、chenturutongpububanqingxieerxia！
嘭！嘭！嘭！
chenzhongdezhuangjishengzazaihoushidesanmianshang，fachuchenmendexiangsheng。luchenbeizhendeshoubeifama，erduowengwengzuoxiang，daliangdehuichenqiangdetajuliekesou。danqijibandi，neibakansiputongdeheisan，jingranzaitantawudechongjixiawanqiangdichengzhule！weitazaizheipianfeixuzhong，mianqiangchengkaileyigebudaobanmigaode、jiqixiaxiaodesanjiaokongjian！
tabeiwanquanmaizailefeixudixia！
sizhouyipianheian，zhiyousanxiazheixiaxiaodekongjianlichongchizhenongzhongdehuichenhexuexingwei（ganzhi）。waimianshigengjiaqingxihekongbudeshouhousheng、renleidecanhaosheng、jianzhubuduandaotadehongmingsheng……fangfodiyujiuzaizhichi。
luchenquansuozaibingleng、shihua（youyushuishenru）defeixufengxili，hunshenbeihuichenfugai，shoulijinjinzuanzheneizhangnengjitadailaiyixiaoshililiangde【xiuweitiyanka】，lingyizhishousisichengzheneibajiuletaliangciming（yicitongsitiepishu，yicidangzhutanta）deheisan。beibaobeiyazaisuishixia，zhichechulaiyigedaizi。
tatingzhewaimianmoribandeshengxiang，ganshouzheshenxiafeixuchuanlaidezhendong，zaikankanxitongkongjianlineikuaixinchuxiande、huipupude“pingpingwuqideshitou”……
yigujudadehuangmiuganhewuliganzaiciyongshangxintou。
“made……gangandunxialai……jiayoumeile……”
“zheipozhenzidaibuxiaqule……”
“huiqu……zhinenghuidonglanshile……”
tawojinletiyanka，ganshouzhekapianchuanlaideweiruolilianggan，youkanleyiyanxitongkongjianlineikuai“pingpingwuqideshitou”，yanshenfuza。
xinjiachenglefeixu，waimianshichirendeshouchao，shoulizuanzheyixiaoshideliliang，doulichuaizheyikuaixinde、buzhidaoyouhuidailaishenmeemengdeposhitou……
这他妈叫什么事儿！
taquansuozaisanxiaxiaxiaodekongjianli，dengdaizhe，dengdaizheshiyongtiyankadezuijiashiji，huozhe……dengdaizhetaolizheipiandiyudejihui。huidonglanshidelu，zhudingbuhuitaiping。