第3章 女婿上门

“zouba!xianzaihewohuijia!congxianzaikaishinideshenfenjiushiwohanxiaoxiaodeweihunfu。”

sihushiyinweilintianyichuhuyiliaode“peihe”,hanxiaoxiaodeyuqiyemeiyouneimejiangyingle。

dantajugaolinxiadetaiduranglintianyigandaobushi。

lintianyiyilianpingjingdekanzheyanqiandehanxiaoxiao,kanzhehenaohaizhongxiangjushenyuandeshenyingfanwendao。

“huijia?shenmeyisi。”

“dui!heyueshangguiding,weileyijialuanzhen,hetongqineinixuyaozaiwohanjiadaigouliangnian,liangnianzhihouniqunawobuzaiguanni!hetongqineinideyishizhuxingdouyouwolaichengdan。”

hanxiaoxiaoxinlianzixiangdao:

liangniandeshijianyezugouzijibajiazudeshiliwanquanzhangkongxialai,daoshihouzheigekexiaodehetonghunyueyeziranyebuxuyaole。

lintianyilenglelengshen,qingxiaozheshuodao:

“neiwozheiliangniandeyishizhuxing……zeze,yejiushishuoniyaobaoyangwobei!”

“niyekeyizheimelijie,benyishangshiweilebuchangniyixie。”

“wohaiyoudianshi,xuyaokuaidianganhuiqu……”

hanxiaoxiaobuyuanduoshuo,yigezhuanshenxiangzheshenhoubuyuanchudebinlimushangzouqu,shenpangdeheiyibaobiaojingenqihou。

“he,zhenshisanshiniandongsanshinianhexi,wolintianyiyeyoubeibaoyangdeyitian!”

xiangzhezijicikeyeshiwuchukequ,haiburuquhanjiacengchicenghe,yushihulintianyishuaichuyigenhuazidiaozailezuibian,kuaibuxiangqianzouqu。

chechuangyaoxia,luchuhanxiaoxiaoneifumeidedongrenxinpodelian。

takanzhediaozheyantoudelintianyi,manliandexianezhise,shuodao:“quhoubian!”

lintianyihaimeizoudaochunbaisedejiazhangbinliqian,jiubeiheiyirenlanlexialai。

“qing!”heiyibaobiaoshenshouxianghou。

“he!”lintianyirengdiaoleyantouyongjiaocaimie,yaoleyaotou,shenshendekanleyiyanhanxiaoxiaoxianghoumiandeaierfazouqu。

cheshanglianggeheiyirenyigesiji,duiyu12renzuocide“shangwuche”xiandedaoshiyouxiekongkuang。

kanzhemianseyansu,daizhemojingdeheiyirenlintianyishenganwuqu。

zuozaichelidelintianyibaiwuliaolaiditaochukoudaizhongxin,zhengshiliumanqingjitaxiedeneifeng。

fenhongsedexinfengshangxiezheyixingduanxiudexiaozi“linshaoqinqi”。

“ha!zhenshimeixiangdao!manqinghaiyouzheimeshaonvdeyimianni!”lintianyixiaozhedakaixinfeng,yizhangdaiyoumeiguihuaxiangdexinzhizhanxianzailintianyidemianqian。

亲爱的王:

cengjiheshi,woyiweicishenghuiguduzhonglao,shenhuanjuezhengdewoxiangyaozaiguxianglequecansheng,shinidechuxianrangwokandaoleguang,bujinzhihaolewodebinggengrangwodeshenghuochongmanlesecai,zicongliangnianqianniduiwoshuodeyifanhuahou,wojiuxiadingjuexincishengfeinibujia。

……

niyizhishuonizhishiyizhisangjiazhiquan,danshiwomingbainishiyizhichenshuidexiongshi,dainisuxingneiyikenidezhuayahuirangshijieweizhizhandou,chengweiwanzhongyangwangdewang,woyuanzuonizuifenglidezhuaya。

wodewang,dengzhewo,guobuleduojiuwojiuhuipeizainishenpang,peiniyiqifukanzheixuanhuadeshijie。

爱你的青青。

lintianyihuanhuanzheshanglefensedexinfeng,jiangtazhengzhongdefangdaolezijideshuangjianbaonei。

huanghujianliumanqingjiuzuozaitadeyanqian,hanqingmaimaidekanzheta。

“shaniu,hebini!”lintianyiqingtanyisheng。

liumanqingdeqingyitaruhebuzhi?

