第3章
shuimingyuexinzhongzhenjingbuyi，lianshangquemeiyouluchurenhebiaoqing。
cikedeyaoguangshengdi，dazhanjieshuhou，yijingyipianlangjie。
kanzheyuanchuneixiesiqudeyaoguangshengdidizi，shuimingyueyanshenyian，zhaolaiyaoguangshengzhu，fenfudao：“suquanpairenshou，jiangzheicidazhanzhongsiwangdedizihouzang，shunbianjiangneixiesunhuaidedadianyexiushanyixia！”
“是！”
yaoguangshengzhudiantou，zhijielaidaolezayidizizheibian。
fukanzheguizaixiafangdesuoyouzayidizi，dao：“nimen，suqujiangzheirenwuwancheng！”
zayidizi，zuileyiganzheizhongshiqing。
yinweimaishiti，xiudadian，tamennengcongzhonglaodaobushaohaodongxi！
bijingxiuxianzhiren，shenshanghuoduohuoshaodouhuidaizheyiliangjianfabao，erqieneixiedadianzhizhong，shuobudinghaiyoushenmelingdanmiaoyao！
zheiyike，suoyouzayidizipidianpidiandipaolechuqu。
qizhongpaodezuikuaidedangshuzhangxiaofan！
【taihaole！yuanlaishiwoduolvle，zheinvdixianzaikendingyiweizijihaoduanduande，kendingbuhuisi！】
【heihei！tazenmekenengxiangdaotajingmaizhishangdedongxi，jiurutongmanxingduyao？】
【ai，buguanlebuguanle！nvdisibusigenwoyoushenmeguanxi！】
【xianzai，haishiquneixieshitishangzhaozhaoyoumeiyoushenmebaowuba！】
zhangxiaofanpaoludesuduyoujiakuailejifen，eryuanchudeshuimingyuezuijiaochouchu！
tayijingwushucixiangsilanneizhangchouzuile！
zhangkoubikoushuozhebenzunyaosi！
关键还要见死不救！
好！很好！
benzundaoyaohaohaoxunwenyifan！
shuimingyueyigeshanshen，xiayikebiandangzailezhangxiaofanmianqian！
suoyouzayidiziyigeliangqiang，bennengdetingxia！
erzhangxiaofan，queshiyanjingshanguoyidaojingguang！
【哈哈哈哈！】
【nvdizheimeturandechuxianzaiwomianqian，woyigefanren，chabuzhushentizhuangshangqu！】
【这不过分吧？】
zhijianyuyaotingxiajiaobudezhangxiaofan，douranjiakuailejiaobu！
“aiyo！aiyo！chabuzhule！”
“aiyo！aiyo！yaozhuangshangle！”
zhangxiaofanbianhanzhe，lianshangluchujingkong，xinzhongqueshiyiwangwuqiandejuejue！
撞入女帝的怀抱！
这想想也**！
zhangxiaofanneixinkaishijidong！
......
**！
龌龊！
可恶至极！
zhidaoqineixinxiangfadeshuimingyuebeiqideduojiao！
yankanzhangxiaofanchaozhezijipuguolai，shuimingyueshenshouzhijiedizailezhangxiaofannaodaishang，kezheixiaozijiugentouniuside，jingranlianzhuangtuitahaojibu！
ganshoudaojifudechugan，zhangxiaofanyilianxiangshou！
hujuezheichuganyouxiebudui！
脑袋往前顶了顶！
嗯？！！
怎么硬邦邦的！
【nvdijingranshigepingban！】
【neimehaodeshencai，jingshizhuangchulaide！】
zhangxiaofanzhenjingdizhengkaiyan，faxianshuimingyueyilianxiunu！
好大胆的杂役弟子！
jingganyanbenzunshipingban？！
水明月怒急！
jingbuzijuehulvele，zijitangtangdenvdi，beiyigexiaofanrenzhuangtuijibudeshishi，haisiyoubugandetingletingxiongfu！
【好像也没多大。】
水明月：！！！
“dadan！jiandaobenzunhaiyaozhuangguolai！”
shuimingyuejiangzhangxiaofantuikai，yuyaowenzui！
nazhizhangxiaofanhuranputongyishengjiuguidaozaidi，“nvdidarenyuanwanga！”
【heihei，kucanyidian，zheinvdidingranbuhuizaidatingguangzhongzhixia，weinanwoyigezayidizi！】
zhangxiaofanneixinxishizu，mianshangqueshengleijuxia，“nvdidaren，woyijiefanren，buxiangnimenxiuxiande，neizhongqingkuangwogenbenfanyingbuguolaia！”
好一个反应不过来！
shuimingyuejianguobuyaoliande，congmeijianguozheimebuyaoliande！
ruobushitanengtingdaoqineixindezhenshixiangfa，xianzaijueduihuixinyiweizhen！
“huangmiuzhiyan！qitadizidounengtingxia，weidunitingbuxialai？！”
