第3章 陆辰直播吃翔

“wolegequ,shiwokanhuayanlema?zuogelunyihaiyaoxianquandai,haiyaodaitoukui?”

“hahaha,qipaa,zhubozhenbukuishigaoxiaoshougongdaren!”

“zheibuzhidaodehaiyiweinizaikaicheni!”

“budebushuo,shougonglushidongzhibo,dongliuliangde,zheiyibojiemuxiaoguozhijielaman。”

“haole,shougonglu,jiexialaiqingkaishinidebiaoyan,zhanshiba!”

……

zhibojiandereduchixubiaosheng,zailuchenzhunbeideqijian,zaixianguankanrenshuyijingtupoleyiwanren。

shijishang,zheicaishiluchenpingrilizhibodezhengchangredu。bijing,takeshizuzuyouzhebabaiwanfensi,erqiemeiyouyigeshihuaqianmaidejiangshifen,quandoushixinganqingyuanguanzhude。

jintianshiyinweiyifanwangchangdetiqiankaibo,suoyirenshuyouxieshao,dansuizheshijiandetuiyi,yejiuzhujianzhangshanglaile。

“geweixiongdijiemeimen,dajiaqingkan,zheilishiyigejisubiao。yihuierwodehedonglilunyiyunxingdaobijiaogaodesudushi,huamiankenenghuiyouxiemohu,buguozheigejisubiaokeyihenzhiguandekandaosudu。”

luchenshuozhe,jiuconglunyiyoubiandefushouqianduandakaileyigeheisedegaizi,limianguoranyouyigejisubiao,shishixianshizhelunyidangqiandesudu,0km/h。

neizitihenda,zaijingtouqianwanquankeyikandejian。

jinjiezhe,luchenanxiayigeanniu,lunyibianshihuanhuankaidongleqilai。

1km/h,5km/h,8km/h,10km/h。

sudubuduanbiaosheng,dandouzaizhengchangdefanweinei,jiusuanshiputongdelunyiyekeyizuodao。

“zheiyetaimanleba,genwoniuzaipayiyang!”

“jiuzheijiuzhei,shougonglu,nibushiyirenpinhemingyudanbaoshuozheiyicijueduikaopuma?jieguoni!”

“zhubokuaidianya,nibushiyaobiaochema?ganjinbasudugaoqilaia!”

“zhubo,nibuyaozheiyangmantuntunde,nizhijiejiwolaiyigenianyachaopaodegaosudu!”

“jiuzheiwuguiyiyangdesudu,haishuozijishihedonglilunyi,zhenshihouyan**!”

“woshuoguo,zheizhubojiushilaigaoxiaode。haishineijuhua,bieshuobiaochele,zheilunyidesuduyaoshinengdadao100km/h,wozhibochixiang。”

……

zhibojianlideguanzhongdouyouxiebunaifanle,yizhencuicu,shenzhizaixianguankanrenshudoudiepoleyiwan。

tamenxiangyaokandeshiluchendebukaopusuoyinfadegaoxiaoxiaoguo,haiyouneitupotianjidebaozhanaodong,erbushizheizhongpingpingwuqizaishenghuozhongsikongjianguandedongxi。

zheiduitamenlaishuojiushiyizhonghunong,rangrenhenshiwang。

“zhubo,nizheiyanggaojiumeiyisile!”

“niyaoshimeishenmebukaopudezuopinkeyixuanzebubo,zheiyangsuanzenmehuishi?”

“shia,zheibushinawomenfensidangshazima?”

“ai,shougongluyijingjianglangcaijinle,xianzaigaizoukengmengguaipiandeluxianle。meiyisi,zoule。”

“yi!woqu,suduhaoxiangbiaoqilaile,50km/h,womeikancuoba!zheishiputongdediandonglunyisuonengdadaodesudu?”

