第6章
shuoshihua，yexinlingyiwangganjuemuhaojiushigehunbulindechouxiaozi！
danrujin，yexinlingyesuanshiyoulexiexugaiguan。
tadongdexiexuyishu，yebushixinshubuzheng，yesuanbushangshihuairen。
yexinlingmeitoushuzhanlexiexu，tayouqingshouqingjiaoqishen，dasuanchuanyifu。
erjiuzaizheishi，muhaoyexingle。
tamimihuhuzhengkaishuangyan，tingjianshenhouchuanlaidongjing，xiayishizhuantouyikan。
ranhoumuhaojiukanjianleyexinlingzhengzaichuanyifudemoyang。
tagangtuoxialaileshuipao，shangshenyezhichuanzheyijianwuxiuchenyi，shouliniezheyijianxizhuangwaitaodasuanwangshenshangpi。
neiwuxiuchenyisuirankuanshibaoshou，danyenengkandaoyexinlingxiuzhangruyudebojingheyingbaishoubei。
白得都晃眼睛。
muhaoyanshenyeweiweiyining。
jianzhemuhaomuguangtoulai，yexinlingqiaolianweihong，youganjinbawaitaopishang，xiunaodao：“nikanzhezuoshenme？”
“看美女呀！”
muhaoheiheiyixiao：“yanjingzhangzaiwoshenshang，haibuzhunwokanleshiba！”
“genghekuangnihaishiwomingzhengyanshundeweihunqi！woqiaoliangyanyouzenmele？”
yexinlinglianpangtonghong，qingcuiyikou，dao：“zhenshihoulianpi！”
muhaoyebuduoshuo，shenzhanshenti，dasuanqishen，chuanyifu。
jintiantahaidequzhaoyitanglaoniqiu。
shiqingyoudianduo，yebunenglangfeishijian。
bijingshixiatian，suiranyoukongdiao，muhaoyezhichuanlegedakuchazi。
taqishen，yesuanshiluchuledajingzhuangshenqu。
yexinlingmuguangsaolai，kanjianmuhaoneizhichuanlejiandakuchazidejingzhuangshenqu，youlianseyihong，batoubieleguoqu：“nikuaidianchuanhao！”
muhaoqiaojianyexinlingzheifanmoyang，douyoudianlele。
jinguanzheigejiaodukanbuqingyexinlingtonghongdemianjia，danhaishinengkandaotahongtongtongdeerjian。
muhaogangdasuanxiuxiujirou，doudouyexinling，quetingjianneibianchuanlaileshoujide**。
shiyexinlingdeshouji**xiangle。
yexinlingxinzhongyihuo，youcongchuangtoujuqiannaguoshouji，zhunbeijietongdianhua。
“xinling！neigeyanhuiyaokaishile！”
shoujizhongchuanlaiyigetianninidenvsheng：“nizuohaojuedingmei？yaobuyaohewoyiqiquneigeyanhuiya？”
“我不太想去。”
yexinlingyaoleyaozuichun，youxiechiyi：“yanyan，yaomenihaishizijiquba！”
“这怎么能行呢？”
shoujizhongdeneirenzhengshiyexinlingdeguimidongyanyan：“zheigeyanhuihenzhongda！nishiyejiadaxiaojie，nipeiwoqudehua，woxinliyeyoudiandanqi！”
“niyezhidao，wozaidongjiajiushigexiaotouming，nijiubangbangnidehaoguimiwoba！”
yexinlingxinzhongwunai，rourouejiao，dasuanjujuezhishi，youtingjianzijideguimikenqiudao：“xinling！niwozhijianzheimeduoniandejiaoqing，nizenmekeyizhiwoyubuguba？”
yexinlingzhidediantoudao：“neixing！neiwogenniyikuaiguoqu，nizongmanyileba？”
“谢谢芯绫！”
dongyanyandeyuqifeichangkaixin，haijilegefeiwen：“mua～”
yexinlingwunaidiguaduandianhua。
erneibianmuhaoyijingchabuduochuanhaoyifule。
buguomuhaogangdasuanchumen，zhaogedifangchizaofan，youkanjianmenbeidakai。
liuhongxiafengfenghuohuodichonglejinlai。
muhaojiandaoliuhongxiaguolai，meitouweizhou，tahaimeilaidejishuohua，jiutingjianliuhongxiazazahuhukaikoule：“muhaoshiba！”
“nixianzaiganjinjiwozou！”
“bieliuzaiwoyejiale!”
