liwantangxinggesuiranganglie，zuoqishilaiganliansatuo，danquejiweizhongganqing，youqishizheigeduonianweigui，haiyiweisiqudedidi。
qingdaoshenchuziranjuedexilihuala，liwantangguazheleihuadao：“xiaosepei，zhendeshini?”
“shiwo，wantangjie，wohuilaile!”
liangrendunshijinjinbaozaiyiqi，ganshouzhebicidewennuan，jiuxiangxiaoshihouyiyang，dangranyeyoubuyiyangdedifang。
bijingliwantangshigenvren，fayukebisuyukuaiduole，xianzaizaoyijingyouaorendezibenle。
ganshoudaogewaidegehe，suyuxinliyougandong，youciji!
“wantangjie，nibiandale。”
yitingzheihua，liwantangshunjianhonglelian，ganjinsongkaihuaibao，bijingzheilishianbaoju，xingxianghaishiyaobaochide。
“pei，jiuzhidaoxiashuo，zheimeduonianle，haigenyiqianyiyang，dianxingsexinbaotiandexiaoselang!”
suyumozheliwantangxiaoshou，huaixiaodao：“wantangjie，woshishuoniyanjingbiandale，nixiangnaqule。”
“meigezhengjing!nixiaozishiyuelaiyuehuaile，shualiumangdoushuadaojiejieshenshangle。”
liwantangzheimeyishuo，suyuxiangqilebeitabidongdeqingchunmeinv。
“wantangjie，neigeyaowodatui，koushuibawokuzinongshidemeinv，buhuishiwoqijieba?”
“ng，queshishiniqijie，meixiangdaoba，niqijiexianzaizhangdezheimepiaoliang，shibushiyanqianyiliang。”
suyuqueshimeixiangdao，dangnianneigechuanzhehongmianao，zhazhemaweibiandeaikugui，jingrantuibianchengleqingchunkerendemeituixiannv。
“wantangjie，zenmebujianwoqijieren?”
“zhenghaotahaiyougongzuoyaomang，jiujiandanbashiqingxunwenleyixia，jiurangtazoule，xianzaiyinggaiyijingzuoshangfeijile。”
“zaozhidaoshini，jiurangtaliuxialaile，zheixienianlaoqiyizhizaixiangni，meicihuilaidouyaoquyiqiangueryuandeweizhizhanyihui。”
shuodaozheili，suyuturanxiangqilehutongkouneijigehunhun：“wantangjie，chadaoneijigehunhunshisheipailaidema?”
“chadaole，zheijianshinijiubuyaoguanle，wohuixiangbanfachulide，nifangxinba。”
suyucongliwantangyanzhongkandaolemafan，xianranzheijianshibingbujiandan，kanlaiyoushijianxuyaozijidiaochayixiale。
sheidanganduizijijiejiechushou，jiuyaofuchuchenzhongdedaijia!
jiedilianghoumianjixuxianliaoleqilai，tongguoxunwensuyuyelejielejiejiemenderujindeshenghuoqingkuang。
dajiedachuxizheixienianyizhihunjizaishangyequan，jizanxialaibushaorenmai，xianzaizhuanmengaocanyin。
zhiyuliwantangcongjingxiaobiye，fenpeidaoanbaojuhou，jingguobuxiedenuli，zhongyuaoshangleduizhangdeweizhi，yinweigerenxingxiangchuse，xianzaigengshianbaojudexingxiangdashi。
sanjielengxiannuohenshaolumian，haoxiangshiyimingquanqiulvxingzhe，yinianhuibulaijici，qitadeyiwusuozhi。
sijiehenaiyizaihuaxiayixueshanghenyouyanjiu，houlaikaojinlejingyidaxue，biyehoukaileyijiayiyuan。
wujiexiaqingmiaochenglelaoshi，zaizaixuexishangtianfuyibing，pingjiehanchuangkudu，jinyonglejiniandeshijian，jiuduwanleboshi，shenzhichengweiyimingshengwuxuejia，xianzairenzhiyiminglaoshi。
liujiemoyanqigengshishenlongjianshoubujianwei，chufeitazhaoni，yaoburanbiexiangzhaodaota，shenzhiyoushihouyizhengnianbuhuijia，buguomeigeyuedouhuidiqianhuilai。
zhiyuqijiebaiyunchu，xianzaishiyimingduofangmianfazhandeyiren，jishiyanyuanyoushigeshou，yinweigantongbaodeyuanyin，jingchangquanguogedidaochupao。
houmianliwantangyoushuoqilelaowangtou，dangniantashizongbujiuhou，gueryuanbeihuajinlechaiqianqu，yongzheigeqianmaileyichusiheyuan，shenghuoyegaishanlebushao。
suyuxinlishunjiansuanle，tazaideshihou，tiantianmantoulacaitiantianguokurizi，tayishizong，fandaorizihaizirunqilaile。
“choulaotouxianzaizaiganshenme，haihuozheba?”
