第1章 我爸爸是大英雄

kunlunyixi,fengyuyulai!

guojingxian,zaiwangbeisanqianmi。

shiguo,baiwanjingrui,dajunyajing!

yichangyiduizhixujiudeguoyunzhizhan,zhongjiangyichujifa。

zhisuoyi,shiguolianjunhainengbaochizhezuihoudeyisikezhi。

quanranshiyinwei,neigemingjiaoxiaoyaodenanren。

taniansuibuda,suihaiweidaosanshierli。

queyishoujianliqile“shashendian”,zheigerangquanshijiegeguodouwubijidan,shenzhishengankongjuhezhanlidepangrandawu。

tabuxishalu,suishouwucuntie。

quechichengqinian,zhangongbiaobing,weifengdishou。

gengshicengzaiyiyezhijian,lv“shashendian”sanqianqiangzhe,fumielesandazhandilianshouchuangbandeshijiediyidazuzhi,“an”!

neiyizhanjiandishiwan,ershibazhanshen,qiweizhanzun。

bingbidesandazhandixiejiaguijiang!

震彻寰宇!

ercike,zheigeshenyiyangdenanren。

chuanzhesuiyi,zhengyonglandezuozaiyiliangzhuangjiachedejigaishang。

他手里摆弄着电话。

jiufangfozhishenshiwai,yuliangjunjiaofengdeangranshaqigegeburu。

kejibianruci,quemeiyourenganqingjuwangdong。

“zunjingdedianzhudaren,yulongguoyizhannaishiwoguoyunzhizheng,haiqingdianzhudarennianjiyuwojiazhushangdeqingmian,nengquzunyijia,jixinggefangbian。”

“ciyanjishi,haiqingxiaoshuaigaotaiguishou,fangwomenguoqu。”

“tarigongxialongguojindi,wodengdingjiangtougonggongshouxiangsongyushashendian,yuangongxianglingmaikuangyuan!”

……

shiguojiangshuaipeizhexiaolian,cuyongdaoxiaoyaodeshenpang,fenfenshitanxingdekaikou。

ruozaihaoxiaqu,pashiyiwulejuejiazhanji。

genjukekaoxiaoxixianbao,longguodejingruizhengqianpuhoujidebenfuzengyuan!

tamenbenyiweixiaoyaohuidui“lingmaikuangyuan”erxindong。

ketamenquebingbuzhidao,xiaoyaoshenhoudezheipianjiangtu,fuyuletashengminghelinghun!

“聒噪。”

xiaoyaoliansebuyue,jiangshouzhishuqizaichunjian,muguangsuoxiangshaqiangran!

“嘘,都安静点。”

“sheiruozaiganraowojinverkaijiazhanghui,neitajiubiezoule。”

什么!

开……家长会?

zaichangzhongren,wuyibushichizhayifangdebazhuxiaoxiong。

cidengzhenzhang,fangyandangshi,yezhiyouxiaoyaoyiren,ganrucituoda!

zheixiedongbianduoduojiao,nengrangxibianzhansanzhandedarenwumen,dunshimeiledongjing,mianmianxiangqu。

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“xiaoyanyandejiazhangliuyixia!”

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“wei,guolaoshihao,wojiayanyanzaixuexiaoyoudiaopidaodan,jininremafanleba。”

“哼,何止!”

guoailianbaiyanshangfan,zuijiaoyangqi,gezhepingmuxiangxiaoyaopaiqilezhuozi。

“wodaoyaowenwen,nidangjiazhangde,pingshijiujiaoyuhaizishuodahuachuiniupima!”

“jintianzhengjiaochudelingdaolaibanji,modixueshengjiatingzhuangkuang,nizhidaonijiaxiaoyanyanshizenmechuixudema?”

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“woxianzaiyanzhonghuaiyi,ninverdenaodaishibushibeimenjijiaguo!”

xiaoyaoshenseweizheng,yanshenzhongfuxianchuyimoyunnu。

“嘶,这……”

“youshenmebutuodema?”

zheijuhua,fangfodianranlejiyazaiguoailianxiongqiangzhongdezhayao。

cike,qijibaihuaideguoailianxiangjileyigepofu。

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“heng,niyisishuonizhenshigedayingxionglebei。”

guoailianbuxiedelenghengyisheng。

“yangyanglongguo,deshenmeyangdedarenwu,nengbeichengzhiweiyingxiong?”

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“erni,yousuangeshenmedongxi!”

xiesidilidepaoxiao,zhendetingtongwengwengzhizhan。

jinhusilielesangzidegaoqiang,rangyianjinglehaoyizhendexianchang,huishengdangdang!

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“guolaoshideyisishi,woxuyaogennizhengmingwonvermeiyoushuohuang。”

xiaoyaomianbugaise,danshengyinyuefabinghan。

“neiworuguonengdiaotingxibeizhanju,buzhidaozaiguolaoshideyanli,mianqianghaisuanshigeyingxiongma?”