suluozheihuiquzhihoufaxianxiaodezijuransile,bujinhoubeifaliangyouqingxing……
“kanlaizheichaotingbuanshenga,anliuyongdongde……”
但这关他什么事呢?
tazhishiyigerenchuwuhaidexiaotaijiana!
suluoxianzaijiuxiangcizhibuganle。
zaihuanggongzuoshiqingxinjingdanzhan,yibuyileibushuo。
guangshitajiataijianzheigeshi,rangbierenzhidaojiushisizui!
quwaimianririgoulantingqutabuxiangma?
haiyou,tajuranmeiyouxitong!
zuoweiyigechuanyuezhe,juranmeiyouxitong?
tazaixinlidouhuanlexitongqianbabaibianle,yidianshengxiangdoumeiyou。
zheijiandinglesuluoxiangyaolikaihuanggongdejuexin。
说走就走。
suluochumenjiuqubanlizhishouxu。
dantagangguanshangmen,guantadedaibantaijianligonggongjiuzhaodaosuluo,shengyinyoujianyouxi,“xiaoluozi,jintiandaonifushishengshengshang,nihaizaimocengshenme?”
suluoxinlitouyigedeng,tazenmebujidezheishi?
jinglilexiawudeshi,suluoshuoshenmeyebuxiangqu,tataohaodao,“ligonggong,woshentiyoudianbushufu,woxiangbazheihaojihuiliujiqitaren!”
meixiangdaoligonggongyishuaishenzi,“fangsi!sihouhuangshangneikeshidashi,shiwonengjuedingde?”
“nibiaoxianhaole,zaihuangshangxinliliugehaoyinxiang,yihouyounihaoriziguode。”
“niruobuqu,neishiyaoshatoude!”
suluoxinlianma,youshishatou……
这穿越也太憋屈了!
suluohuranxiangdao,zheiligonggongyoushinagedalaoshouxiaderen?
想也没用。
tahaishideyingzhetoupiqusihouhuangshang。
“xing,neiwoxianqule。”
suluotanlekouqi,rizinanguoa……
sihouwanhuanghousihouhuangshang。
zenmeposhidoudaotatoushangle?
所谓言多必失。
suluojizijidinglegeguiju。
少说话,多做事……
tebiehaishisihouhuangshang,gengdexiaoxin。
ligonggongshuosihouhuangshang,danmeishuosihoushenme……
suluojinleyangxindiancaizhidao,temesihouhuangdixizao!
苏洛直犯恶心。
zaitayinxiangli,huangdikendingshigenande,nianqingdianhaihao,zheiyaoshigezaolaotou,bujitaexinhuaile?
tazheibeiziyemeixiangguohuisihouyigenanrenxizao!
sihoujiusihouba,zongbidiaonaodaiqiang……
huaizhezheiyangdexinsi,suluotizheyitongreshuikaojinyuchi。
yinyundewuqixia,nengkandaohuangdibeiduizhetazaiyuchizhong,shuimianshanghaipiaozhehuaban。
suluowendaoyiguxiangqi……
“si……”suluokanzheneixuebaideshuangjianhexiufayizhenshishen……
haojiahuo,zheihuangdibaoyangdehaitinghaoa。
zheixuebaidejifubihuanghoudouyaogengshengyichou!
jiushigujiayoudianxiao,youdianxiangnvren……
zheiduisuluoshigehaoxiaoxi。
qimahuangdibushigezaolaotoua!
tajiangreshuihuanhuandaoruchizhong,xunsizhejiexialaiganshenme……
**他熟。
但洗澡不一样。
qianshitaqueshirangrenshifengtaxizaoguo,danneidoubushishenmezhengjingzao,bunengsuanjingyana!
zongbunengjihuangdidianyigetaocanba?
