“wangyaoshilimianqing，limianqing。”yuyanyouqiuyurendebiaoqingjinxianyuyehanyanzhong。
等下就无眼了！
“nizhenyuanyijiangyanjingzengyuta？”duanbaihuxuwangyaoshi，jirenyizhongxianfengdaogudeganjue。wenchuzheiyijuhuashi，haitingrangyehannuanxin。
zheishitalaidaozheigeshishang，diyigeguanxinzijideren。suirancongbuxiangshi，yehenmosheng，danshiwangyaoshiwenchuzheiyijuhuahou，yehanduiwangyaoshizhendeshiyoulebieyangdezunjing。
kenengzheijiushiyizherenxinba！
yuyancuicuzheyehanganjinhuida，haoxiangyehanbuhuida，wangyaoshimashangjiuyaolikaiside，yushiyehanhenrenzhendehuidadao：“xiexiewangyaoshideguanxin，woxihuanta，suoyiwoziyuanjiangwodeshuangyanzengsongyuta。”
“neixingba，neijiukaishiba。”wangyaoshitinghou，yijukaishi，rangyuyanyuyuyueyuelianshangdouguashanglexiaorong。
yuyueyuetangyuchuangshang，yehanzuoyuyizishang。
songchuyishuangyanjing，lianchuangdoubunengtangyixia，zheishiyehanxinzhongdeganshou。fanzhengtingbingliang！tinghanxin！
舔狗的悲哀。
xianzaiyehanqidaodejiushiyidingyaobaoji，yidingyaobaoji，burandehuafanhai15duiputongyanzhuzi，zijinandaoyihoukaigeyanzhuzidianma？
“yueyue，nibuyaonanguo，niyebuyaojuedeguoyibuqu。”
“woshiziyuande，woxiwangninengdedaowodeshuangyanhou，kandaozheigeshijie，kandaozheigeshijiedemeili。”
“kandaobaixue，kandaolantian，kandaoqingquankandaomeiyandexianhua，napashiwozijikanbudaoyewusuowei，wojiangshuangyansongyunizhihou，wojiulikaitiejiangpu，zoudeyuanyuande……”
benlaiyaodachufajuedewangyaoshitingdaoyehanchiqingdeyanyu，zhijiejiutingzhileshoushangdedongzuo。zheirangzaiyipangkanzhedeyuyanrenbuzhudouxiangmayehanle，“nayouneimeduodepihua。”
keshiyuyueyuegenbenmeiyouhuiyinga！
yehankexiangzhebaojini，jixushanqingdao：“yueyue，wosihounibuyongjiwoshangyizhuxiang，yebuyongxiangwoyici，wobuzhidenixiang，woyebuzhideniguanian。”
“yehannibuyongzaishuole，womenjiayueyuehuijidenidehaode。”yuyanyoudianrenbuzhule，nandaozheigeyehanshibuxiangzengsongyanjingguyituoyanshijian？
“wangyaoshininlao，daihuiqingyidian，yueyuepatong，buyaorangtaganshoudaotaiduodetongku，wojianbudetatongku，wotaiaitale。”
“qiunile，wangyaoshi。”yehanjingranzhijiejiwangyaoshilaileyigexiagui，qiuwangyaoshidaihuiduiyuyueyuezhiliaoshiqingyidian。
eryehanzuozheiyiqiebuweiqita，zhishiweilezengsongyanjingshinenghuodebaoji。
yanxibixuyanzule！yanyuanbixudeyouyanyuandeziwoxiuyang……
tayaojiangyuyueyuetieshidexinyeyaodakaiyisisidekouzi，zhiyaoduifangchanshengxinqingbodongjiuxing。
yuyueyuetingzheyehanzheixiehuayu，neixinbujinfanqileyisilianyi。tasuiranyizhijuedeyehanpeibushangziji，keciketadeshenqinghaishirangtayouxiexugandong。
tazhendeduizijitaihaole，zheiyangdenanrenshashishaleyidian，danshikanqilaishizhendexihuanzijia。
zhikexitadexiuweicailianqiqiyizhong，erqiehaishitiejiangpulideyigexiaoxiaozayi，meitianlaigongzuojiushiweilehuandianmutan，tapeibushangziji。
zijiruguoyanjinghaole，neixunzhaodedaolv，yidingshihaoyuezongdedizicaipeideshangziji，tayiququdezayiyejiuzhipeijiwosongshuangyanjingeryi。
danyuyueyuehaishixuqingjiayidishuodao：“yehangege，nibuyaoshuole，wohuijiniyibeizidehao，nifangxinba。”
yuyueyueshuozheihuashi，yuqiguyibiaoxiandehenshiwenrou。
“yexiaodaoyou，yongqingzhishen，laofushishugandong，fangxinbayexiaodaoyou，wohuizhuyiwodeshoufade，buhuitaizhong。”
“neijiuxiexiewangyaoshile。”
