第2章戏演的太像
zhongrenjieleng，xunshengwangqu，yimingnanzichuxianzaileshiyezhong。
lairenlongxinghubu，zhuangyansumu。
jinjinzoulu，jiujirenyizhongqishibangbodeyali。
所有人的呼吸一滞。
“ye......qian？”
yejianlongdengdaleyanzhuzi，muguangjinghai，nanyizhixin。
shashi，zaichangyibaiduoshuangyanjingqishuashuadesaoxiangyeqian。
xiaoshileqinianderen，juranchuxianle。
tangyurouwuzhexiaozui，qiranleixia，genbenbuganxiangxinyanqianzheiyimu。
tadedanaoyipiankongbai，wanquanlengzailerenqunhoufang。
yeshaojiedeyanshengengshiyourubaitianjianlegui：“ba，tajuranhaihuozhe，wojidemingming......”
“jidewomingmingbeichenhesile，shima？”
yeqianlenglengyixiao，saozheyejiazhongren：“yejianlong，yeyequshi，nimenyoushangxindeyangzima？”
“bizui，nigeyezhong，jingganduiwodahuxiaojiao。”
yejianlongqidenuhou，limabanchuqinianqiantamenzaoyaoyeqiandeneixiexinwen：“nizaiguowai**dunjianyu，diujinlewomenyejiayanmian，juranhaiyoulianhuilai。”
yeqianwangzheta，mouzixiliderushoushudao：“woshiyeyedesunzi，weishenmebunenghuilai？”
“我呸，你也配！”
yejianlongcuima：“zheiqinianniweilaoyezijinguoxiaoma？meiyou。”
“xianzainichuyule，tingshuolaoyezisile，nijiuxianghuilaizhengduojiachan，xiangyaoqian。”
“wogaosuni，mendoumeiyou。”
“laoyezishengqianjiuxiangbanizheibaiyanlangzhuchuyejia，xianzaisilegengbuhuijiniliubanfenqian。”
yejiazhongrenhangxieyiqi，zhizheyeqiandebizimashengbuduan。
laoyezisile，yeqianjiuhaobisangjiazhiquan，yejiatamenshuolesuan。
zheishoushicairuming，busihuigaidecaozuo，rangrenxinhan。
“yeyedeshentiyixianghenhao，weishenmehuituranqushi？”
qinianle，yeqianyuanyiweiyejiazhongrenhuiduidangnianhaisitaxincunkuijiu，kemeixiangdaoquebianbenjiali。
tademouzihanguangshanshuo，fangfonengdongcharenxin：“nimenduiyeyeyoumeiyouzuoguoshenmejianbuderendeshi，xinzhiduming。”
“nigegoudongxi，laoyezijiushibeiniqiangnvganruyuqibingde，shentiyuelaiyuechacaibingshi，”yejianlonglianseyibian，guzuozhending。
“yezhong，nishaozaizheihushuobadao。”
yeshaojiebianmabianzoudaoyeqianmianqian，shensejuao：“nibujiushixiangyaoqianma。”
“呸！”
tayikounongtantuzaidishang，shuaishourengxiazhangyinxingka。
“feiwu，guixiabatantianganjing，zheikaliyibaiwanjiushinide。”
yeshaojiegaotaixiaba，manshibuxie。
dangchuyelaoyeziduiyeqianyouduotengai，tajiuyouduotonghenyeqian。
zhongrenquandoushiqiexiaobuyi，kanyeqiandeyanshenfangfozaikanyitiaoluopodegou。
“yibaiwan，bieshuotiantanle，jiushirangtachishi，tagujidouchidehenhuan，”yejianlongjixiaodao。
“niyanzhuzideng**shenme？”
jianyeqianbuweisuodong，yeshaojiebianbenjiali：“xiaozazhong，haibuguixia，tian。”
yeqianmeiyoushuohua，muguanglengmo。
“妈的，跪下。”
yeshaojiezhuangqiangzuoshi，shangqujiuyaoqiayeqiandebozi。
“啪！”
tadezhutihaimeipengdao，jiubeiyeqianyanedeyibazhangshandaozaidi：“gun！”
shunjian，sizhoujijingwusheng。
“goudongxi，nigandawo，zhidaohouguoma？”yeshaojieshaqitengteng，paleqilai。
“啪！”
“gaosuwo，shenmehouguo？”yeqianshouqizhangluo，jingzhijiangyeshaojieshanfeidaolerendui。
zhongrenlengbudingdedalegejiling，jingdexiabadoukuaidiaodishangle。
叶谦做了什么？
竟然抽飞了叶少杰！
zaiyeshaojiedeaihaoshengzhong，houfangdetangyurouzhongyurumengchuxing，chengrenlezheigeshishi。
