第1章 送外卖被羞辱

“tiana!zheishishenmerena?jurandanganwangdilonghuisuosongwaimai?naozishizenmexiangde?”

“putongdecanting,doujujuewaidaiyinshiyongpin,dilonghuisuozheizhonggaodangchanghe,gengjiabuyongshuole,meidaoliwangzheilisongwaimaidea!”

“huoxushimougeshaoyeyishilailexingqu,suoyidinglewaimai?kezheihuisuomingwenguiding,meiyouneigeshaoyedangangenbeiyanchengzhoujiazuoduiba?”

dilonghuisuodemenkou,elebabajituandewaimaiyuanyekunlun,beisigeheixifubaoanjilanjielexialai。

yekunlunmeitouqingcu,lianseweichen。

yinweijinjinchuchudehuisuoguke,wuyibushimanmubiyidesaoshizheta。

dilonghuisuo,donghaichengzhuminghuisuozhiyi,shibeiyanchengzhoujiadechanye。

yaozhidao,beiyanchengshixiaguodeguodou,zhoujianaishibeiyanchengqidashijiazhiyi,bujinshimingyangquanqiudechaojijiazu,jushuoqijiazuzichandouyijingjinwanyi,diyunshenhou。

zheilixianglaidoushigejiezhengyaoshounao、shangjiexiaochu、mingliurenshi,shenzhifujiazidi,jinxinghuiwushangyan、yulexiaoqiandeshouxuanchangsuo。

yaoshiyouzhizungukexuyaowaimiangaodangcantingdeteshucaiyao,zhiyaohuibaojihuisuofuzeren,huisuofuzerenjiuzhijierangrenyaoyuegaojichushi,qianlaizheibianqinzizhangchu。

kexiangshiyekunlunzheizhongputongkuaicanwaimai,conglaimeiyourendinggou,gengbuyongshuorangwaimaiyuansongjinlai。

suoyi,zheixiehuisuogukequandouduizheyekunlunzhizhidiandian,lengchaorefeng。

huisuoyicuntoubaoanhuibaowanbi,ranhouduiyekunlunhanshouyixia:“zheiweixiansheng,nikeyijinqule。”

yekunlundandanyixiao,ranhouzoujinlehuisuodeqianting,xiangyaochaozhediantizouqu。

“aiyaya,zheibushiwomenzhaojianeigefeiwuzhuixuyekunlunma?”

yigetuwudeqingniannanshengchuanlai,lingyekunlunlianseyichen,yinweitingdaozheishengyin,tajiuzhidaozheishisheile。

zhongrenfenfentaiyankanqu,quekandaoyigefaxingjingzhi、hunshenguiqideweipangqingnianzouleguolai。

zheiqingnianzhengshidonghaichengsanliujiazuzhaojiadedisandaidizhangsun,zhaowenxiong,youyuxianglaiwankufengliu,beirenchengweisanliujiazuzhong“sixiaobao”zhiyi。

zhaowenxionglianxingyouxiefang,erqiepangdudude,shencaizhongdeng,danhunshenmingpai,chuanjindaiyin,qichangshizu。

houmiangenzhedejigefaxingqiyideqingnian,doushitadezhongshigenban,yigegeyeshiyizheguangxian,manlianaoqi。

“赵文雄!”

yekunlunlianselinran,shuangmoulveguoleyisichouse。

sangeyueqian,zhaolaoyezizhaohongtaiyinbingshishi。

dangchuyekunlunruzhuizhaojia,queshizhaohongtaidiantou,zhaohongtaiyisi,zhaojiarendoujiangyekunlunshiweizhaojiafazhanzhangai,meirenkanhaohetanhuyekunlun。

erqiezhaojiarenyedoubulijie,dangchuzhaohongtaiweiheyaojiangyekunlunzhihunjilezhaojiazuipiaoliangdedizhangsunnvzhaoshiya,tamendourenweiyekunlunpeibushangzhaoshiya。

zhaoyekunlunshangmen,jianzhijiushizhaoleyituoniufen。

zhaowenxiongyerenweiyekunlunpeibushangzhaoshiya,tarendingyekunlunhaoqifu,suoyiyizhidoudiaonanyekunlun。

mianduizhaowenxiongzheizhongxihuanshiqianglingruodewankushaoye,yekunlunaiyujiaoqizhaoshiya,conglaibucengwunizhaowenxiong,doushixiaolianxiangying。

dankexi,zhaowenxiongcongbumaizhang,congmeiyoujiguoyekunlunshenmehaolianse。

cishi,zhaowenxiongdengzheyansaoleyibianyekunlun,tadelianseyeshunjianbiandeningzhong。

