第3章
wanfanjieshuzhihou，jiangchenduixiexunshuo：
“xieshu，woxianghuijiangjialaozhaikankan。”
xiexunshenseyian，tanxiyisheng，“ai，douzheimeduonianle，shiyinggaihuiquqiaoqiao，nifumushuobudingzaijiangjialaozhailijiniliulexieyiwu。”
buduoshi，yiliangbaomachecongxiejiafudilikai，zhibenxijiaoerqu。
xijiaohuangliang，hunandejiedaojintou，chulizheyidongfuxiupobaidelaozhai，xiandehenshiqiliang。
liangfengxixi，kuyeyujiedaoshibanmoca，neigougoushengfangfoeguimoya。
ninggudekongqizhong，fangfoyouyuanhunzaikuqi，wushudekuzhizaicanguangjianyaobai，rutongzaikewangxiridezhurenguilai。
jiangchencongcheshangtiaoxia，lingjueminruideta，likebianfaxianlejidaoguiguisuisuiderenying。
laozhaidedamendakai，limianhaibuduandechuanlaidongjing，sihushichuangjinleshenmeren。
“kuaidianchai！nengzade，tongtongdoujilaozizale！”
yigeliuzhedizhonghaifaxingdefeipangnanzizhengzaidashengzhihui。
jigezhuanghanzhengnazhechaijiagongju，gandemantoudahan。
shuoshichineishikuai，yidaodaizhemojingderenyingshandaotamengenqian。
“zhushou，buxunimendongzheizhaizi！”
jiangchenlianshangdaizhenuhuozhongshaodebiaoqinghedao。
tawulunruheyemeixiangdao，zijizheicaiganghuilai，jingranjiuyourenyaochailejiangjialaozhai。
xiazhangdemouzikaihejian，baoshechudaodaohanyi，yigukepadeshayi，zhouranxijuanxiangshenqianjiren。
“咦？”
hezhiqiuzhuanshenbiankanjianledaizhemojingdejiangchen，yishunjian，talianshangshanguoyizhenyihuo。
rentaruheyexiangbudao，yanqiandaizhemojingdeqingnian，jiushidangniantaochuqudexiaobudian，rujindejiangchenshenxingtingbazhuangshuo，zhenggerenzhanzaineili，bihezhiqiuzuzugaoleyigetou，bunuziweideqishi，siyitoukuangshiban，rangrenrenbuzhuzhanjing！
“nishishenmeren？ganzunaoniheyebanshi？”
“heng，pingniyepeizhidaowodemingzi！”jiangchendouranbaoshechuyidaolinglimuguang，ranghezhiqiushenhoudejirenbuzijuedelianlianhoutui。
zheishi，hezhiqiukanjianlecongjiangchenshenhougenshanglaidexiexun，dunshiyiweijiangchenshixiexunzhaolaideren。
“wodaoshisheini？yuanlaishixiejiazhu，zenme，niduiyuwomenlaobannaxiazheikuaidipihaishibuganxinma？”
“buguo，woquannihaishichenzaosilezheitiaoxinba，zheixieniannimenxiejiazaoyilunweisanliujiazu，wulunruhedoushijingzhengbuguowomenlaobande，zheikuaidipizuihoudeguishujiushizuihaodezhengming。”
xiexunwenyan，liansedunshiyinchenzhiji：“jingpaidipidexiangguanshouxuhaimeizouwanni，yangelaishuozheilixianzaihaibushuyunimen。”
hezhiqiuwenyandunshiliezuishenxiao：“zheikuaidipifanzhengdouyijingbeiwomenlaobanpaixialaile，zaojitianwanjitian，zuihoubuhaishiwomenlaobandema？”
shuozhe，hezhiqiuyuqituranyidun，suijibuhuaihaoyidedingzhexiexunshuodao：“fandaoshinimen…zheigeshihouguolai，shixiangdaoluanma？！”
tingzheliangrenzhijiandeduihua，jiangchenmeitouyizhou，muguangkanxiangxiexunwendao：“xieshu，zheishizenmehuishi？”
xiexinshenseyidun，shenqingyouxiegangadihuidao：“zicongnimenjiangjiacanzaomiemenzhihuo，zheizhaizihezheizhaizidedipi，yebeiyinxingshouhuipaimai。”
“jiuzaiqianjitian，chenjiapaixialezheikuaidipi，wobenxianghechenjiajingpai，baoxiazheidongzhaizi，naihewoxiejiayidaburuqian，zuizhongdongyonglegongsisuoyouchubeixianjin，haishimeinengpaixialai。”
“jiangxiaoxiongdi…duibuqi，shixieshushuwuneng。”
wenyan，jiangchendunshimingbailezhengjianshiqingdelailongqumai。
“xieshu，zheibuguaini，dangchuxielaoyeziyuanyishoulianwozhiqinshishou，zaixiayiganjibujin。”
“rujin，ninsuiweiweiwobaozhuzheidonglaozhai，queyejinlile，ninhexiejiadeenqing，zaixiadingdangmingjiyuxin。”
