第6章

歌声落下。

meiyouyuxiangzhongdezhangshengleidong,zhiyouyipianlingrenzhixidechenmo。

shexiangjisaoguoguanzhongxi,texieyizhangzhangleiguangshanshuo、beibeishangjintoudemianpang。

daoshixishang,qifentongyangningzhong。

xuezhiqianhongzheyanquan,taishouhuluanmolebalian。

“bushi,fangyuxuanshou……nishizenmezuodaode?”

“yishougebawomenquanchang,baokuowozainei,changdexilihualade?”

“nizheichangfa……youqiwuli,sangdaoguzili,danyoutebiezhuaren。”

“zenmeliande?shoubushoutudi?xuefeihaoshangliang!”

直播间瞬间炸了。

【**!laoxuekule!haidangchangyaobaishi?】

【loushangde,laoxuemingxiankaiwanxiaoni,buguojueduishibeifangyuchangdaoxinliqule!】

【zhende,zheichangfajuele,woyexiangxuezenmechangdezheimerangrenxiangku!】

……

wutaizhongyangdefangyu,mianduizheituruqilaidebaishiqingqiu,yeyoudianmeng。

xitongjidezhiyushengxian,zheiwanyierzenmejieshi?

zongbunengshuoshitianfuyibing,tianshengzidaiyouyuguanghuanba?

buguotayezhidao,xuezhiqianshizaikaiwanxiao。

fangyulianshangmeishenmebiaoqing,yuqiquehenchengken。

“qishi……yemeizenmelian。”

“zhuyaoshiedemeishenmeliqi,suoyichangqilaijiu……bijiaoxuruo。”

“噗——”

taixiaxianshilengleyimiao,suijibaofachuhongtangdaxiao,chongsanlexianqianmimandebeishang。

xuezhiqiangengshixiaodeqianyanghouhe,yanleidoukuaibiaochulaile,zhizhefangyu。

“nixiaozi!hahaha!wohaiyiweishishenmeyouyuwangzi,jieguoshigezidaixiaodiandetianrandaiduanzishoua!”

dengziqiyegenzhexiaoqilai,yanjingwanwande,daizheleihua,henshikeai。

“ezheduzichang,zhendehuiyouzheizhongxiaoguoma?neiwoxiaciyeshishi,eliangtianzaishangtai,kankannengbunengchangchuzheizhongxiaoguo。”

【情绪值+1】

【情绪值+1】

【情绪值+1】

yilianchuandetishiyinzaifangyunaohaixiangqi。

方羽愣住了。

e^?kuailedeqingxuyenengshouji?

zheipoxitong……luzitingyea!

花亦坤也开口了。

“fangyuxuanshou,nidege,queshihentebie。”

“buguo,shuwozhiyan,zaicizhiqian,wosihucongweizairenhegongkaichanghetingguonidemingzi,yemeijiechuguoniderenhezuopin。”

“nizhiqian……youguoshenmezhideyitideyinlechengjima?huozhe,yanyixiangguandelvli?”

zheihuawendezhijie,xianchangshunjiananjingxialai。

suoyoumuguangdoutouxianglewutaizhongyangdefangyu。

成绩?履历?

fangyurenzhendihuixiangleyixia。

chuanyueqianshiguer,chuanyuehouyuanzhugangbiyejiushilian,ranhouzuisizaiktv。

zijijieshouhoujiushixitongbangding,jiezhejiushibeiliuminglalaicanjiajiemu……

haoxiang,zhenmeishenmenengnadechushoude。

fangyuhenchengshidiyaoleyaotou。

“e,chengji……haoxiangzhendemeiyou。”

tadunledun,sihuxiangqileshenme,youxiebuquedingdibuchongdao:

“buguo,yaoshifeiyaoshuoyoushenmetebiedejingli……”

“wochangkuguobagegongzhu,buzhidaozheisuanbusuan?”

“……”

quanchangxianruleguiyidejijing。

几秒后。

“噗——”

buzhishisheixianmeirenzhu,xiaolechulai。

zheishengxiao,xiangyikehuoxing,shunjiandianranle**tong。

shunjianyinbaolequanchangyayiyijiudexiaodian。

“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”

“**!tagangcaishuoshenme?bagegongzhu?!”

“wozenmejuedetabuxiangzaikaiwanxiaoa!hahahaha!”

“zheigemenertaishichengleba!juele!”

“buguochangkubagegongzhu,yetainiubileba!!”

“nengganzheixingde,kedoushitieshixinchanga!”

