wangzianneixinsuanleyiju，zhijiejiduifangtieleyigeruanfannandebiaoqian，dunshimeiledalideyuwang。
“wobushiyemeijianguoni，zheiyoushenmehaoxiqide——niyoubushiwomenxiaoqupianjing……”
ziguziwanglaoshushangyikao，jiudengzhechigua。sheizhidaotabudalibieren，bierenfanerduitayoulexingqu。
“zheiweixiaoge，woqiaoninianjiqingqing，youyigerenqinzishangjiemairou，yinggaishishangweichengqinba?weihebushangqianqucougejiyuan?pingxiaogedecaimao，shuobudejiunengchengjiuyifanliangyuanni……”
he，guanchadedaoshitingxizhi，niyiweizijishidirenjiema?wangzianneixintucao，pieleyiyanshencaiganshou，juezheshanyanghudelaozhe，aidabulidihuileyiju。
“liangyuan?pabushinieyuanba?xiaozifubo，kexiaoshoubuqichengfudeqianjinhouai……”
nimenpashihaiyiweixiaoyewomeijianguoneiweichengjiaxiaojiedezunrong?
“woshuonixiaozishenmeyisi，nijilaofuhaohaoshuoqingchu——”
haimeidengwenhuaderuanfannanhuihua，pangbianshencaikuiweidelaozhebianzhamaole。
“kangerenaoeryi，nixiajidonggeshaa——”
wangzianbeiyanqianzheilaozhejiheleyitiao。
bushipata，guanjianshikanlaoyezijiashi，zijizheixiaoshenbanbuyidinggandeguota。ganjinyizhuanshen，bashouzhongdeyangroujihengzaileshenqian。
“wojinishuo，zanjunzidongkoubudongshouha。wobushihehuni，nibiekanwozhangdeshou，keshuangbeiyouqianjinzhili，niyaoshiganluanlai，jiunizheilaogebolaotuide，kebugouwoyizhishouende，xiaoxinshangleniha——”
嘿——
duimiandelaozhezhijiejiqilele。
“jiuni?haishuangbeiyouqianjinzhili，haishanglelaofu?laoziyigenengdaniyibaige——”
“老程——”
yankanzhechengyaojinjiuyaobaozou，lishiminganjinzhizhileta。kaiwanxiao，zaizheilinaoshi，shipabierenbuzhidaozijitoutouliuchulaikanrenaoma!
“bi——bixurangzheixiaozijiwolaochengshuoqingchu，taxiaozipingshenmeqiaobushangchengfu!”
真神经病!
wangzianchoulechouyilianjidong，suishidoukenengbaozoudelaozhe，gangxiangjiaodimoyoukailiu，huranjianshenzijiujiangzhule。yizhangjunqiaodelianshangluchusixiaofeixiao，sikufeikudeshenqing。
jiuzaigangcai，chengyaojinshuodaoshuangbeiyouqianjinzhilideshihou，yiguqitedenenglianghexinxiyongrutadeshenti，tadeshuangbeijingranzhendejiuyongyouleqianjinzhili!
“haha，wojiushuoma，chuanyuezhongzenmekenengmeiyouchaonengli!”
什么穿越众?
什么超能力?
zheimejunqiaodehaizi，pabushibeichengyaojinzheilaopifujihuranheshaleba!
“aiya，laozhang，nikezhenshiwodefuxing!kuai，zaimamawo，zaimamawo!jiumawo——youwanfubudangzhiyong，youkongqianjuehouzhicai，mawoqinqishuhuawusuobujing，mawojiacaiwanguan——bu，mawoshidatangshoufu，qiqieruyun，jinqiangbudao……”
wangzianyibalazhuchengyaojindedashou，muguangkuangre。
程咬金：……
zheihaizipabuzhenshibeiwohedetanmixinqiaoleba?
