第5章
bangexiaoshihou，zhangdaweihuidaolejiazhong。
yisuweigui，tayuliaozijilaodiehuiduitayidunpangzou，danbieshuozoutale，huidaojiajialijingqiaoqiaode，haoxianggenbenmeiren。
kanleyanshijian，xiawuliangdian，tashiranle。
fuqinyaogannonghuo，yundongliangda，meitianzheigeshijiandouyaoxiuxiyixia。
ermuqin，sannianqianzhonghan，congcishangleshenzang，shentimeikuangyuxia，zheigeshijianyinggaiyezaixiuxi。
tahaiyouyigexiaomei，xianzaiyinggaizaixianchengdegaozhongshangxue。
xianlaiwushi，zhangdaweidasuanyanjiuyixiaxitong。
dakaixitong，takandaoyichuantishi。
ding！gongxisuzhuzhihuichongwulieshaliangzhilanggou，jiangliruxia；
huodejiangli：xianjin3000x2
huodejiangli：jingyanzhi60，dangqianjingyanzhi73\300
yijingyoulebawan，zhangdaweiduiliuqiankuaiyijingbushihenganxingqu，tachaoxitongshuo。
“xitong，wobushiyouyigeheiseyaochima？bangwokaiqibaoxiang。”
“ding！baoxiangyikaiqi，huodebaipindabaicaizhongzix10。”
“就这？”
haiyiweinenghuodejibaiwan，zaibujijishiwanyexing，meixiangdaojiushikedabaicaizhongzi。
nainaigexiong，zheiwanyi，yejialijiuyibayibade，nijiwozheigehunongguini？
还十个？
xitongsihuduqulezhangdaweidexinsheng。
“ding，wenxintishi，baipinbaicaiyunhantianqilingqi，meiyikedoukeyizengjiayeshou50dianzhanlizhi，renchileyenengbushenbuqi，meirongyangyan。”
“neizheidongxi，nengzhihaowomadebingma？”zhangdaweiyanjingyiliang。
yinweimuqindebing，tamenjiazheisannianleijihuafeilejinshiwan，haiqianlesanwankuaidezhai，fuqindetoufayebaileyiban，kemuqindeshentiyijiushimeikuangyuxia，jialirendoumenmenbulede。
“huisuzhu，baicaibijingbushizhongyao，liaoyangxiaoguojiaocha，dagaichishikecainengzhihaonimuqindebing。”
“啥？才十颗？”
zhangdaweishayanle，tamazheisannianchideneixiemingguizhongyaodoubuxiayibaijinle，shentiqueyufatongku。
erxianzaijinjinchishikedabaicai，jiunenghao？
这......
duanzanzhenjing，zhangdaweishishengyijiao。
“nainaigexiong，zheinalishibaicai，shibairencanba！”
bukuishixitong，xitongchupin，bishujingpin！
zhangdaweiduizijigangcaidebuxiebiaoshishenshendeqianyi，jiezhexiaoxinyiyijiangzhongzibaoqilai，zhunbeihuitounaqudilizhongzhi。
chouwanjiang，zhangdaweiyoukanleyixiashangcheng。
limianshangpinlinlangmanmu，gezhongqiyizhongzi，lingquanlingshui，dongwuyouzai，xunshoudaoju，yiyingjuquan，erqiegongxiaonitian，biqimoubaogezhongshangpindexuanchuantuniubiduole。
关键还保真。
dangran，zheixiedongxidejiageyebufei，jiunabaipinbaicaizhongzilaishuo，yilijuranyaowuqian。
shenmedalishui，qinmichongwuxiangquande，qibujiajiuyaoyiwan。
shenzhiyizhigongjiyouzai，jiuyaowuwan。
kanzhezheiangguidedongxi，zhangdaweishunjianjuedezijineibawankuaibuxiangle。
“duile，wobushihainengqiangedaoma？”
huran，zhangdaweixiangdaoshenme，jiuyaorangxitongzhuandaoqiandaoyemian。
咣！
zheishi，tafangjiandemenbeirenyijiaochuaikai。
zhengzhixingtou，fangmenbeichuai，hedezhangdaweiyigejiling，tayixiajiuhuole。
“nagewangbaduziganchuailaozimen，huoniwaile？”
“我是你爹！”
ranerjinjinzheisigezi，yixiabazhangdaweihedemianrongshise。
niutoukanqu，talianshangjichuyidaotaohaosidexiaorong。
“ba，zanyouhuahaoshuo，youshihaoliao，neigunzinengxianfangxiama？”
zhangdajianhubeixiongyao，dengzheyishuangpenhuodelongyan，nuhuochongtian。
“zanmenwuhuakeshuo，meishikeliao，nixiangqusi，laozizhinenggunbangsihou！”
咕噜！
ganqinglaobayijingzhidaozijihexiongdayebuguisudeshile。
zhangdaweizhidaozheishimeifayangaixiaqule。
muguangyizhuan，tashensebiandeshensui。
