第2章 请叫我牧爷送出嘉年华X1

chumengmengdanchun,haoyingfu。buguotadeguimichengjiajiadaoshibiaoxiandebijiaojijing。

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“嗯?开播?”

sumutingdaochengjiajiazheimeshuo,danaoyeshifeisudeyunzhuanqilai。

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“好!”

sumuyemeiduoshuoshenme,shenchushouzhibilegeokyingdao。

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“啊?”

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butouzizenmenengyouhuibaoni?

xiangrangrenjianvhaizijizijixiaofei,butiqiantouziyidianzenmenengxing?

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rongyaodengjishi1jidexiaobaihao,sumuyiwangzhudadejiushipeiban。

erqiehuashuohuilai,sumuyiqianjuedezhibojianneixiedagedoushi**,jigemeijianguomiandenvzhubokuangkuangshualiwu,chunshuyouqiansaode。

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xianjinyudoubishi1:10duihuande,sanwanxianjinjiushisanshiwandoubi。

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“ganxiemengmengdenaicha。”

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【qingjiaowomuyesongchujianianhuax1】

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erqienengshuajianianhuade,duiyuxiaozhubolaishuo,neijueduishidagejibiedecunzaile。

“**!woyanhualema?jianianhua??”

“yijixiaobaihao,tazenmeshedeshuajianianhuade?”

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【qingjiaowomuyesongchujianianhuax1】

“**,muyeniubi!”

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……

chumengmengkanzhezhibojiandetexiaoyeshayanle,zheihairangtazenmehaoyisiqushansumudehaoyou?

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【qingjiaowomuyesongchujianianhuax1】

【qingjiaowomuyesongchujianianhuax2】

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【qingjiaowomuyesongchujianianhuax8】

bagejianianhua,suanshangzhiqianneiliangge,sumuzheiyihuierdegongfujiuzhijiebachongzhidesanshiwandoubiquandoushualechuqu。

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………

“**!mengmeng,nizheishishaqingkuang?”

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“jiajia,nikanwobangyidenicheng。”

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“啊?”

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