tingshuotanmixinqiaozhedayibazhangjiunengguolai，zheihaizisuiranzuiqianledian，danyemeishenmedacuo，kebunenghuaiwoshouli。xiangdaozheili，chengyaojinlunqibazhang，yibazhangjiushanleguoqu。
ruguobusuanyoueryuanhexiaopengyouqiangdongxideyingyongshiji，wangzianqianshihoushijiaqilaiyemeidaguoliangcijia，nalixiangdaozheilaotoushuodongshoujiudongshou。dunshihedeyanyibi，touyisuo，danliangzhishouquexiangzhangleyanjingside，xiayishidishandianzhuazhu，pengdiyishengjiuzhuaizhulechengyaojindeshoubozi。
guishishenchadishunshiyidai，taituiyijiaochongzhepigudengleguoqu。chengyaojindunshijiushenbuyouji，tengtengtengdidielechuququ，zhijieshuailegegoukenshi，chayidianjiuzhuangdaoqianggenshang。
buyaoshuochengyaojin，lishiminheweizhengdoujizheihuruqilaidebianhuajingdaile。
zheigekanshangquxiaobaitubanwuhaidexiaohuozi，zheimemeng!
chengyaojindewulizhitamenshizhidaode，suiranbibushangweichigongheqinqiongdengren，danneiyeshidatangdinglejiandewujiang，meixiangdaozaizheixiaozishouzhongjingranbukanyiji!
lishimindengrenzhenjingdebuxing，wangzianyejiheleyitiao，wozheimemengdema?
danxuanji，jingxiganbianbeishenshangdesuantongganjiqudaile。zheigeshihoutacaihuiguoshenlai，zijishuangbeisuiranjingguoqianghua，youleqianjinzhili，danxiaoshenbanhaishiyuanlaidepeizhi，genbenzhichengbuqizheizhongqiangdudezheteng。
“he——jinishuole，bieluanlai，nibuting，kan——bugouwoyizhishouendeba……”
wangzianliangtuifaruan，jianbangchusuantengdixiangchouchu，xiekaozaiwaibozishushang，zhuangzuoqingsongdipinizhechengyaojin。
bushiyaoqiangxingdiaoxi，shizaishiliangtuitabujili……
chengyaojinyigulucongdishangpaqilai，mozhehaizaiyinyinfatengdeshouwan，muguangzhenjingdikanzhewangzian，yanzhongluchubukesiyideshense。zheixiaozibushishouwufujizhilidexiaobaitu，shigebanzhuchilaohudeshaoniangaoshou?
yixiangdaozheili，tashenziyizhan，balishiminheweizhengdangzhushenhou。
“shuoba，nidaodiheren，xiangganshenme……”
tayibianshuozhe，yibiandaliangzhesizhou，xinzhongananjiaoku。
zhaodezheishishenmepodifang，shizaishitaipianpile，jiqiejian，liancaipengneibiandehuweidouzhaohubuji!
wangzianxianzaiyeshimagandalangliangtoupaa。
yaoshiduimianzheigebaozaodelaotouzailaiyicidehua，zijishiyoubajiudeaizou。bunengji，dewenzhu。
“nimenxiangganshenme——jinggaonimen，zheilikeshitianzijiaoxia，shoushanzhidou，rujindeshengshang，yingmingshenwu，mingchaqiuhao，shiyiweiaiminruzidehaohuangdi，juerongbudenimenzheixierenzaizhanganhuzuofeiwei……”
lishiminbuyoumianluweixiao，zheijiuhenshufu。
zheishisheijiadehaizi，henyouqiantua!
“laocheng，youhuahaohaoshuo，biedongshoudongjiaode，hehuailerenjiaxiaohaizi——”
weizhengyebanzhelian，buyinbuyangdijiduita。
“duodayibanianjile，qifuyigehaizi，niyezhenzhangbenshi……”
程咬金：……
chengyaojinjibiedeliandouhongle，danpianpianhaibuhaojieshi。liangzhiquantounieqilai，zhenxiangzourena。
suanle，suanle，bunengbeibixiaheweizhenglaoerkanlexiaohuaqu。
wangzianyikan，duifangjingranyoulianggebangzijishuohuade，zhenshihaorena。wanglishiminshenbiancoulecou，ganjingenchengyaojinjieshi。
“woshuozheiweilaoxiong，bu，laoyezi，qianwanbieshengqi，qidashangshenha。wogennishuo，gangcaineizhenshigewuhui，wobushiqiaobushangchengfu，wozhishiqiaobushangchengfuneiweixiaojie——”
“hei——nisuanshigeshenmewanyier，haiqiaobushangwo——ke——chengfushangdexiaojie!”
wangzianzheimeyishuo，chengyaojinhaoburongyiyaxiadehuoqi，tengdiyixiazijiuyouqilaile，qidehuzidouduosuole，niezhequantoujiuyaozhaowangzianpinming。