qinianle，yeqianhuilaile，shizhendehuilaile！
tabokairenqun，jiaoquzhandou，jixiangqianqu。
kejiuzaizheishi，yiweishenchuanmicai，jiaocaijunxuedezhuanghan，huojihuoliaodeturanchuangjinlehaozhaili。
tadechuchangzidaisushazhiqi，zheshihelezhongrenyidatiao。
“shuxiachubobaijianlongzhu！”
zhuanghanwushizhongren，danxiguizaileyeqianmianqian。
“nijianguowo？”yeqianweiweiyizheng。
“qunianzaixibufengdi，ninshachangdianbing，woyouxingyuanyuanjianguoninyici！”
chubogongjingwanfen：“quanqiujiudaqiyehedaxiawudafengdi，yizunzhaonindeminglingjibaiyelaoyeziwanbi，qingzhishi。”
jiandaozheiyimu，suoyourendoumudengkoudai，jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
他是龙主？
“chuanwomingling，wudafengdijiangbanqi，jidianwoyeyezaitianzhiling，”yeqianfushouerli，qishipinitianxia。
“保证完成任务！”
chuboshengruhongzhong，zheneryulong。
院里鸦雀无声。
zhongrenchengmujieshe，erduowengwengzuoxiang，genbenbuganxiangxinzheiyimu。
“nikeyituixiale，youshenmeshihuitouzaiyi，”yeqiandanranhuishou。
“是！”
chuboqishenjingjunli，congcongliqu。
全场落针可闻。
suoyourendairuomuji，jishimiaodoumeiyouyidiandongjing。
“papapa......”
zhidaoyizhenreliedezhangshengjielianxiangqi，cairangzhongrenhuiguoleshen。
yeqianduizheixiehaobuzaiyi。
meicitashenfenpuguang，zonghuiyinglaigezhongzhangshenghegongwei。
tazaiyidezhiyoutangyurou，jimiwai，neigeyijingleiliumanmian，qinianqianhetadingguohundenvren！
zaibeiyelaoyezishouyangqian，yeqianzhishijietoudexiaoqigai，yigebeiyiqideyezhong。
neishihouyougexiaonvhaimeitianshangxue，douhuiteyiwangyeqianwanlifanglianggedoushabao。
taxiaoqilaidelianggexiaojiuwo，shenshenyinjinleyeqiandenaohai。
houlaiyeqianbeiyelaoyezishouyang，zhongyuzhidaoleneigexiaonvhaidemingzi，tajiaotangyurou。
liangrentongnianjietouxiangshi，qingmeizhuma，zhidaodinghun。
likaiqinian，taduizheigenvrenkuiqiantaiduo。
zheici，zhiyaotangyurouyuanyi，yeqianyaorangtazai20haochengweishijieshangzuizuixingfudexinniang。
“hahahaha......”
zaiyeqianxianruhuiyideshihou，menkouneibiandezhangshenghaizaijixu，jinjiezhebianshikuangxiaosheng。
“zhenshidousiwole，zaikafeiguanzhuangwanle，nijuranyoupaozheililaizhuang，nizheigezhuangdejueduishimanfen。”
yeqiandunshiyileng，shenmeqingkuang？
shiyeli，baililinongzhuangyanmodechuxianle。
zuoweitangyuroudeguizhongmiyou，tajibuzouguolaijiuwanzhuletangyuroudegebo。
“yurou，nirangwokaichelaiyejiajienikezhenshibubailai，yuanlaiyelaoyezidezangliqinglexibanzia。”
“tajuranzaizheiyanshenmelongzhu，haishachangdianbing，haolingsanjun，zheigexiyandetaixiangle。”
baililishensebiyi，gaotaixiaba：“tayaoshilongzhu，wo，jiushiwangmuniangniang。”
beibaililizheimeyishuo，yejianlongyerumengchuxing，pokoudaxiao。
“yeqian，yaobushizaozhidaonishigeyezhong，wodouchadianxinle。”
gangcaikezhenbayejianlongheleyishenlenghan。
yaoshiyeqianshilongzhu，tamenqinianqianpohaiyeqiandeshi，youjigenaodaidoubugoukan，xinghaozhishixujingyichang。
“niyanjizheimehao，wokandounengnaaosikajiangle。”
“gangcaineizhuanghanduoshaoqiangudea，laoyezizangli，nijuranqingrenchangxi，shixiangchangderanglaoyezicongguancailixiaoxingma？”
“噗！”
“wodoubiechuneishangle！”
yeshaojiezhongzhelian，hezhongrenkuangxiaobuzhi。