第1章

脑子寄存处

......fengexian......

shiyiyuemo,shennongjiashenchu。

dawumiman,baixueaiai。

虽然空气中没有风。

danjinjinzhishiyanqianzheiyikeke,beijixueyawanlezhitoudegushu,jiuzuyirangrenganjuedaoneichegudehanyi。

“呼......”

“chabuduojiushizheilile!”

“xitong......”

“开启直播!”

linqiyishendanyi,haosimeishirenyiyangzhanzaizheibingtianxuedili,duizhemianqianshenmedoumeiyoudekongqi,danranshuodao。

【zhengzaisaomiaodangqianhuanjing......】

【quedingdangqianzuobiaowei:shennongjialinqufanweinei,fuherenwukaiqitiaojian。

renwumubiao:santianshijianli,zhuadaohuotiyerenyangben,bingqiechenggongfuzhiqitianfu;

renwujiangli:xinshouqihangdalibaox1;

zhibojianzhengzaikaiqizhong......

请宿主多多努力。】

kanzheshiwangmoguangmushang,douranchuxiandeshenmifuhao,haiyouneipububanchuiluodedaima。

林启深吸口气。

momozaixinzhongshuodao:‘yigeyue!zhengzhengguoquleyigeyue!yuanbenwohaiyiwei,laidaozheipianshijie,woyaozhongxinqudangniuma。’

‘meixiangdao......’

‘xitongnijuranrangwozhuayeren?’

‘yexingkuizheiyigeyue,wofengkuangzuorenwutishengziji,fouze,bieshuoshizhuayeren,jiusuanshijietouyudaozhiyegou......’

‘wopashidoudebeita**!’

ganshouzhelaizitineidekongbuliliang。

林启眼中满是感叹。

yigeyueqian,linqihaizhishigeputongdedagongren,meitianweilesuiyinjiliang,erbeigoushangsihulaihuanqu,xiangshouzhefubaoshideshenghuo。

yuanbenlinqiyiwei,zijizheiyishengpashijiuyaozheiyangduguodeshihou,yigegaibiantamingyunguijideshiqingdouranchuxian!

他......

猝死了!

xiangxiangdangchuzijiyilinghunzitai,piaofuzaishentishangkong,kanzhezijideshenti,haosiyegoubanquanquzaigongweishangdemoyang。

linqihuranmingbailexuduo。

renzheiyisheng......

chulejirendangniumawai,huoxu,haiyouhenduobiedexuanze,jiranyudaolexitong,linqiziranshiyaoxuanzeyitiao......

震撼世界的新道路!

【ei?zhubozheishizainaer?woca!denghuier!wokandaoleshenme?zhubo,nitemenandaobulengma?(jingya)】

【liupilewodezhubo,zheishujiulongdongdetianqi,nijuranchuanzhejiandanyi,jiuganchuxianzaishenshanlaolinli?(zeshe)】

【laosijidainitanmiquanqiu,jiekaishanggushenhuazhimi,congshennongjiazhuayerenkaishi?

bushi......zhuboniquedingmeimaobing?xianzaikeshichongshangkexuedeniandai!yeren?shanggushenhua?nizheishigangcongyuanlipaochulaiba?】

......

jiuzailinqixinzhongyongdong,momohuiyizheqianshideshihou,shiwangmoguangmuli,jitiaoxixilaladedanmu,dourancongzhiboyemianlihuaguo。

见状?

林启微微挑眉。

jiuzhidaotamenkendinghuizhiyi。

林启倒也没去解释。

ershixiaozhezhaozhaoshoudao:“ganglaidepengyoumen,nimenhaoa!wojiaolinqi,shinimendezhubojiantanxianzhe。”

“zhengrunimenzaibiaotishangkandaode,zheilishihuangyetanxianzhibojian,zhizaitansuoquanqiushenmiquyu,fajueneixieshiluodeshanggumimi。”

“erzheici,wolaidaoleshennongjia,laidaolezheipian,cunzaishijianchaoguo6500wanniandegulaoconglin。”

