第2章 穿越了也是个苦逼

linzifanyilianjingedezouxialewutai,yuanbengenzhezijideshiergezhuliyigedoubuzaile。

gangcaineigediaozhexueqiedelaotouzhanzaizoulangdejintou,neishiergenvzhuliyilianmengbidezhanzailaotouerdehoumian。

linzifanxinxiang,zheigelaotouduitahaishibucuode,gangcaihaikuazijilaizhe。

yanzajiuyanzalebei,fanzhengzijiyebushizhiyeyanyuan。

“我……”

“nigefeiwu!kuiwohaiyiweinishigekezaozhicai,gongsipeiyangnisannian,nijingrandiyicishangtaijiuzheimehuibaowo,nijiushigefanren,fanfusuzidefan!”neilaotoudouqiduosuole,zhizhelinzifanjiushiyidunma。

“gunhuijiaqu,dengzhegongsidelvshihanjieyueba!”

……

这是我家?

linzifanyebuzhidaozheidaodishibushizijidejia,zheichuangxiaobieshujiushigongsijiwopeibeidea?

haishiyigenvjingjirenjizijisonghuilaide。

咚咚咚!

yizhenkuangbaodeqiaomensheng,zailoushanglinzifandounengganjuedaofangzizaizhendong。

“来了来了。”

bunaifandedakailemen,jintiandefanxinshidougouduole,chuanyuexiaoshuotabushimeiyoukanguo,renjiazhujiaochuanyuedaoleyishijiedoushikaiguarensheng,zhuangbidalian。

yuanbenyiweiwoshizheigeluzi,jingranshigemingxing。

nachengxianga,shanglaijiuxiandiugelian,zijiyemeiyoushakeyidaliandea。

dakaimen,menkouzhanzheyigedajiejie,neidajiejiedeyouerbailiushijin,jutiduozhong?linzifanyebuzhidao,tajiuzhidaochengjiudaoerbailiushijin。

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linzifankanlekanneidajiejie,xiayishidewanghoutuiletui。

“nikanshani?”neidajiejiekanzhelinzifan,yiliandeyane:“nimenzheibangxiaoxianrou,jiushitemeshierduo。”

neidajiejietuikailelinzifan,jinlewu,zuozaileshafashang。

扑通!

“nishisheia?laiwojiaganshaa。”

linzifankanzheneidajiejie,tadoutizheishafaxinteng。

“你家?”

“zheishinimengongsizuwodefangzi,nijia?zheigeyuefangzushashihoujia,ershiwan。”neidajiejiejiangzijidepibaoshuaizaichajishang。

房屋?

二十万?

二十万!

linzifankanzhezheifangzi,zhenshechi,ershiwanyigeyue。

“您,您贵姓啊?”

“yo,lianwoliupiaopiaodemingzidoubujidele?”liupiaopiaoyiliandedeyi。

“您等着啊。”

linzifanxiangzhe,wohaodaishigemingxinglianxishenga,gongsijiwozuzheimeguidefangzi,wonengshichaqianderenma?

xianjinyoumeiyoutayebuzhidao,danshivxinshadeyidingyouqian。

xiangdaozheili,linzifanpaoshanglou,nazhezuixindeshoujiaifengx,meiyoumima。

linglingling,zhurenkuaijiedianhuala!

gangnaqishouji,yigedianhuajiudalejinlai。

林子凡一看,宝贝?

shoujipingmushanghaiyouzhangmeinvdezhaopian,zhenmei!linzifanshangcijiandaozheimepiaoliangdemeizihaishizaidianshishang。

自己竟然有宝贝?

bieguanzheishinageshijie,shoujihaonengcunchengbaobeideguanxidoubuyiban,linzifanyejiuershisuichutou,zongbuzhiyushinverba?

buyongduoshuo,kendingshinvpengyou。

“喂,宝贝。”

linzifanmeizizidejieqiledianhua。

“jiaosheibaobeini?buyaolian,wogaosunilinzifan,niyanchudezhibowodoukanjianle,nigufulewoduinideqidai,fenshouba!”

