第5章
“shifu，zhei、zheishizenmehuishia？”
rongzhuangnanzijijingyouxidiwangzheliulaoyezi。
“shifu，ninhuifule！”
tangzhuangnanziyeshijidongwanfen。
liulaoyeziqueshinudengliangrenyiyan，“danganshanlizhishou，dengxiahenimensuanzhang！neiweixiaoxianshengzainali？”
tingdaozheihua，liangrenhuxiangduishiyiyan，tangzhuangnanzikaikoudao：“shifu，nandaoninlaorenjiadebing，zhenshigangcaineigexiaohuozizhihaode？”
liulaoyezishuodao：“shenmexiaohuozi？kuaikuaijiangneiweidashiqinglai！”
suoyourendoumengle，youqishineixueshenyiheliuqian。
原来世上真有奇人？
“kuai，kuaiquqingneiweiyexiansheng！”
“longge，haishiwoxiongdiliangqinziquqingbijiaohao。”
“对！”
rongzhuangnanzihetangzhuangnanzi，lijiqianwangbieshudedixiashi。
buyihuier，yeyijiuzailiangrendepeitongxiahuidaoliulaoyezidefangjian。
liulaoyezijidong，shuangxiwanquzhunbeixiagui。
bijingshizhangzhe，yeyijianzhuanglijishangqiantuoqiliulaoyezi。
“xianshengduilaoxiuentongzaizao，qingshoulaoxiuyibai！”
liulaoyezijidongwanfendidaoxie。
yeyidandanyixiao，“jushouzhilao，laoyezibubiguahuai。”
yipangdeliuqianpotiweixiao，zhijiepuguolaibaozheyeyi，“zhiqianshiwocuoguainile，duibuqi，xiexieniyeyi！”
zheiyijudong，gaodeyeyipoweiganga，bijingtazijijuedeheliuqianwanquanbushu。
buguo，liuqianzhaogutasannian，weileyanjiubingqing，shenzhibangyeyicaxishenti，doushiliuqianqinliqinwei，suoyizailiuqiankanlai，taheyeyineishixiangdangdeshu。
“呵呵呵。”
liulaoyezikandaozheiyimu，zuijiaogouqiyimocixiangdexiaorong。
“duilelaoyezi，nideshentizhishizanshihuifu，ruoxiangquanyu，bixuzhongsuxuewei，zheidaoshiyoudiannanban。”
guolepianke，yeyitixingdao。
tingdaoyeyidehua，zhongrenzaidujinzhangqilai。
yipangdelongshuai、hushuai，tongshidanxiguidi：“yexiansheng，qingninyidingyaozhihaowoshifu，buguanshenmedaijia，woxiongdierrendouyuanyifuchu！”
liulaoyeziduizheilianggexiaoshundetudi，yegandaoshifenxinwei，pingrilizhishibiaomianyanlibale。
yeyifuqierren，liandao：“liangweifangxin，wohuijinli。”
zheishihou，neiweixueshenyiqueshiyilianhuyidizoudaoliulaoyezigenqian，“laoyezi，kefourangwotininbabamai？”
jibianjiandaoliulaoyezihuifu，xueshenyiyebuganxiangxinzheishizhende，tahuaiyiyeyiyongleshenmexiefa！
liulaoyezidao：“laoxue，zheixienianxinkunile，wodeshentiwozijizhidao，bamaijiububile。”
xueshenyizhidezuoba，ranhouzhuanxiangyeyi，“yedashi，buzhinishifouyouhouxuzhiliaofangan，kefoushuoyuzaixiatingyiting？”
yeyizuijiaoyitiao，kanxiangzheimingguzhuanglaozhe，“xueshenyizheishizaihuaiyiwo？”
xueshenyidandandao：“bugan，shiguanzhongda，zhishixiangyuyedashitantaoyier。”
yeyisonglesongjian，wusuoweididao：“qishiyejiandan，lingxiushanchuanzhizhong，zangyoubaoshou，zhiyaozhaodaobaoshouquqijingmai，wofuyixuanhuangningxuezhenfa，jilaoyezifengchujigexueweijike，buzhixueshenyiyoumeiyougenghaodebanfa？”
tingdaozheihua，xueshenyilengzaidangchang，youxiezhandoudao：“nijingzhidaobaoshou，haizhidaoxuanhuangningxuezhenfa！”
suoweidexuanhuangningxuezhenfa，shizaoyishichuandeyizhongzhongyiguzhenfa，duiyuneishangzhiliaoyouqixiao！
zheixueshenyishenweilongxiaguyiweiyichuanchengren，yezhitingshuoguo，bingmeiyouxuedao。
yeyidao：“zenme，xueshenyijuedewobupeima？”
xueshenyihuangmangditou，banguizaidishang，dao：“buganbugan，shizaixiayouyanbushitaishan，tangtule，haiwangyexianshengshuzui。”
jianxueshenyidoubianderucigongqian，liulaoyeziyelijigongshou：“wodebingjiuyangzhangxianshengle。”
yiwuzideren，kanxiangyeyideyanshenyeyousuobianhua，yanshenlidouchongmanlejingwei。
yeyidiandiantou，dao：“zhiyaozhaodaobaoshoujingmai，suishizhaowojiuxing，shizaizhaobudao，wozaiyongqitabanfa，gaoci。”
shuowan，yeyizhuanshenjiuzou。
liulaoyezidingzheyeyidebeiying，xinqingfuza，lianmangxunwenliuqian：“guaisunnv，nishizenmeyuyedashijieshide？”
liuqianxianglexiang，jianmingeyaohuida：“tashiwodeyigebingren，tanhuanlesannian，jintianshangwuhuranjiuxingle，haiqianyiyuanshijiwanyiyaofei，batuijiupao。woyeshituorendating，caizhaodaoletadezhuchu，buguokanyangziyeyidejiajingbingbuzenmeyang，tamuqinzhuzaifeipinhuishouzhan。”
liulaoyezidunshizhoumei，“shenme？yedashitamuqinzhuzailajihuishouzhan？”
liuqiandiandiantou，ruoyousuosi，“ng！wotingrentiqiguo，yeyihunmideshihou，tajiahaoxiangbeishenmerenduolejiachan，caihuilunluozhici。”
liulaoyezidanu，“qiyoucili。guaisunnv，niganjinzhuishangyedashi，songqushiyizhenjin，lingwaibixujiyedashihetamuqinanpaihaozhuchu。”
liuqianyingdao：“haode，yeye，wozheijiuquban。duile，womenjiaqixiayougewuxingjijiudianzaifujin，anpaiyeyihetamuqinzhu，ninkanguigegoubugou？”
liulaoyezihaimeidahua，yipangdelongshuai，yejiushizhangxiaolongkaikoudao：“yedashijiulelaoyezideming，wokanyinggaibazhengzuojiudiandousongjitacaishi，fouzexiandewomenmeichengyi。”
liulaoyeziweiweidiantou，“dui，suannixiaozikaiqiaole，jiuzheimeban。”
“hao，wozhidaole。”liuqianlijichumen。