liwantangbailesuyuyiyan：“laowangtouxianzairizitingzirunde，zhengtianbushizhonghuajiushihechaxiaqi。”
shuowanzheixiehou，suyuyouxiepobujidai，zhenghaoliwantangxianzaishijiankongxian，bianlikaileanbaoju，zaizhesuyuhuijiakanwanglaowangtou。
yilushangsuyukanzhechechuangwaidejingse，budebugantanshinianjiandewanqianbianhua，jingshicongyigepobaimeiluodexiaopocheng，yaoshenyibianchenglefanhuarenaodeyixianchengshi。
dayuebangexiaoshidegongfu，liwantangshijinlaochengqu，zaiyizuosiheyuanmenkoutinglexialai。
“daolexiaosepei，xiacheba。”
xiachehou，suyujidongdebudele，xiaoshihouzuixihuannianzhelaotou，bijingzaitanalinengtingdao，henduochengnianrencainengtingdaodeduanzi，zenmeshuoyesuanshizijideqimenglaoshile。
suyuxinxiangzheyihuijianmian，laotoujingdazuibademoyang，neixinjiuyizhenlezi。
shuobudinghaidejidongdebaozhezijidatui，kudexilihuala。
ranhoulaoleizonghengyilianxintongdao：“wodehaizi，nishoukule……”
xiangdaozheisuyuchadianxiaochuzhujiao，xinlijizijibeihaolezhuangbidetaici。
wohuilaile，yebianqiangle!
zheishihouliwantangyijingzouzaimenkou，zhaozhedamenqiaoleliangxia，danshigelebantianyemeiyouhuiying。
suyudigudao：“laotoubuhuishigepileba?”
“别瞎说!”
liwantangbailesuyusuyuyiyan，buguoxinliyeshizheji，bijinglaotounianjidale，ruguozhenchushenmeyiwaineijiubuhaole。
qingjizhixiashenshoutuiletuifangmen，xiangdaodamenmeiguanyixiajiubeituikaile。
liangrenzheicaijinleyuanzi，liwantangdedailuxia，fengfenghuohuochongjinlefangwu。
ketingnei。kongdangdangyipian，bingmeiyoulaowangtoudeshenying，zuihouzhihaochaozhewoshidefangxiangzouqu。buguohaimeidengzoudaofangjianweizhi，zaizoulangjiutingdaoleqiguaideshengyin。
“wangdada，ninengbunengsongrenjiajigepifu，renjiakanshangleanqila，wangzhaojun，dajidepifule，zhendehaokeai、haopiaoliang、haoxiangyao~”
卧槽!草丛三婊!
songpifubushizhongdian，zhongdianshizheigediadiadewawayin，nanbuchenglaotoujinwuzangjiao，baoyanglegeshibajiudexiaoluoli。
chaileqianyouleqian，laotouxuehuaile!doubudangrenle!
liwantangtingdaoduihua，dunshinuqihengsheng，xianranyegensuyulianxiangdaoyiqiqule，tazuoweiyimingbinggongzhifadeanbaorenyuan，zenmenengyunxuzheizhongbuzhengdangdexianxiajiaoyi。
dunshiyijiaochuaikaifangmen，daizhesuyuchonglejinqu。
danshigangjinquliangrenshunjianjiushaleyaner，fangjianlinayoushenmeshaonv。
laowangtouxianzaizhengzaibaozheshouji，lianshangguazheyilianweisuodexiaorong。
suyupieleyiyanlaotoudeshouji。zheilaodongxijingranzaiwanhouzirongyao，haitemedianlegejiaozhilingdepeiwan!
shoujineibianyouchuanlaileshaonvdeshengyin。
“wangdadafashengshenmeshila，nineibianhaochaola~”
laotoutaitoupieleyiyanliwantanghesuyu，youdixiatoujixudaqileyouxi。
suyudangchangjiuliekaile，zheiliuchengbuduia，laotoudereleiyingkuangni?nidedengfengyoudengnini?
denglaowangtoudawanyijuyouxi，genshaonvtianmigaobiehou，caizhongxintaiqitou，kanzheliwantangdao：“laoer，jintianzenmeyoukonghuilaikanwole。”
“zenmehaidailegechoubaguaihuilai?”
wocao!laozizheimeshuai，nijingranshuowoshichoubaguai!
“老头，是我啊。”
laotoudaliangleyiyansuyu，yanshenturanbiandejingyaqilai。
suyuyikanzheibiaoqing，xinlizhidaogailaidejiezouzhongyulaile，laotoushishihoubaozhezijidatuitongkuliutile。
“nishineigedailian，wojiuqiannishikuaiqian，zenmezhuidaowojialilaile。”
“……”
suyudangchangshihua，renbuchulaizijiyejiusuanle，zenmelianshikuaiqiandoupian，haiyaobuyaolianle!
pangbiandeliwantangshizaikanbuxiaqule，zhihaozhanchulaijieshidao：“laowangtou，tashilaobaa。”
“laoba?nishuochishineige!”shuowanyilianxianqideniuguotouqu。
suyuchadianbeiqidepenxue，jixujieshidao：“woshisuyua，shinianqianshizongdenage。”
laowangtouzaisuyulianshangzixidaliangleyifan，caihuangrandawu：“e，yuanlaishixiaoliu.manghuilaile，woshuozenmeneimeyanshuni。”
shuowanzhuanguoshenqu，jixubasuyuliangzaiyibian，wanqilehuanzhuangjingying。
“laotou，shinianmeijiannishigaibaowodatuikuma?butangbitiyejiusuanle，nizuiqimajidianfanyinga。”
“nizheiyangwohenmeimianziya!”
laowangtouweishuohua，zhidaoluodichenghe，beirenyongquantoudasi，caizhongxinkaikou。
“去你大爷的!”