嘟、嘟、嘟!

tingzhedianhuachuanlaidemangyin,linzifanyoudianmeng,zheimeinvyetaixianshile。

“keke,laodia,nvpengyouyefenshoule?”

liupiaopiaobuzhidaoshenmeshihouzoushangloulaile,kanzhelinzifan,shenzheshou,xiaodao:“laodia,jieyezhidaonimenzheibangxiaomingxing,jiushizheimexianshi,nimeiqianba?qishinibujiqianyexing,jienengrangnibaizhu,hainengjinidianqian。”

“啥意思?”

liupiaopiaokanzhelinzifan,shenchushou,yibazhangjianglinzifantuidaolechuangshang,zuoshijiuyaopushangqu。

“还不懂吗?”

“dong,dongle!”linzifanjimangduokai,tiaoleqilai,dao:“wojiniqian,jiniqian。”

dakaiweixin,kanlekanlingqian,3kuai5mao6?youkanlekanzhuanzhangjilu,jishiwanquandouzhuanjineige“baobei”le。

是借的还是给的?

bieguanshijiedehaishijide,zijidoudebaqianyaohuilai,haojiaofangzu。

“在吗?”

林子凡发着微信。

ninyibushiduifanghaoyou,xiaoxiwufasongda!

靠!

liupiaopiaokanlinzifanyebutongyi,shenchushou:“naqian。”

“neige,nengxianqianzhema?”

linzifankanzhemianqiandepangrandawu,zhanzhanjingjing。

“neng,wobushishuoguole,nibujiaodoumeiguanxi,xianghaole,mingwanshanglaizhaowo,nihaohaoxiangxiange。”liupiaopiaopailepailinzifandejianbang,yiweishenzhangdepaolegemeiyan,likailelinzifandefangjian。

呼!

linzifanzhangchuleyikouqi,zhenshitaijingsongle,zijizaitamianqianjianzhishiyitouxiaomianyang。

ding-qiandusousuoweinindaohang,(bianchengmingxingxitongyijingbangding,shigezhe:linzifan。zhuyi,qiandusousuodebianchengbubaokuobenshijiedezhishi)。

tishiyinyouyicizailinzifandenaohaizhongxiangqi。

zheidaodishishenmeshengyin,qiandusousuo?qiandusousuoshisha。

linzifanzhidaoqiandusousuo,tazaineigeshijiechangyongdeyoulanqi,cishilinzifandenaozhongjingranchuxianleyigesousuokuang。

可这个千度咋用啊。

jinjiezhe,zijidenaozhongdesousuokuangjingranshurule“kezheigeqianduzayonga。”

1miaozhong!yichuanyouyichuandeshuzidaimazailinzifandenaohaizhongyishanerguo。

叮-编程成功。

jinjiezhe,zijidenaohaizhongjingranchuxianle167204tiaocitiao。

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ding-bianchengchenggong,gongyou1694067tiaoxinxi。

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zheihaijiaoqiandusousuomeiyoubenshijiedezhishi。

zheishizhendejiade?canglaoshizheimechuming,diqiurenquanzhidao,zhenghaogangcaikandaojialiyoutaidiannao。

xiangzhekankanzhenjia,dakaidiannao,dakaiyoulanqi,sousuocanglaoshi。

weizhaodaoninyaosousuodeneirong。

luluxuxude,linzifanjiuceshilejici,taolaoshi、tianlaoshi,jieguodoushisousuobudao。

真的,竟然是真的!

linzifanxingfendetiaoleqilai,zheishicangtianzhuwoa,zijiyoulezheigeqiandusousuoshenmefreestylechangbuchulai?

火了,要火了。

linglingling,zhurenkuaijiedianhuala!

dianhuayouxiangle,kanzhecundemingzi,heluoluo,zenmemeiyouzhaopiana?

“wei,ninhao。”linzifanshifendekeqi,zhibudingyoushisheikandaolezijideyanchushipinlaifenshoude。

“you,womendefangebiandekeqile,jintianwanshangnimentongqilianxishengqinggonghui,gongsijiaoniqu,zaiqinggonghuishangyaoxuanbuduinidejueding。”

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gongsidejueding?gongsinengyoushajueding,lvshihanjinggao,jieyuebei,woxianzaiyouleqiandusousuo,haipasha?