观众席彻底笑疯了。

zhibojiandedanmugengshishunjianbaozha。

manpingde“???”he“hahahaha”

fugailezhenggepingmu,jihukanbuqinghuamian。

pingweixishang,xuezhiqianhaoburongyihuanguolaidebiaoqingzaicibengta。wu

zheduzixiaodezhipaidatui。

“aiyowei!buxinglebuxingle……rencaia!xiongdi!nizhenshigehuobao!”

dengziqizhabazheshuiwangwangdedayanjing:gongzhu……tonghuagushilideneizhonggongzhuma?tamenweishenmehuibeinichangkuya?”

weiyouhuayikun,lianshangdebiaoqingyouxiejiangying,xiaorongxiandeshifenmianqiang。

zheirenzenmewanquanbuanjubenzoua!

【情绪值+1】

【情绪值+1】

【情绪值+1】

……

yilianchuandexitongtishiyinzainaohaizhongxiangqi。

fangyuyouxiewunai,zijishuodedoushidashihua,zenmejiumeirenxinni?

buguo,tahaoxiangyinyuezhuazhuleshenme。

haoxiangzheiyangshougeqingxuzhihuigengkuaiyidian!

后台导播间。

liumingkanzhejiankongpingmushangfengkuangtiaodongdeshuzi,zhibojianzaixianrenshuyijingtuposanshiwandaguan,bingqiehaizaichixushangzhang,zuijiaoliedaoleergen。

“八个公主……”

zheihuacongfangyuneizhangyouyudelian,yongwubizhenchengdeyuqishuochulai,jianzhishijiemuxiaoguolaman!

guanjianshi,liumingzhidao,zheitamashizhende!

zheixuanshou,jianzhishitianjiangbaozang!

zidaihuati,fanchaganshizu!

zhiyuzheihuanengbunengbo?dangranneng!

zheijianzhishisongshangmenderesouhuati!

zhiyaocaozuodedang,zheijiushifangyudutede“fanchameng”biaoqian。

zuihoudechengjihaowuxuannian,sanpiaoquanguo。

zhuchirenzheishixiaorongmanmiandizoushangtai,jianghuatongdidaofangyuzuibian。

“fangyuxuanshou,congnidegeshengli,womentingdaolehenduogushi,yeganshoudaoleniduiyinlejinhupianzhidereai。”

“nenghedajiafenxiangyixia,shishenmeyangdemengxiang,zhichengzheni,rangnixuanzelaidao《mingrizhixing》zheigechengzailewushuyinlemengxiangdewutaima?”

juguangdengxia,fangyuzhalezhayan,zhangzhangdejiemaozaiyanjianxiatouxiadandandeyinying,xiandegengjiayouyu。

sihuzairenzhensikaozheigehongdaershenkedewenti。

taixiahezhibojianshunjiananjingxialai,suoyourendoupingzhulehuxi,qidaizheyigehuolizhihuoganrendedaan。

jimiaohou,fangyutaiqitou。

yanshenqingche,daizheyisimangran,youtouzheyizhonggaisidezhencheng。

“梦想?”

“e……zhuyaoshi,daoyanshuolaizheili,guanchi,guanzhu……yitianhaijiwubaikuaiqian。”

???

zhuchirenlianshangdebiaozhunxiaorong,jiangyingdiguazaizuijiao。

zuzulengleliangmiao,caizhaohuizijideshengyin,ganxiaoleliangsheng。

“hehe……fangyuxuanshou,zhenshi……zhenshifengquyoumo。”

风趣幽默?

fangyuzijidoulengleyixia,woshuodeshishihuaa。

taixia,guanzhongmenxianshijitishihua,jinjiezhebaofachuzheneryulongdehongxiaosheng!

“pu——hahahaha!wotamayiweitayaoshuoshani!jieguoshiweilewubaikuai?!”

“guanchiguanzhuhaijiqian!zheigemeneryetaishichengleba!”

“mengxiangsuangepi!gaoqiancaishiwangdao!hahahaha!”

“guaibudeyilianyouyu,hezheshiqiongde!bushi,shiede!”

“jiedeyouqiwuli,changkubagegongzhuzhihou,youyijinjudansheng:daoyanshuoguanchiguanzhuhaijiqian!”

“zheifanchameng!wozhijieyuandirukeng!aileaile!”

……

直播间更是疯了。

【???weilewubaikuai?】

【hahahahahahahahawoxiaodaomandizhaotou!】

【zhenshi!taizhenshile!zheicaishiwomendagongrendexinsheng!guoyuzhenshi,yinqibushi!】

【daoyan:wodangshijiushizheimeshuode……(xinxu)】

【bierenweimengxiangzhixi,taweiwubaikuaixuming!fenle!】

【zheigemenerbuqushuoxiangshengkexile!zushiyeshangfanchi!】

【情绪值+1】

【情绪值+1】

【情绪值+1】

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