“haizhenshinizheigefeiwua!haohaoderuanfanwangbuzuo,nijuranchulaisongwaimaile?womenzhaojiaquenizheidianwaimaipaotuifei?”

zhongrenyiting,fenfenzhuzu,yanshenjingchadekanxiangleyekunlun。

meicuo,yekunlunshidonghaichengzhaojiadeshangmennvxu,gengshitianhuiqudiyimeinvzhaoshiyadelaogong。

zhaojiaweidonghaichengsanliujiazu,paizaidonghaichengfuhaojiazubangdesanliujiazuqidamingliezhimo,jinshizaidonghaichengxiaoyoumingqi。

zhongrendemuguangxianglaidoujizhongzaisidahaomen,meirenkeyitiqi,yejiumeirenxiangdaozheiququyigeshangmennvxu。

yekunlunliuzheyigeduancuntou,lianrongshouxue,daizheyidinghuangtoukui,shenchuanhuangsewaimaifu,shencaigaoshou。

youyuzheiduanshijiansongwaimai,tadepifubiandetebieyouhei,kanshangquhuotuotuoyigediaosishangbanzu。

zheiyangzideren,nalixiangshiyigeshangmennvxu?

bijingneixieshangmennvxudaduoyizheguangxian,shenchuanmingpaifushi,churuhaiyoubaobiaohusong,shenzhinvmishugensui。

danshi,jingguozhaowenxiongzheimeyishuo,zhongrenfenfenrenchuleyekunlun。

zheibushiruanfanwangyekunlun,haihuishishei?

zhaowenxiongzezeliangsheng,saoleyiyanwaimaixiangzi,jixuchuyanjifeng:

“feiwu,nihaizhenshinengnaia,songwaimaidousongdaodilonghuisuolaile!nishixianwomenzhaojiabugoudiuren?”

huayinluoxia,zhaowenxiongmuluxiongguang,jingranhenhendechuaichuyoujiao,xiangyaoyijiaochuaixiangneiwaimaixiangzi。

yekunlunyikan,lianmangshenzidunxia,dangzhulewaimaixiangzi,yifuningsiyeyaohuzhuwaimaixiangzideyangzi。

suoyi,zhaowenxiongdeyoujiaochuaizaiyekunlundejibeishang。

yekunlunbaozhewaimaixiangzishuaipa,huachuwumiyuan,suiranrenshuaipadaoledishang,danwaimaixiangzibingmeiyoushuaifan。

cishi,yekunlungubudeshenshangdetengtong,tazhixiwanglimiandewaimaifanhebuyaocefanhexielou,fouzedehuajiuhuizaodaogukexianqi。

gukeyidanxianqi,tadegongzuokejiupaotangle,neitajulijiaoqisuodingxiadeyueruwuwanmubiaojiubeidaoerchile。

jigexiaoshiqian,yekunlunjiedaoleyigezhimingdaoxingyaotasongwaimaidewaimaidianhua,caicongcongdeganlailedilonghuisuozheili。

xianzaiwaimaihaimeiyousongshangqu,taziranbunengrangrenzahuailewaimaixiangzi。

weici,yekunlunnapaningkebeichuaishangyijiao,yeyaohuzhuwaimaixiangzi。

pangbianweiguanzhemendoushimanlianlengmo,xiushoupangguan。

zhaowenxiongchuaileyijiaoyekunlun,taxintoushuangfanle,jingranhaixiangjixuchuaiqijibei,youjiaoyoulijitiqi。

huisuozheibianzoulaiyigepingtoubaoan,duizhezhaowenxionglishenghedao:

“zheilibuyunxudajianaoshi!”