zhishitashenfuxuehanshenchou,neixiechuzaimiwuzhongdechourenrangtagenbenmeiyoutanqingshuoaidexiangfa。

dachouweibao,heyiweijia?

lintianyishenzaichezhong,sixuzaoyifeidaolejiuxiaoyunwai。

“linxiansheng,daole!”zuozaiqianzuodedakuaitouheiyirenchenshengduilintianyishuodao。

huiguoshenlaidelintianyicaifaxian,buzhibujueyijinglaidaoleyichubieshuqu。

ruodadefanggujianzhu,biaobiaozhunzhundelaosiheyuanqunluosheji,menbianshangtangjindexiezhesigedazi,“hanfu”,poyougushiwanggongdachenfudidemoyang。

“qipai!”lintianyikanzhemenkouweiexiongzhuangdeliangzuoyushizizandao。

tamenlinjiayizhibingchiqinjianchijiadejiaxun,yincishishidaidaijuzhuzaihuangchenggenxiadexiaosiheyuanli。

huangchenggendetudiduojinguia!yongcuntucunjinlaixingrongdoushibianyi!

nenggaodaoyichusiheyuanzhu,neiyijingnengchengdeshangshouyantongtianle。

想要气派?别想了!

lintianyixialeche,faxianhanxiaoxiaozaozaihanjiamenkoudengzhezijile。

“lintianyi,yihuijinqujiandaowojiaren,buguantamenshuoshenmenidoubuyaoshuohua,yilvyouwolaihuida!”

hanxiaoxiaozheijuhualvexianchiyi,meiyujiantouluchuhuabukaidelengyi。

lintianyikanzhehanxiaoxiaodianlediantou,kanlaicixingbingbujiandana!

liangrenqianhoujiaozoujinlehanjia。

“you,zheibushiwoqinaidejiejiema?nihaizhidaohuilaia?wohaiyiweinizheibeizidoubuhuitajinhanjiadamenleni!”

yidaoyinyangguaiqideshengyincongqiantingdewolongshibihouchuanlechulai。

yigehehanxiaoxiaozhangdeqibafenshensidenvzicongshibihouzoulechulai,buguoshencaiyangmaozhongjiuxunsejifen。

taweilemibuzheizhongchajuerkeyinongzhuangyanmo,daoxiandefengchenweishizu。

zhibuguozheinvzichuanzheshizaidadan,xingzouzuowojianfengjingzhalu,ranglintianyiduokanlejiyan。

“hanyifei,wodeshinihaiguanbuzheba!”hanxiaoxiaozhuzu,duihanyifeilengshengshuodao。

lairenzhengshihanxiaoxiaotongfuyimudemeimei——hanyifei。

“wodehaojiejie,nizenmenenghemeimeizheimeshuohuani?wozheibushizaixintengnima?nigankuaijinquba,wangdashaokeshizaidatangdengzhenihuilaini!”

“yi?zheigerenkandehaoyanshu?shuaige,nishisheia?”

hanyifeiyizaishibishang,xianglintianyipaozhemeiyan。

“meinv!jieshaoyixia,woshi……”

haimeidenglintianyikaikoujieshi,hanxiaoxiaolvxianhuidaodao。

“tashiwodeweihunfu,lintianyi!”

“weihunfu?hahahaha!hanxiaoxiaonikebiedouwole,nibuhuizhenyiweisuibianlageamaoagouguolai,jiunengjiamaonideweihunfujujuewangdashaoba?”

“wogaosunihanxiaoxiao,zheijiushinidesuming,nirenleba!”

“sheirangnimasidezaoni!sheirangnizaihanjiameiyoukaoshanni!”

hanyifeiyilianchaofeng,yanshenzhongchongchizheyuanhen。

tahenhanxiaoxiao,tahenhanxiaoxiaozhangdepiaoliang,tahenhanxiaoxiaonengdedaodeziyuan,tahenhanxiaoxiaocongxiaodedaolefuqindetengai,tahenhanxiaoxiaoneigesidezaodelaoma……

weilebaofu,tayaobahanxiaoxiaoshenbiandeyiqietongtongnazou,diwei,chongaitadouyao!

ertakouzhongdewangdashaojiushibahanxiaoxiaotuixiangshenyuandezuihouyibu!

“nigangcaishuoshenme?nizaijiwoshuoyibian!”

hanxiaoxiaoyinlengdeshengyinrangzhouweidewendusihudouxiajianglejifen,shiqudemuqinshitaxinzhongyongyuandetong!