kanzheliangrenshuolezheimeduo，hezhiqiuzaojiubunaifanle，zhijiantadashouyihui，kaishiquganjiangchenhexiexunliangren。
“zhidaolehaibukuaigun，zheilixianzaiyijinghenimenmeiguanxile，zheilideyiqiedoushishuyuwomenlaobande。”
“chenzheniheyewoxinqinghao，jiwoyouduoyuangunduoyuan！”
kanzhehezhiqiuxiaozhangdemoyang，jiangchenmeitouweizhou，yigulinliedeshayidouranxijuanerchu。
“滚？”
“wokangaigunderenshinimen！”
huayingangluo，fennudejiangchen，bianrukuangshiyibanchongrurenqun，shentijigecezhuanbikaijimingbaobiao，budaizhongrenfanyingguolai，yizhirutongtieqianbandedashou，bianqiazhulehezhiqiubozi，jiangtazhenggeren，shengshengcongdimiantileqilai！
hezhiqiudunshijuedehuxikunnan，liansezhanghong，tashenchushuangshoupinmingdezhengzha，queshizhongwufahandongneizhiqiangyoulideshouzhang。
yiguwuxingdeyapoyongchu，ranghezhiqiudejimingshouxiajiebuganqingjuwangdong，tamenyilianjingkongdiwangzhejiangchen，etoulenghanzhimao，shuangtuigengshirenbuzhudezhandou。
jiangchendeyidaoyanshensaoguo，dunshirangzhongrentoupifama，jihutanruanzaidi。
jiangchenkanzhezhongrendesongyang，buxiedeshouhuimuguang，suijizhijianqingqingyongli，beiqiazhubozidehezhiqiudunshifachuyishengcanjiao。
“啊…！”
“咔嚓…！”
bozibeiniuduandeshengyin，zaizheijingmideyesezhongxiandejiweiqingxi。
hezhiqiudesi，chengleyadaozhongrenxinzhongkongjudezuihouyigendaocao。
jimingbaobiaofachuguihaosidejianjiao，zhuanshenbiantao。
ranergangpaomeijibu，shenhoubianchuanlailejianruidepokongsheng。
jipianzhuyejingzhunwuwudehuaguotamenbojing。
“叮叮！”
zuihou，daizhexuedezhuye，rutongfeidaoban，dingzailezhaizideqiangbishang。
“ni…nizenmebatamendoushale？！”
xiexunzhenjingdekanzhezheiyimu，danjianguodafengdalangdetahenkuaibianyouzhendinglexialai。
zhijiantashenseyansudizoudaojiangchenshenpang，zhengzhongdipailepaitadejianbang。
“suishuozheixiedoushiwangmingzhitu，eguanmanying，danbijingshijitiaorenming，napashiyiwoxiejiaderenmai，yaoxiangchuliguoqu，yehuifuchujudadaijia。”
xiexunchensixiangleyihuier，kaikoushuodao：“zheijianshiqingnijiubuyaoguanle，nixianzaimashanglikai，jiudangniconglaimeilaiguozhei。”
tingdaozheihua，jiangchenxinzhongyongxianchuyigunuanyi。
suiranxiejiadeqitarendoubuzenmeyang，danbudebushuo，xielaoyezihexiexun，duitaqueshizhenxinde。
napashiyinweizheige，tayebunenglianleixiejia，yushitabingmeiyouyizoulezhi，ershikaikoushuodao：“xieshushu，wobingbushiyishichongdong，qingnixiangxinwo，wozijinengchulihaozheijianshiqing。”
“xianzai，woxiangyigerendaiyihuier，nixianhuiquba。”
xiexunzhanglezhangzui，yuanbenhaixiangshuoshenme，danyixiangdaojiangchengangcaifeifandeshenshou，biancaicedaolejiangchenbiranyebuhuixiangbiaomianshangneimejiandan，yushiduitadehua，haowubaoliudexuanzelexiangxin。
“hao，jiranruci，wojiuxianhuiqule，houmianniruoshiyudaoleshenmekunnan，jinguanlaizhaowo。”
yanba，yicaiyoumenlikaile。
xiexunganglikai，yinzangzaizhaizifujindeshubaimingheiyiren，bianruhuangchongyibanduizhejiangchenshanlai，zuihouzaijulisanzhangzhichu，zhengqihuayideduizhejiangchendanxiguixia。
“将军。”
lingtoudeheiyirentaiqitoulai，cirenbushibieren，zhengshipeijiangchenyikuaihuilaidetieniu。
mianduizheishubaiminggongwubuke，zhanwubushengdetiexuexiongbing，jiangchenbujinnengmianbugaise，haizaiqishishangxingchenglenianya。
“basuoyoujingpaigongsideziliao，fadaowodiannaoshang，haiyou，rangjingbeishishoulaijianwo。”
“是，将军！”
yanbi，tieniupiaoleyiyantangzaidishangderen。
“jiangjun，zheixierenzenmechuli？”
jiangchenzhuanshenliuxiayigebeiying，lengkudao：
“剁碎了喂狗。”