华国，某处道观内。
“shizhu，pindaokanniyouxueguangzhizaia，qusanfulaiyizhang？”chenhuaimiandaixiaorong，shouchifuchen，neimoyang，sheikanledoudeanmapianziyimei。
keyanqiandenvshengbingmeiduoxiang，zhabazhabayandedingzhechenhuai，haoqidewendao：“daozhang，nihaizhenhuisuanminga？”
nvshengzhangxiangtianmei，shengaoyimiliuqi，tuotuodemeinv，yishenmingpailianyiduanqun，shuomingjiashibucha，shoulinage**gan，zhengduizhunchenhuai，yilianxingfen。
pingmushangxianshidehuamianzhengshihuwaizhibo。
“neizirande，buzhilinjuanshizhuxiangyaosuanxieshenme？”suijichenhuaibianyifushiwaigaorendemoyang。
zicongshifushangshanggeyuelishizhihou，zhenggedaoguanjiushengchenhuaiyiren，pingrilixianghuocandan，shehuiyuanyin，yijinghenshaoyourenxiangxinzheixiele，gengduodebatadangchengshijianghupianzi。
chenhuaimeiyouxuehuishifudequanbubenling，daoshijiangtuiyanzhishuwanquanzhangwo。
zuowangengshijuexingletuiyanxitong，lingtuiyanzhishugengjiaqiangsheng。
qiazhiyisuan，linjuandeyishengtajibenleruzhizhang。
dakaitianchuangkaidaoguan，chenhuaixinxiang，zenmezhedezhuandianba。
“daozhang，niguoranshigaorena！wodouhaimeishuomingzinijiuzhidaole。”linjuanshifengaoxingdezhuazhuchenhuaideshoubei，yanlimanshixiaoxingxing，sihushiyudaobaole。
xiongqianderouruanmocazhechenhuaideshoubei，ershiyunianmeiganshouguoyunvrenqinmijiechu，dunshilingchenhuaixinyuanyima，fangruozhishenyunxiao。
linjuanshabaitiandemoyangdaoshijichenhuaizhengbuhuile。
“xianzaidezhiboxiaoguo，zenmedouzheimela？”
“kebushi，buzhidaocongnazhaolegejianghupianzi，jintianzheizhibokanzhemeiyisia！”
“woyaokanxiaolin，buyaokanta，huiqi。”
yiqunrenzhenggezhibojiandamachenhuaipianziyunyun，bijingzheiniantounengsuanchumingzizheizhongshiqing，jiuxiandetebielipu，shenzhiyugenbenbucunzai。
napacunzai，chenhuaiyigekanqilaiershiduosuidenianqingren，zenmezheyelunbudaota。
“keke，shizhu，nannvshoushoubuqin。”chenhuaiganmangbashoubeichouhuilai，zijijiuxiangzhuandianxianghuoqian，zennengbeiyinvzipohuaidaoxin，zuiguozuiguo。
“daozhang，haiyoubiedema，nishuowojinwanyouxueguangzhizai，shizhendema？”
“wodagainenghuoduojiu？zheibeizishenmeshihounengbaofu？”
“woxianzaihaidanshena，yaobunizaibangwosuansuan，woshenmeshihounengzhaodaonanpengyou！”
linjuankebuguanchenhuaizenmeshuo，lazhetawenzheiwenna。
陈淮：“……”
haoburongyizhengtuolinjuande“mozhua”，chenhuaizheicaixiaomimideshuodao，“linshizhu，xielutianjizheizhongshiqing，shixuyaomaizhangde，bifangshuo，nibawoshoulidequsanfumaizou，wobianbazhixiaodedougaozhi。”
shuozhe，chenhuaiconghuailitaochuyizhangfuzhi，fuzhishangyixiefuwenxiandeshifenshenmi。
“wojiuzhidao，zheipianziluchuhuliweibaleba。”
“pianzijiyepakai，bieyingxiangwokanxiaolin。”
“xiaosiwole，zenmehaiyourenguangmingzhengdadexingpiana？”
zhibojianzhakaileguo，madebigangcaigenghen，linjuanzuoweiyigeshabaitian，pingrilizhiborichang，daoyeshouhuolexiaojiwanfensi，suanshiyigexiaozhubo。
buzhiweihetaturanxingqi，paolaishanshangzhaodaoguandaozhang。
fensimenziranrenwei，yaomeshizhiboxiaoguo，yaomejiushizhenyudaopianzile，dantamengengqingxianghouzhe，yushihu，fenfentiaochulaiweihu“zhengyi”。
