第2章 不仅揉,还打屁屁?(1451字)

limengyaozhenggerendunshijiubuhaole。

yuanbentingchechangfujin,yinweijingtanlimengyaojueshirongmaodenanshimen,kandaozheiyimu,yegenzhebuhaole。

“laopo,nishuonidoukuailaiyueshile,zenmehaibuzhidaozhenxizijishenti?”

“nibenlaijiutihan,haichuanzheimeshao,pingri.nikendinghaixihuanchiliangxingshiwu,yueshilailebutengcaiguai,buguoniyihoushenbianyouwo,neidoubujiaoshier……”

chendongyibianjilimengyaorouzhexiaofu,yibianchongtachuixuziji。

quemeiliaodao,fanyingguolaidelimengyao,naoxiuchengnuxia,mengyibazhangchaochendongshanleguoqu。

“ai,zheishiganmaa?”chendongganjinqishenbirang,yilianjingya,“laopo,biexianao,jinizhibingni,zheiyaoancuole,nikejiuyaochikutoude!”

“chouliumang,si**,wogennipinle!”

limengyaozhanghongzhelian,tadeshenticongmeibeimoshengnanrenruciqinmijiechuguo!

chendongbuguangpengletayinsibuwei,haidongshouroulebantian,tazenmenengbuzhenao?!

“sheiliumangle?youzheimeshuozijilaogongdema?haiganchaozijilaogongshenshou?”

chendongconglaidoubuguanzhenvren,yishenshoujiubalimengyaogudingzaizijihuaili。

“haole,laopobienaole,nibushilaijiewoqujiyeyekanbingdema?haibuganjindaiwoguoqu?”

“ni,wangbadan……”limengyaobeizhizhu,youjingyounu,fenlizhengzhazhe。

“zenmezheimebutinghuani?nimennvrenzhendeshisantianbudashangfangjiewa,bujidianyanseqiaoqiao,zhenbuzhidaojiasheizaidang!”

chendongshuozhe,yibazhangbuqingbuzhongjiushanzailelimengyaoting.qiaodetunbushang。

“啪!”

fengmantunroudehuidan,bansuiyishengqingcuidexiangsheng。

limengyaoshunjianshihua,dengdazhemeimu,yifubuganzhixindeyangzi!

“guoran,zheibujiulaoshiduole!”chendongmanyidianlediantou,kanfujinweiguanderen,yifujianleguidebiaoqing,haichongrenxiaoxiao。

“liumang,nijurangan……”limengyaofanyingguolai,zhuyidaoweiguanrenqun,zhenggerengengbuhaole。

rensheinenggouxiangdao,youzhesongjiangdiyinvshen,zhizhangshangwanrenjituangongsidelimengyao,jingranhuibeirenguangtianhuarizhixiada**?!

limengyaochedifengkuang,hunranwangjiyiqie,jiuyaogenchendongsichepinming。

ranerjiuzaizheishihou,tashenshangshouji**,turanxiangqi。

“mengyao,chendongjiedaomeiyou?yeyedebingyoufanle,niganjinbarendaidaoyiyuanlai!”

“ba,neigeliumangqifuwo!”

“tazenmeqifunile?weishenmeqifuni?”

“ta,tashanglaijiushuowoyoubing,haimowo……”limengyaoyilianweiquduizijifuqingaozhuang。

yiwaide,dianhuaneitouqueshuodao:“chendongjiranzheimeshuo,kendingyoutadedaoli。”

“shenme……”limengyaobuganzhixin,“ba,tamingmingjiushiqifuwo,nibuguandema?”

“nimenmashangjiushifuqile,xiaoliangkoudadanaonaobuhenzhengchangma?”dianhuaneitouyuqiyouxiebunaifan。

“jiranrenyijingjiedaole,jiuganjinsongguolai,niyeyehaidengzhetajiumingni!”

“liumang,hailengzheganshenme?shangchea!”

limengyaoguaduandianhua,qibudayichulai。

chendongyanqueshizhuziyizhuan,youyizhengguta,“zheijiushiniqiurendetaidu?”

“nibiebushihaodai!womeizhuijiunizerenjiusuanbucuole!”limengyaoyijingchulilefennu。

yaoshiciketadeyanshennengsharen,chendongkongpayijingbeitadeyanshen,qiegedezhiliposui。

“jirannizheimeshuo,neixianzaiyaoxiangrangwoshangche,kejiubuzhishiqiuwoneimejiandanle!”chendongdaxiao。

“nibuyaotaiguofen!”limengyaoganjuezijideyanzhuzidouyaoshaozhele。

“neijiumeideshangliang,fanzhengzhejideyoubushiwo。”chendongshuowan,zhuanshenjiuzou。

“shangche,womashangjinizhuanyiqianwan!”

“yiqianwanhenduoma?”chendongchixiao。

limengyaochedibengkuile,“neinidaodixiang**shenme?”

“zheijiuduilema!”chendongzhuanshen,“gaijiaoshenme,qiurenshenmetaidu,buyongwojiaoniba?”

limengyaozhendeshicongweijianguo,rucihouyan**zhitu。

danrangtawunaideshi,ciketawanquanbeiyanqiandenanrenjinaniezhule。

“zenmeyang?buxingbiemianqiang,woshicongbuweinannvrende!”chendongdexiaolichongmancuxia。

limengyaodexiaoquantoushang,guanjiedoubeitaniedaofabai,zhandoudepinlvhefudu,xianluchutacikeneixindebupingjing。

“求你……”

tuchuzheilianggezi,limengyaojihuyongjinlezijiquanshendeliliang。

“nigensheishuohuani?”chendongxiaodeyiweishenzhang:“woshinideshei~”

limengyaodelian,shashijianyipiantonghong,xiaoquantouniedegazhizuoxiang。

“woqiunile,lao!gong!”