“jiujingzheilicunbucunzaiyeren?neixieshenmigushiyoushibushizhende?woxiang,nimengensuiwodejiaobu,yinggainengjiangqiyiyijiekai。”

【pu!hahaha,kanlaizhubohaizhenshinaodaihuaidiaole,guai,chiyao,chiwanyaozanmenhuiquchuanyifu,miandezaizheierdongsila!】

【zhuboshapijiandingwanbi。】

【suiranwoyejuedezhuboyouwenti,dannimenkankanzhuboluchulaidegebo,zhengchangrenzaizheizhongqingkuangxia,gebozaojiubeidongzileba?】

......

suiranzhibojiancaizhiyoujigeren,dannaihexitongchupindequanzidonggenpaiqi,buguangpaishedeqingxiduzuyou8kjibie。

paishejiaoduyeyurenyanyimoyiyang。

换句话说。

guanzhongmenjiuxiangshenlinqijingde,gensuizhelinqidejiaobu,chuxianzaizheimangmangxueyuanli。

自然而然。

只要稍加注意。

yiyanjiunengkandaolinqideyiyang。

“shennongjiadejibenqingkuang,woxiangnimenyinggaidouyijingfeichanglejiele。”

mianduiguanzhongmentichudezhiyi,linqizhishixiaolexiao,genbenjiumeiyouqudachaer。

kanzhemianqianxisuixuehuafenfei,haosilianshijiandoubeidongzhudegulaoshanlin,linqidakuabudebianwangqianzou,biansuikoujieshaodao:

“zuoweizanmenlongguode,‘guojiajiziranbaohuqu’、‘shijiedizhigongyuan’、‘wuzhongjiyinbaoku’。”

“shennongjiasuiranmianjimeiyouqinlingda,danlimianshengcundedongzhiwu,zhongleiquezuyoujingrendeshuqianzhong。”

“bushuobiede,jinjinzhishigaodengweiguanshuzhiwu,jiuyou199ke872shu3183zhong。”

“haiyoujizhuidongwu493zhong,niaogang16mu48ke308zhong,paxinggang2mu8ke27shu40zhong,liangqigang2mu7ke23zhongdengdeng。”

“keyishuo......”

“zheijiushigedulidexiaoshijie!”

“suoweishishizaoyingxiong。”

“henduoshihoubuguangshirenlei,dongwumenyehuiyindilihuanjingdeteshuxing,erzhujianyanhuachuyuzhongbutongdemoyang。”

“tebiezheilihaishidangnian,shennongyandichangbaicao,jiaguojishijiumindedifang,youxietebiedeshengwu,wojuedeqishihenzhengchang。”

【zhengchanggemaoxiana!bushi!zhubonidaodishenmeqingkuang?zheitemeshirenleigaiyoudeyidongsudu?(jingya)】

【jimiaozhongzouchuqushushimiyuan,erqietemehaishizaixuedishangzoude,zhubo,nishihuashishuo,zheidaodishibushidiannaotexiao?】

【buduijing!xiongdimen,shifenyoushiyifendebuduijing!zheijiahuojueduiyouwenti!woyijingbaojingle,zheizhibojianfenfenzhongdebeiguanbi!】

......

fangfolaidaoleduandaosuhuabisaixianchang!

yuanbenguanzhongmenhaiyoushuoyouxiaode,xinshangzhemianqianzheizhenhanyanqiudeshennongjiameijing。

danlinqidouranzhanxianchudekongbusudu,quezhijierangzhibojian20duorendailidangchang。

shenzhibushaorengengshibeihede,lianmangdianjiyemianyouxiajiaodejubananniu。

仿佛唯有如此。

cainengrangtamenxinzhongdekongjushaoyixie!

但是......

haimeidengguanzhongmenfanyingguolai。

yanqianchengxianchudexinhuamian,zhijierangsuoyourenzaicijianjiao,shenzhidabaitiandoujuede,zhenzhenhanyizhicuannaohai!

【zenmekeneng?zhubonidaodishiruhezuodaode?wobuxiangxin!zheijueduibukeneng!kendingshidiannaozuochulaidetexiao!(duding)】