“xixi，daozhangnixieludianwotingting，manyilewomashangmai。”linjuanxiaoxixideshuodao。
chenhuaizuijiaoyichou，haojiahuo，tayemeikanqilaineimeshabaitian。
jiranruci，shishihouluyishourangtaqiaoqiao，yebushijianghupianzi。
“nishisuineinian，beitongxuekaiwanxiaochuaileyijiao，quezaochengguzhe。”
“nishiwusuineinian，beichezhuang，tangyiyuansangeyue。”
“nishiersuineinian，deleyichangguaibing，xianxiesangming，suoyouyishengshushouwuce，zuihouniyeyeqiulaiyimeidanyao，lingnijiaoxinghuolexialai。”
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yitiaoyitiaolieju，tingdelinjuanzhangdalezui。
tadaizhidemoyangshashikeai，raoshiyichenhuaidedingliyebumianduokanliangyan。
guaibingzhengshiyaoxieruti，neiwanyipingchangyishuyoubanfacaiguaile。
erzhibojianzaicizhakaileguo。
“buhuiba，tashuodedoushizhende？”
“kanalinzheigebiaoqing，maosishide。”
“zhiboxiaoguojueduizhiboxiaoguo，nayouneimexuanhudeshiqing！”
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“daozhang，ninzhenshishenren！”linjuancishiduichenhuaidechongbaizhiqingbuxuyuyanmiaohui。
yinweichenhuaishuodemeiyitiao，doushizhende！
“pindaohaizhidao，niyeyeshiyimingjunren，naiminzuyingxiong，fumujieshiyisheng，jiusifushang，ninainaiyuanbenshiyimingzhanchangyisheng，houlaigaixingzuoleyanjiuyaopindekexuejia，zuochuzhongdagongxian。”
“nishibushixiangwen，jiranjialiduishehuigongxianrucituchu，nishizenmeduozaiduonande，yinweiniyuanbenjiushizaixingzhuanshi，ruobushinideqinrenzuodehaoshiduo，nigenbenbukenenghuodaoxianzai！”
chenhuaidemeiyijuhua，xiangyibingzhongchuiqiaojizailinjuanxinzhong。
linjuanyuanbentianmeidelianjia，dunshicangbaiqilai，tashabaitiandewaibiaoxia，qishizangzhehenduoweiqu。
taqianjiarentaiduole，duodaocongyichusheng，jiuxianxiehaisimuqin，ertacicilaibingbushiyishixingqi，shizedaiyoumude。
“daozhang，youbanfagaidiaoma？”linjuanwuyandao，rujintaduiyanqianzheigenianqingdedaozhangshichedifuqile。
chenhuaiyaoyaotou，dao：“meiyoubanfa。”
“wuwuwu！”huayingangluo，linjuandunshijiuchouqiqilai，kushengzhijiechuantoudaoguan，qiandongzhefensimendexin。
“我滴妈！”
zhijiekulezheihailede，chenhuaiganmanganweidao，“linshizhu，niduozuodianhaoshijiuxing，meishilaiwozhei，wojinichouchou，baonihuodaolao。”
tongshichenhuaixinzhongantan，nvren，rulangsihu，huaiwodaoxin！
“真的吗？”
yitingzheihua，linjuandangjibunanguole，shangqianbaozhuchenhuai，daizhekuqiangdao，“wuwuwu，duoxiedaozhang，wohaiyiweiwohuobulejinianle。”
chenhuaidezuibajixuchoulechou，yanjingshaoweiyipie，biannengkanjianyinyongbaoerjiyabianxingdeliangtuanrouruanlunkuo，yijileisibaibiandeneiyi。
suijinannandiyudeshuodao：“shizhu，nixiongzhaoceloua！”
xindidunshilaoleizongheng，guliangnishizhenbubazijidangwairena！
shifu，ninkuaixingxing，wodingbuzhule！
tahuoleershiyunian，bierenbushibatadangpianzi，jiushidangdaozhangzunjing，nayoubeiruciduidaiguo。
“woca！shenmeyisi？ganjinbawodexiaolinhaiwo！”
“aaa，nimade，zheiyenengbaodemeirengui，neikeshiwodexiaolin，wozhencaole。”
“tuxuelejiarenmen，ganmingerwoyequzuodaozhang，changchangzheishaziwei。”
“suanwoyigesuanwoyige。”
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