muhaomeitouweining，youshuodao：“woheyexinlinghaimeiwanhunni！”
“nihaixianghexinlingwanhun！”
liuhongxiameitouyining，yanzhongmanshibishi：“jiusuannijiulelaoyeziyebuxing！”
“womenjiaxinlingjinzhiyuye，zenmenengjiajinizheigeyiwusuoyoudemaotouxiaozi？”
“xinlingpingrilijinyiyushi，chichuanyongdudoushizuihaode，nanbuchengyaokaoniqudangyoufanglangzhongquyangtaya！”
muhaoxinzhongyoujifenbuyue，youshuodao：“wokemeizheimexiangguo，wo......”
“woguannizheibianzenmexiangde！”
liuhongxiafanzheyanjingdao：“wozhizhidao，ganjinmaliudijiwozou，buyaozailaizaiwomenyejiale！womenyejiabuhuanyingni！”
muhaoxinzhongbuyue，yousaoleyiyanliuhongxia，zuijiaohurangouqiyigeguiyidehudu。
“你笑什么笑？”
kanzhemuhaodexiaorong，liuhongxiaxinzhongguguai，ganjuetoupidouzaifama：“youshenmehaoxiaode！wogaosuni......”
“我说丈母娘！”
muhaoheheyixiao，dao：“woquanniyihouhaishibuyaoneimedadepiqiweihao，miandegengnianqitiqianle！”
liuhongxiatingdaozheihuagengshiliumeidaoshu，fennuyichang：“shenmegengnianqi！erqiesheishinidezhangmuniang？biezaizheilijiwoluanshuo！”
“chulezheijianshiqingzhiwai，wohaiyouyijianshiqingyaogennishuoyixia！”
muhaoyoubujinbumandishuodao：“cishiduinierjiang，youdianzhongyao！”
“什么事情？”
liuhongxiaxinlihaiyoudianguguai，yourenbuzhuwen：“nibiejiwomaiguanzi，yaoshuojiujiwoshuoqingchu！”
“wofengquanniyihoubuyaoluoshui。”
muhaoxiaoleyixia：“nishenshangxianzairanlebing，ruguobuhaohaozhidehua，yihoumafanhuiyoudianda！”
liuhongxiabaoyangdedangdeqiaolilianpangshangdangshijiufeishangleliangduohongxia，taxinzhongyouxiuyouqi，youjianzhesangzishuodao：“nishuoshenmehunhuani！”
“我可没说混话。”
muhaotanshoushuodao：“nizuijinshibushiganjueshenzibutaishufu，youdianmayang！”
liuhongxiaxinzhongyoujiyounao，buguomuhaozheihuaqueshishishuozhongle！
tazuijinhaizhenyouzheizhongqingkuang。
buguoliuhongxiayiweizijizhishitaijiukongfang，suoyishuoyoudianyichangbale。
danmuhaozheimeyishuo，taganjuehaoxiangzhenyoudianbutaiduijinga！
“mahuanghebingpiangeyiqian，boheerliang，jiashangyishaoshudahuang，siwanshuizhudaoyiwanshui，ranhouzaiyongganjingwenshuiqingxi，xiwanzhihou，zaiyongwenshuixijing！”
muhaoyouxiaomimidibuchongdao：“meiriliangci，chixuyizhou，jiuyouxiaoguo！”
“wohaidehenishuoyixia，ruguobuhaohaozhiliaodehua，yihoukuilanliunongjiubieguaiwole！”
liuhongxiaxinzhongyoujiyouhuang。
若牧昊说的是真的！
那就真的是遭殃了！
liuhongxiashenzhiyemeishenmexinsiguanmuhaole，huanghuangzhangzhangnachushouji，youlianmangduizijidezhulishuodao：“xiaohong！ganjinbangwoquyiyuanguahao！”
“furen，ninxianbieji，guashenmekeya？”
tashuodaozuihou，shengyindouyoudianbianxing，doudaizhekuhansheng：“fuke！”