zhaowenxiongyiting,zheicaisuohuiyoujiao,pieleyiyanneipingtoubaoan,zailengyankanxiangpazaidishangdeyekunlun。

ranhoutadunxiashenzi,yibajiuzhuleyekunlundeyiling,qinghenglejisheng,muguangbinglengdeshuodao:

“suannizouyun!kenizheifeiwushiwomenzhaojiadeshangmennvxu,nijuranchulaisongwaimai?diujinlewomenzhaojiadelian,wodenghuiergaosulaotaijun,nijiudengzhebeizhuchuzhaojiaba。”

shuowan,zhaowenxiongmanlianyunsededaizhetadegenbanmenzouchuledilonghuisuodeqianting。

yekunlunyangzhetou,yilianfenkaidekanzhezhaowenxiongliqudebeiying,yinweizhaowenxionggangcaideneiyijiao,chuaidetajibeitengtongbuyi。

zhiqianmeiciquzhaojiadayuan,zhaowenxiongdouhuidaitourumata,rujinyoudangzhongjiaochuai,lingtawohuobuyi。

yaobushitashilihaimeiyouchedihuifu,bunengqiangxingyungong,tazaojiuzhijiejiangzhaowenxiongjichuaishangtianle。

bierendoujiangtadangzuofeiwu,quebuzhidao,tazhenzhengdeshenfenzunguiwubi,ruozaikunlunshan,tianxiabuzhidaoduoshaoqiangzheyaoxingjishouli。

yekunluncongxinkoutaochuyimeiyushi,qinshouyibai,limiandanchuyikuaixiaokapian。

xiaokapiankansishoujikaneimexiao,quediaokejingmei,shangmianmingkezheyitiaolongmai。

zheishiduyiwuerdeyinxingka,ruisiyinxingheijinkadedingzhibankunlunka,quanqiutongyong,wuedushangxian。

zheiyinxingkadezhuren,shiyigeyuanlaichizhafengyun、hengsaofeizhoudetianzongzhicai,houlaiguiyinkunlunshankunlundiande、jueshiwushuangdedianzhu。

kunlundian,quanqiuwenming,rencaibeichu,qihuixiayouheibaizhanglao、caiyishawushierweishi、tianshadishajingruishuqian,xuetuyiwan。

eryekunlun,jiushikunlundiandedianzhu,quanqiushidashendianzhongzuinianqingdedianzhu。

kandaozheiyinxingka,yekunlundeyanshenyeshunjianbiandelinglie。

bannianqian,yinweibeidongsangguoyiqidiantouxi,jiashangtajinletianjingwushuaiqi,tadewudaoxiuweizhesundaojinshengsancheng。

sangeyueqian,taweilebaoen,ruzhuiledonghaichengdexiaojiazuzhaojia。

yinweibuxiangbeidongsangguoyiqidianderenganraodaotadeenren,yejishijiaoqizhaoshiya,tayejiuxuanzeleyinmanshenfen。

buliao,zhaojiachulezhaolaoyezi,qitarendoubuzhidaotadeshenfen,suoyitazaodaowushurendechaofenghexiuru。

huiyizheiduanshijiandezhuixushenghuo,yekunlunyanseyichen,xintoushunjianjueyi。

buguanshenmewuwanmubiaole,huiquzhihoutajiuyaogenjiaoqizhaoshiyatanpai。

“wobuyaozaizuofeiwule,woyaoshiyachengweizuixingfudenvren。”

danxiayimiao,yekunlundeshuangyanlveguoneiweiguanrenqundeshihou,shunjianlianseyibian。

yinweiyekunlunkandaozhaoshiyacongweiguanrenqunlizoulechulai。

gangcaizhaoshiyayizhizaipangbianguankan,quemeiyoushangqianzhizhizhaowenxiongqifuta?

yekunlunxintouyizhenbingliang,shuangyanshanguoleyisishiwang,napazhaoshiyaguanxintayixia,tadouhuigandongbuyi,keshi……

yekunlungouqizuijiaokuxiao,queyinweizhaoshiyadehua,youshunjianxiaorongyidun。

“nihaizhenshiyigefeiwu。wokeshishougounile,womenlihunba。”