……

suizhediandonglunyideqidong,zailuchendecaokongxia,suduyuelaiyuekuai。

duanduanjishimiaodeshijian,bianshidaodale50km/h。

yishijian,zhibojianlizaicirenaoleqilai。

“zheizenmekeneng?putongdediandonglunyiyejiushi10km/hzuoyoudesudu。”

“jiusuanshinengshanggongludeneizhongdiandonglunyiche,zuigaosuduyebuchaoguo25km/h,xianrujinjuranchaoyueleyibei。”

“yikanjiushijiade,shenmejisubiao,kendingshirenweicaokongde。”

“loushangde,budongjiubiefayanle,henrongyibaolunineikeliandezhishang。nikankanpangbiandecanzhaowua,lubiandezacao,maitian,yehua,dashudengdengquandouzaigaosudaotui,douyouxiekanbuqingle。”

“yiwoqileshinianmotuochedejingyanlaikan,zheigesuduyinggaishizhunquede。”

“bucuo,woyezheimerenwei,zheigejisubiaomeiwentide。”

“tianna,shougongluyoudiandongxia,zheisuduqueshichaochuzhengchangfanweile。”

“haojiahuo,tahaizaijiasu,juranhainengjixujiasu。”

“wonima,suduzhijiebiaodao100km/hle,lubiandehuahuacaocaodaotuidedoukanbuqingle。”

“woqu,pangbianhaoxiangshiyilianghongsechaopaofalali,zheisudubuhuidiyu80km/h,juranbeichaoyuele!”

……

luchenjintianzuolunyichulaisanxin,zoulehenyuandelu,jihukuaidaoshengchengle。

tazhuzaijiaoquxiangxiadeyigenongcunli,huiqudelushangshiyitiaowanyanquzhedepanshangonglu,kuankuoerpingtan,lukuanghenhao,erqiepingshicheliangxishao。

suoyi,jingchanghuiyouyixieaihaosaichedefuerdai,baofahu,zaizheitiaolushangxiangshoubiaochede**。

cishi,luchenjiupengdaolezheiyangdeyigebiaochedang。

neishiyilianghuangsedechaopaofalali,neidutedezaoxinghewaiguangewaixianyan,erqieshichangpengshide,yuanyuankanguoqujiuxiangshidahuangfengyiyang,chongmanlekejiganheweilaigan。

jiashiweishang,chezhushiyigewudasancudeguangtoudahan,daizhedajinlianzixiaoshoubiao,geboshanghaikezheyitiaozhengningdeqinglongwenshen,dianxingdebaofahu。

tajiaobiaoge,zicongjialichaiqian,huodelejiqianwandechaiqiankuanhou,bianzoushanglerenshengdianfeng。

tazheiyishengzuidadeaihaoyouliangge,neijiushibiaochehemeinv。

zhiqian,tayijingbiaoleyiduan,cishidesudubingmeiyouduokuai,ershizaixiangshourenshengzuiweideyideshiguang。

zaitayoushoubiandefujiashiweishang,zuozheyigeyiliankejigandedameinv。

tachuanzheqingliang,shencaishifenhuobao,neiyitiaoshiyexianshenbujiandi,feichangfengman。

zheiyike,tayiweizaibiaogehuaili,yizhenjiaoxiudeyingyingying,suihoujiukaishilejiliedechunqiangshezhan。

biaogeyiliandexiangshouzhiyi,haochemeinvquandouzuoyongzaishou,haiyoushenmeshibizheigengshufudema?

yejiuzaitazhunbeijixugengjiadadandedongzuo,jinyibushenrutansuoshi。

突然,呼!

yizhenjuliedejingfengcongpangbianchuiguo,zhijiedazailetadelianshang。

daizhemojingdebiaogebuyoumeitouyizhou,erhouniutoukanqu,jiujianyigeheihuhudedongxicongtadefalalichaopaopangbianshiguo,zhijiechaodaoleqiantou。

“zheishigeshenmewanyier?”

biaogeyilianmengbi,tayijingyoushiniandejialingle,zailushangshenmexiqiguguaidedongxidoupengdaoguo,danweiduyanqianganggangguoqudeneishenmiheiwanyierhaishidiyicipengdao。

jingyizhixia,biaogebuyouzhaixiamojing,zixiningmukanqu。

zheiyikanbiaogebuyoutongkongdazheng,yiliandejingezhise。

yipang,fengmanmeinvyezhuyidaolezheiyimu,tongyangdezhenjingjuelun,chongmanlebukesiyi,“biao,biaoge,ganggangguoqudehaoxiangshiyitai,yitailunyi!”

“wobeiyitaidiandonglunyijichaochele?”

biaogeyanzhuzichadianyaodengchulai。