“ge！jichangzheirenzheishinima？”
qinhaoyurenchuergehouyichangjidong，ganjinbashoujidijiqinziyekan。
cishi，wangluoshangdeyulunchedizhakaileguo，jichangzhanshiweixiedingliuderesouwenjubangshou！
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yishijian，qinziyemingshenglanledajie，wushudewangmingengshijizhidefennu@guanfang，xiwangguanfanghaitamenyigelanglangqiankun。
jinshijiedeneixienaocanfengengshichaonaozheyaorangtafuchusiwangdedaijia。
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“......”
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dantayemeiyouxiangdaohuifashengzheiyangdeshiqing，yigexizishenmeshihoudounengrangquanminjiebingle？
真是搞笑。
dantameiyouzaiyi，zhidaoyigedianhuadadaoletadeshoujishang。
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meixiangdaozheijianshijuranhuijingdongyifu......
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shide，kendingbunengrangzijididihuiqule，zhishaozaichaqingchushiqingzhiqian！
......
xuejiaxianzaizuoluoyurongchengchengbeideyichuminfangzhizhong。
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jiangqianquanbuhuawanzhihouhaishibudingyong，zhinengshengchijianyongdezhuzaizheibiandeminfangzhizhong，yijiasankouzhuzaibudaowushipingdeyishiyitingzhong，shengxialaideqianquanbujixuefuzhibingle。
buzhiyicitazijibadiaoyangqiguan，kemeiyicidoubeixueqifaxianle。
tazhendebuxiangzaituoleihaizile。
“xueqi，woqiuqiunile，niganjindaizhenizheilaobusidediegunchuquhaobuhao，jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu，nimenganjinbanjiushijiulewodemingyo！”
“nimenqianmianneiyidongdebanwanle，renjiafangdongdounadaochaiqianfeile，xianzaisuoyourendounadaoleqian，jiuwomeiyou，woqiuqiunilehaoma？daizhenidesiguilaodieganjinzouba！”
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chengbei，shanggeshijijiushiniandaideminfangzhizhong，yigeshenchuanbaisechenyi，mianrongshencaidoujiaohaodenvhaiguizaidishang，manlianleishuideaiqiuyigejiansuankebodenvren。
nvhaizhengshixueqi，ermianqianzheinvren，shitajiadefangdongzhanghua。
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zhouweiderendounadaochaiqiankuanle，meitiandouzaitamianqianxuanyao，zheirangtagengjiaduixueqiyijiahuaihenzaixin。
yaobushitamen，zijinengshouzheigewonangqima！
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“dajie，buyonggentamenduofeihua，jitamenrengchuqujiuhaoleya，ninyebuyongneimefeishile！”
“duiduidui，rengchuqurengchuqu！”
yiqunrenaoaoaodejiaozhema，xiangjilexiaolangzaizi。
zhanghuayeyouxieyouyu，neilaotouzitashizhidaode，wanyirengchuqusilezenmeban，daoshihoutamenkejiushijianjiesharenle，gaobuhaoshiyaozuolaode！
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tingdaozhanghuadehua，xueqiyanzhongdeleishuizhibuzhudeluoxia，etoupengzhuangdimian，shuinidimianmeiliangxiajiujiangjiebaideetoukepo，xianxuecongetouluoxia，xiabadiluo。
shengyinzhizhongdaizheaiqiu：“zhangjie，zhangjie，woqiuninle，wojininketoule，ninjiuzaijiwoliangtian，liangtianzhihouwoyidingbanchuquhaobuhao，wobazhendebunengbenboa，zhangjie，woqiuqiuninle。”
zhanghuadedidizhanghengzouleguolai，zuilidiaozheyizhiyan，chuanzherenzituo，huagechenshanshangsangekouzidoumeiyoukoushang，dianxingdehunhunliumang。
“piaoliangmeizi，yaobuzheiyang，nipeiwoyitian，wojiuyanzhangyitiandezuqizenmeyang，niyaoshipeiwoliangtianshijian，wozaijiniwubaikuaiqian。”
zhanghengdunzaidishang，yizhishouniezhexueqidexiaba，mankouwuyanhuiyudeshuodao，yishuangyanjinggengshichaoxiongkoupiequ，semixinqiao。
“xiaoqi，xiaoqibunengdayingtaa，bamaningyuansidoubuyuanyikanzhenizheiyang，niyihouzenmezuorena！xiaoqi，niyaoshidayingta，wohenibajiusizaizheili！”
xuemukuchengleiren，shizaiburenkandaozijidenverbeirenzaota。
啪——
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“nimenzaigandongshoushishi！”
turan，yidaochongmantiexueshafazhiyideshengyinchuanlai。
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