“ba，wogennijiangshihua，qishineitouxiongshixiannvhuashen，laikaoyannierzide。”
“nierzitongguolekaoyan，xiannvxiongjiudainierziquleyichushandong，limiancaibaowushu，xianzainierziyijingfadale，gengyoubenshibamadebingzhihao。”
“tenainaide，laozikannishibeixionghepolegoudan，kaishihuyanluanyule，laozizheijiujinishizhangunbangzhiliaodafa。”
“ai，bieya，buxinwobaqiannachujiniqiao。”
yankanlaodiegunziyaohuixia，zhangdaweiyezhuangbuxiaqule。
咣！
youshiyishengjuxiang，menbeichuaikai。
butongdeshi，zheihuibeichuaikaideshizhaizidamen。
“xingzhangde，niqianlaozideqiandeni？？”
zhangdajianlianseyibian，piankeganjinjichuyidaopeixiao，fangxiagunzipaodaomenwai。
“jiangge，ninzenmelaile？kuai，wuliqing，wojininpaocha。”
“少尼玛套近乎！”
jianglinianyibazhangtuizaizhangdajianjianbang。
“laozijintianshilaishouzhaide，meiqianjiutemezouniyade。”
jianglinianlaishixiongxiong，haidaileliangren，zheizhenzhangyijingyinlaibushaozuolinyousheguangkan。
zhangdajianliangqiangjibu，chadianshuaidao，haoburongyiwenzhushenzi，haizhinengpeixiao，zheizheshidiulebushaodelian。
“jiangge，qiandeshizaikuanxianliangtianxingma？xiaonvgangshangxue，youjiponiangmailedianyao，shoushangyoudianjin。”
“qu**，nijianvrenyoubushilaozide，laozipingshajinimaidan？ganjinde，jilaozinaqian。”
jianglinianyouyijiaochuailai，zhangdajianduoshanbuji，beiyijiaochuaizaidishang。
kandaozhei，cunminmenyoudiankanbuxiaqule。
“jianglinian，dajiadouyigecunde，nichabuduojiudele。”
“laozhangjiazheijiniansuiranjinzhang，danmeicimailezhuangjiadoudiyigelaihaiqian，renjiazheimelaoshi，nirucibirenshama？”
beiwanfusuozhi，jianglinianlianseyebutaihaokan。
pangbian，liheidanjianzhuangganjinshangqian，dishengdao。
“laojiang，nidayingguowodeshi，kebiewanglea！”
“放心！”
jiangliniantinglejingshenyidou，yanshenxionghanqilai。
gangcailiheidanzhaodaota，shuorangtabangmangquzhangdajianjiamafan，shichengyihoujitasanwankuaibaochou。
suiranjianglinianfanggaolidaimeinianyezhengbushao，dansanwankuaiduitayebushiyibixiaoshumu，suoyitajiudayingle。
wuli，zhangdaweijianshibumiao，ganjinchulai，henhendengqu。
“jianglinian，gandongwoba，nitemezhaosishiba？”
“aiyou，nidiedoubuganhelaozizheimeshuohua，nigexiaozaizishixiangfantianduiba？”
jianglinianluqixiuzi，dangjijiuyaodongshou。
raner，houmiandeliheidanquelanzhuleta。
“laojiang，rangwogenzheixiaoziliaoliangju。”
“goudongxi，zheishinizaibeihougaodeguishiba？”
kandaoliheidan，zhangdaweimuguangshunjianyinhanxialai，tayijinghouhuigangcaibianyifangzouzheilaoguile
李黑蛋不屑一笑。
zheilishicunzi，jiusuanzhangdaweixunfuleneiyibaoyixiong，yebukenengdaidaocunli。
talazhezhangdaweidaoyibian。
“zanmenmingrenbushuoanhua，nineiliangchushengzhishaozhiyibaiwan，nijiaojiwo，womailezangeliangbaqianduibanfen，zheiyangnibujinnenghaiwanzhai，shengxiadeqianhaigounibaxiufengjiquhuijiale。”
“nisuanshenmedongxi，haiminglingye？”
“滚**！”
zhangdaweitingleyiquanjiuhuizaileliheidanlianshang，niheidanzhongzhongshuaizaidishang。
“ding，jiancedaosuzhuquandaliheidan，jiesuoteshurenwu。”
“fanganyi，jixuquandaliheidan，batadazhikudiehanniang，suzhuhuodejianglishiwanyuan！”
“fanganer，suzhulvxingzhiqiandechengnuo，buzhouyi，zoudeliheidankudiehanniang，xitongjianglisanwan。buzhouer，chengfaliheidandaolifazhan，jiangliwuwan。buzhousan，chenfaliheidandaolichixiang，jianglishiwan。”
“p；yidanxuanzefanganer，sangebuzhoubixuquanbuwanchengcainenghuodejiangli。”