shuimingyuenuhe，tajuedingyaohaohaochengzhiyanqianzheigexinkoubuyidezayidizi！
“nvdidarenyousuobuzhia，wotianshengfanyingbibierenman，gangcaiwoshizhendetingbuxialaia！”
shuozhe，zhangxiaofanzhijiekuhongleyan，moyangkelianzhiji！
yishijian，relaiwushudizimuguang。
kandaonvdijingranzaiweinanzayidizi，suoyourendoumianluyihuozhise。
yaoguangshengzhujianzhuang，shengpashuimingyuezhennu，huangmanglaidaotashenbianxiaodao：“nvdidaren，cirendequenaishiyijiefanren，gangcaimeifanyingguolaishishuzhengchang。”
suiranbuzhidaoshuimingyueweihehuihurandangzhuzhangxiaofandequlu，danjiushierlundequebunengguaizuizhangxiaofan。
bijingshifanren，benpaodesudutaikuai，tingbuxialaishizaizhengchangbuguodeshiqing！
ruoshijiuciweinanyigefanren，kongyousunnvdixingxiang！
zheiyangdeshiqing，neishiwanwanbutuo，suoyiyaoguangshengzhucailianmangzhizhi。
cishideshuimingyue，yaoyaqiechi，yinweijiuzaiganggang，tayoutingdaolezhangxiaofandexinsheng！
【laotoushuodetaiduile！】
【zheigenvdibujiangdaoli，mingmingshitazijihuranchuxianzaiwomianqian，haiyaoguaiwomeitingxialai！】
【heng！nengtingxialaime？】
【zijideshencaiyouduohaozijibuzhidaome？zheinagenanrennengjindeqizheizhongyouhuo？！】
heng！guoranbenzunhaishimeilishizu！
shuimingyueweiweidiantou，duizijidemeilizaiyicichongmanlexinxin！
hujuezijidexiangfahaoxiangyouxiepianle，lianmangyaoleyaotou，muguangcongzhangxiaofanshenshangyisaoerguo。
“kan！nipangbianyouyijianlingbao！”
shuimingyuehuranyizhi，zhangxiaofanzaizhongrenhaiweihuiguoshendeshihoujiuchaozhepangbianpuleguoqu！
suduzhikuai，fanyingzhixunsu，kanchengshijianhanyou！
【hahaha！jinghaiyoutianshangdiaoxianbingdehaoshi！】
【hahaha！lingbaoshixiaoyedele！】
【yi？haoxiangpukongle！】
zhangxiaofanyishidaobudui，tankaishouyituannibaluodi，yougepidelingbao！
zheishi，zhangxiaofanhunshenyizhan！
【zaogao！beizheiniushuale！】
shuimingyuelengxiaolianlian，“benzunjide，mourengangcaisihushuo，zijitianshengfanyingjiubibierenman？”
zhangxiaofanzuijiaoyichou，yishiwuyan！
“heng！qimanbenzun，xianzaigenbenzunquneidianshoufaba！”
shuozhe，shuimingyueshenchuyushou，jiangzhangxiaofanyibatileqilai！
xiayike，bianyijinglaidaoleyaoguangshengdineidian。
“嘭！”
damenbeishuimingyueguanshang，fengsi！
【wanlewanle！xianqiandatingguangzhongzhixiatabuhaodongwo，xianzaikendingshiyaonongsiwo！】
【zheiniangmendangzhenxiaoxinyan！】
zhangxiaofanhuangkong，kouzhongaihao：“nvdidaren，raominga！raominga！”
呵呵！
daoxianzaihaixinkoubuyidejiahuo，zheizayidizi，dangzhenshigeyanyuan！
shuimingyuezuodaoyizishang，duanqizhuoshangdechabeiminleyikou，dandandao：“wotingshuonihuidianyishu？”
【ng？tazenmezhidao，tatingsheishuode？！】
“wojiuyizayidizi，wobuhuishenmeyishua！”zhangxiaofanlianmangbianjie。
“heng！jiranruci，neixianzainijiuqusiba！”
“dengdeng！nvdidarenqiemandongshou！woqueshihuineimeyidiudiu！”
shuimingyueqibudayichulai，shuodao：“benzunzhenghaoshouleyidianshang，nibangbenzunkankan。”
【ai，yumena，zheinvdideshangzhiliaoqilaixiangdangmafan！】
【shouxianyaotasanjinyishenxianlibushuo，haiyaodaowoneipaojitianyaoyu。】
【neixieyaocai，wodoushishoujihaojiudele，taxiangbaipiao？】
【buxingbuxing，haishisuibianhunongtahaole。】
shuimingyue：......
**之徒！
竟想着来欺骗本尊！