第5章 磕头也没红包

haimeidenglintianyikaishixiangshouzheiyikedewencun,neigubingbingliangliangrouruanjiulikailelintianyidezuichun。

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“hanxiaoxiao,niweilejujuewo,nijingran...nijingran...jingrangenzheigefeiwu...”

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“nisuanshenmedongxi,yepeihewobi?”

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“嘘,别说啦!”

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“是!”

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“我们走!”

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“少主!”

“niduishaozhuzuoleshenme?”

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