suluoshitanzhenaqipangbiandemaojinnongshi,cashihuangdidehoubei。
huangdineixinidepifurangsuluoyoushiyizhenshishen。
zheiyaobushuo,tazhenyiweizheishiyigemiaolingnvzidejifu。
wuqihenzhong,suluogenbenkanbuqinghuangdidezhenglian。
zhinengmohukandaohuangdimianronghaishibijiaoqingxiude。
yuanlaishigexiaobailiana……
suluoyibianxiangzhe,cuozaodedongzuoyedaleqilai。
youyishunjian,suluojuedetahaitingshihezaizaotangzigongzuode……
又是**又是搓澡。
整的还挺专业。
huoxushihuangdiyizhimeishenmefanyingjilesuluozixin。
yekenengshisuluodanchuncuozaocuoshangtoule。
tajuranshuoleyiju,“huangshang,cacaqianmian。”
shuozhe,tajianghuangdideshentibaizhuanguolai,dashougaizhemaojinchaohuangdidexiongqianhuleshangqu。
suluozheiyirouca,zhenggerenlengzhule。
tamodaoleyigeqianshizaishuxibuguodedongxi……
yigebudelededajiahuo。
huangdinverdemianrongyezhujianqingxi。
yishuangjuemeidetaohuayan,fenhongdelianjia,xiaobizidayanjing,zhangzhangdejiemaoshangmianzhanzheshuizhu,meiyandongren。
yanshenjiqilengmodikanzhesuluo,wenredeshenti,shengyinquerushieryuehandongbanqinglengcigu。
“taijian?nizenmejinlaide?”
suluodaoxileyikou……reqi。
“厚!礼!蟹!”
“huangdi……shigenvde?!”
bujinshigenvde,haishigehuoguoyangmindedameinv!?
苏洛晕了。
什么情况?!
zhiting“hong”yisheng,shuihuafangun,mantianshuiwu,suluozaicibeidanfei,beireshuijiaoleyishen!
nvrenhuanshanglekuandalongpao,jiangtaaorendeshencaigaizhu,yiduixiuzhangdedabaituirengjiubaoluzaikongqizhong!
suluojianzhiyukuwulei,henshuliandizaiciqiurao,“huangshangshuzui!xiaorenshenmedoubuzhidaoa!”
tazaiciyishidao,zijiyoubeixianhaile!
hezhetajiushigewanjubei?
suluozhenshirilegoule……
zheishi,youyigechijiannvshiweituranchuxian,yijiandingzaisuluodexiongkoushang,zaiwangqianyifen,suluojiumingsanghuangquan!
“陛下,杀了吗?”
nvrenfushouerli,jugaolinxiadikanzhesuluo,lengshengbiwen,“sheipainilaide?hubushangshu?dangchaozaifu?haishidajiangjun?”
suluodoumeijianguoneixieren,rushishuodao,“shiligonggong!”
“youshiligonggong?he,nishitapailaidediwugetaijian。”nvrenyaoleyaotou,kanzhesuluodao,“jiwoyigebushanideliyou。”
zheishitadexiguan,sharenzhiqian,kankanzheirenshifouyoujiazhinenggouliyong!
taxianzaijixugezhonglilianglaichongshizijideshili。
renshou,xinxi,mimi,nengli……douxing!
苏洛急的头皮发麻。
他明白了。
tashinvshendeshiqingjiushihuangdizuidademimi。
faxianzheigemimiderendousile!
guanjianshitaduichaotingjushiyiqiaobutong,gengbuzhidaorenherendemimi。
tanashenmehuanzijiyitiaominga?!
nvrenkanzhesuluojiaojidemoyang,mianwubiaoqingdishuodao,“meiyouma?kexi,neijiuqusiba。”
nvshiweiyimiaozhongdoubuyouyu,zhijiehuijian。
suluojidedajiaoyisheng,“wobushitaijian,wobushitaijian!!”
nvrenguoranzhuanshen,meimoushanguoyisichayi。
“你是假太监?”
suluoxiaoxinyiyididianlediantou,“ng,womeiyoubeijingshen……”
suluoyeshushishipoguanziposhuaile,tashijiataijiandeshizaihuanggongneiyeshisizuiyitiao。
tashimeishenmeshikeyishuole!
zhuyaoshi,tazhenmeibiedeshikeshuole!
zheishitazuidademimile……
nvrenxiezheyankanta,lailexingqu,“nizenmezhengming?”
suluoyileng,buhaoyisidishuodao,“wo……tuokuzi?”
zheishizuizhijiedezhengmingfangfa。
……