第6章
“dage，zheidongxiyoudu，ninengbunengfangtalikai，huisirende！”linwandaizhekuqiangdahanchulai。
“daheibuhuiyaorende。”zhanghaoshuodao。
“sisi......”
daheijiuxiangshitingdonglezhanghaodehuayiyang，tuletushetou，zaicicenglecengzhanghaodekutui。
tongshidaheidetoulaidaolezhanghaodeshoupangbian，bingqiejiangzijidezuibazhangkaidelaoda。
jiuzailinwanyijizaichangguanzhongsuoyourendourenweizheigeyanjingwangsheyaoduizhanghaoxiashoudeshihou，yanjingwangshejingrantuchulejigebaisededan。
蛋？
guanzhongmendeyanjingdouyijingtiezaipingmushangmian，zheicaikanqingchuzhendeshidan，erqieshangmianhaiguazheyicengweiye，zhanzhande，kanqilaifeichangdeexin。
“ge，nandaozheiwanyiyeshiniyangde？”linwanyijingkaishiyuwuluncile：“tajingrantudanjini。”
“daheimeitiandouhuijiangtoulaideniaodanjiwo，tayoumeiyoukoudai，zhinenggoutunxiaquzaituchulai，tashigeganendexiaojiahuo，suiranxueshilengde，danshixinshirede。”zhanghaoxiaozheshuodao。
我去你娘的二大爷！
guanzhongmanguangshikanshangqukanshangqujiuyouyizhongxinjingdanzhandeganjue，zheishizaiyongshengminglaiwanshe。
“ge，nirenshizheiyitiaoshema？”linwankongjudewendao。
“ng，quniandeshihoutabeicunzhongderendashangle，woqiahaodejiuleta，suoyitameitianlaibaoen。”
zhanghaoxiaozhepailepailaoheidenaodai。
yanjingwangshecenglezhanghaojixiazhihou，jiuniudongzijideshenti，xiaoshizaiyipangdeshulinzhizhong。
“huhu......”
dangkandaozheigeyanjingwangshexiaoshizhihou，linwancaichedidesongleyikouqi，ganggangtazhendeganjuezijiyaosile，zheizhongcongguimenguanmenkouzouyiquanhou。
“ruguolaoheijiujiangnihechenglezheigeyangzi，neimewoquannihaishijinzaolikaizheipiandashanba，limiangengjiadeweixian。”zhanghaoduizhelinwanshuodao。
“shenme？zheibujiushiputongdeshanlinma，woquguohenduozheiyangdedifang，yemeijianyoushenmeweixian。”linwanzuiyingshuodao。
“wowoxiangjinliejishinian，limianyouwushudeyeshou，gouxiong！langqun！yezhu！laohu！limianyouhenduohenduo，xiangbizhixiayitiaoyanjingwangshebusuanshenme。”zhanghaoshuodao。
dangtingdaozheihuadeshihou，linwanbuzhidaocongnalilaideyiguliqi，zhijiecongdimianshangzhanleqilai。
“bieqiaobuqiren，ninenggouqudedifang，woyenengqu，benguniangkeshitaiquandaoheidai，shengnvzitaiquandaoyajun，sanlianggezhuanghanwodoujinbulewoshen，gengbieshuoshiyiqunyeshoule。”
shuohuazhizhong，linwanpiaoliangdezaikongzhongtichuyigehuixuanti。
gangluodijiukandaolezhanghaodeyanshenzhizhongshanguoyimobuxie。
qidelinwansisidewojinquantou，fachu“kakaka”deshengyin。
“haha，dashidezheigeyanshentaigaoxiaole，wonenggouganshoudaowanwanyouduomeqile。”
“nimenyoumeiyoujuede，dashiqishishiyigewudaogaoshou，fouzetapashanyetaiqingsongle。”
“yongjiaozhixiangdouzhidaodashiyidingshiqiangzhe，yaoburanzenmekenengjiaodaochuneimelihaidehouzi。”
beizhanghaoneigebuxiedeyanshenqidebaotiaoruleidelinwanhenbudechongguoqushousilezheige**。
“xingzhangde，youbenshinigenwodayichang！”linwanfennudahandao。
“wozhishiyigeputongdenongmin，budajia，yebuhuidajia。”zhanghaoshuodao。
“gululu......”
zhanghaobuhaoyisidemolemozijideduzi，youxieele，shishihouzhaogedifangchixiedongxile。
“嗖嗖！”
zhanghaokuairushandiandejigeshanshen，qingqingdedenglejixiaqiangbi，jiuxiaoshizailinwanheshexiangshidetoudingshangmian。
cike，danmujianli，buyueertongdishuaqilesigezi——
“kongburusi......”