wangyaoshijingchangchumencaiyao，zuijinjitiancaihuidaohanyuejishi，yihuidaohanyuejishijiushikanbingzhuayaolianyaodeng，henshaoguowensushi，suoyiduiyuyehanzuowan、jinchendehuangtangtiangouxingweibingbuqingchu。
yaoshirangwangyaoshizhidaoyehanzengsongledaliangdeshoumingjilingwaidenvxiu，kenengwangyaoshijiuhuiduiyehanyoulingwaiyifanpingjiale。
yehanzuohao，wangyaoshifajuedachu，liangtuanyinguangbaoguozhuyehandeshuangyan。
zaizheiyike，yehanhaibuwangdashenghanshangyiju：“yuyueyue，woyehandezheishuangyanjingjiuzengsongjinile。”
zhijianqingkejian，yehandeshuangyanjiupiaofuzailekongzhong，wangyaoshiganjindakaiyaohejiangyehanshuangyanzhuangjinleyaohezhizhong。
ranhoukuaisudeweiyehandeshuangyanbaozhaleqilai。
zaiyuyanyuwangyaoshikanlai，xianzaideyehanyanpizidixiayiranshikongdongdongde，haowuyiwule。
keshidaiwangyaoshigangweiyehanbaozhahao，yehanbizheyanjingyenengshiwule，erqiebitayiqiandeshuangyanhaikandeqingchu，kandeyuan……
“赠礼成功。”
“zengliweisuzhushuangyan。”
“正在返还中……”
“jiancedaozengliduixiangyuyueyueshoudaosuzhushuangyanshiyoujiliedeqingxubodong，chanshengledaliangdexiyueqingxu，jidongdeshoujiaodoudong……，chufachaojibaojijiangli！
suzhuhuodeshuangyanchaojibaojifanhai，【hundunyinyangtong】。”
“hundunyinyangtong，jiyouchaoqiangdedongchanengli，weiguanhongguanquanshi，hundunyinyangtongyongyoukanchuanweiguanshijieyuhongguanyuzhoudenengli……
pohuanjiexi，nengshiposhijianyiqiehuanshuyuweizhuang。
wulunshiyaomohuanhuachudexianjingjiaxiang，haishiyinzangzaianchudeshenmizhenfasuoyingzaodexuhuankongjian，hundunyinyangtongdounengyiyankanchuanbenzhi。bingqiekeyixunsujiexiqiyuanli，zhaodaoruodian。duiyutarenshijiadeyinniqixihuozhegaibianrongmaoshenxingdefashu，yenengshunjiandongcha，rangyiqieweizhuangwusuodunxing。
yinyangnengliangchongji，congtongzhongnengfashechuhundunyinyangzhili，yinzhilirujihanshenyuan，kedongjiedirendelinghunyulingli，shiqixingdongchihuanshenzhilingliyunzhuantingzhi。yangzhilisilieyanjiaoyang，zhijiezhuoshaodirendeshenshi，duiqijingshenshijiezaochenghuimiexingdaji。liangzhongliliangrongheshi，chanshengdehundunbaopoli，zuyicuihuiyizuoshanmaihuozherangxingchenpianliguidao。
linghunjinguyuyinmie，muguangsuodingdirenlinghun，shizhanjinguzhili，jiangqilinghunkunyuyigeteshudeyinyangkongjianzhong，shiqiwufataotuo。suihoukefadongyinmiezhili，rangdirendelinghunconggenbenshangxiaosanyutiandizhijian，chediduanjueqizhongshengfuhuodekeneng，napashiyongyoudingjifabaohuyoulinghunzhiren，yenanyididang。
jisuxiulianzengfu，zaixiulianshi，hundunyinyangtongkexishoutiandijianyoulidehundunyinyangerqi，jiangqizhuanhuaweichunjingdelinglizhijiezhuruxiulianzhetinei，bingqienenggouyouhuaxiulianzhedejingmaiyudantian，shiqirongnalinglideliangdafutisheng。tongshi，hainengkanpogongfamijizhongdehuisenandongzhichu，bangzhuxiulianzhekuaisulingwugaoshengongfadeaomi，xiuliansudushichangrendeshushibeishenzhishubaibei。
shikongzhangkongfuzhu，nengduanzandongchashikongfengxi，jieciduobizhiminggongji……”
“……”
“xitongfanhaijiangliyifanhaizhisuzhuyankuangzhizhong，qingsuzhuzhuyichashou。”
yuyueyuexinxidezuoqilai，ranhoukuaisudexiachuang，tuimenpaochufangjian，dashenghandao：“wokandaole——”
哈哈哈哈……
“我终于看到了。”
“diedie，wozhongyukandaole，hahaha，haobaidexue，zheijiushifangwu，zheijiushitaijie，zheijiushimenba……”