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三小时前
许雾穿书了。
chuanjinleyibenguzaodebazongwen。
chuandaolenanzhudeweihunqishenshang，haishundaigendafanpaijinxingleyichangshentishangdeshenrujiaoliu。
dangshidetabuqingxing，yiweishizijibingrugaohuangzuodeyichangchunmeng。
bijingzaixianshishehui，talianaimeitanguo，genyixingshoudoumeiqianguo，pengdaozheimegeshuaiderenshengongfendezhu，bachibuzhuyeshishuzhengchang。
kepadeshitashuideshidafanpai。
neigequanshuzhongzuidadefengpi，dongbudongjiuwanqiujinneitao，pianzhikuangyige！
bierenchuanshubushinvzhu，zhishaoshigenvpeihaidaixitongdeneizhong，tadaohao，zhijiechuanchengnannvzhuganqinglajindedianjiaoshi，guanjianshikechongchulaixianhainvzhu，ranhoubeinanzhugadiao！
完了完了！
彻底完了！
xuwushenkeyishidaolezheiyidian。
tabuguangshuilefanpai，haizhalenanzhu！
妈的！
taxianzaijiudepao，chenzhefanpaishuizhe，nengtaoduoyuanjiuduoyuan！
“quna？”xuwugangbashenzinuodongjicun，yaoshangbiangushangleyigedazhang，batazhongxinlahui，endesiside，“zheimenengnaidejiwoxiayao，ng？”
许雾：“！！！”
卧槽！
卧槽槽槽！
【tajitaxiayao？youmeiyougaocuo？tachuanguolaideshihoushizheidafanpai，xiangmeipengguonvrensidebataenzailuodichuangqiankuangqin，yongtaneishuanghaokandetaohuayangoudetashanggoude，xianzaidaodayipa？】
“你在说什么？”
xuwujiangyingdechelechechunjiao，manyouyoudezhuanguoshen，gubudeyaoshangdesuanruan，taohaodeshuo，“womeishuoshenmeya，wo.......”
【xiayaodeyoubushiwo！shuideshihoubietiduozhudongle，tishangkuzijiuburenren，zhanan！nanguaijiuzhinengdanggefengpifanpai。】
xiejinghuaiweiweimiyan，kanzheyanqianmingmeideliandan，mingmingmeiyouzhangkoushuohua，dantaquenengtingjiantaxinlisuoxiang。
youqu，jianghuaixudeweihunqizhenzhenshiyouqu！
xiejinghuaichunjiaoeliedegouqi，zhangxinzhangzhetaceyaoyongli。
“wung～”xuwubeizheigounanrenendeyaoteng，pianpianbunengnadaomingmianshanglai，shenchushouhuaizhutabozi，yongzijidouexindeshengyin，jiaodididao，“ninongtengwole～”
“gangcaizenmebuhanteng？”xiejinghuaiyoushijiadianlidao，“xianzaihanshenme？”
【mamaya！zheibiaoqingzheidongzuo，tabudangfanpaisheidangfanpai，wodoupataxiayimiaoqiazijibozi，zenmeban，xianzaigentashuoshigewuhui，taxiangxindegailvyoujicheng？】
误会？
xiejinghuaixiazhangdemouziyoushenyipian。
相信几成？
yichengdoubuhuixin，zheinvrenshengxingelie，jitaxiayaojiushiweilebatazhangwozaishouli，guanjianshijitaneiaidesiquhuolaideweihunfuyifenzhuli。
【kaokaokao！dafanpaizheimedingzhewozuoshenme？nanbuchengtafaxianyuanzhuyuanlaidejihuale？zhunbeilaiyiboxianrentiao，yishanbuzhengdelouzhuta，ranhourangrenpaizhaoweixie？】
仙人跳？
原来是这样。
xiejinghuaihuangrandawu，shixianyicunbuluodedingzaitajingcaifenchengdexiaolianshang。
【jiuming！jiuming！！！woyemeiweixiedaonia，haijinibaibaishuile，yuanzhulinikemeishuidaoyuanzhu，haibeitananiele，jilenanzhuyikuaichengxidedipi。】
xiejinghuaijianzhiyaobeitanaozixiangdeneixiedongxiqixiaole。
meishuidaorenhaibeiweixiele，jijianghuaixuyikuaichengxidedipi？
bieshuomeishuidaoren，jiusuanshixianzaishuidaole，tazhaoyangbuhuijijianghuaixuchengxidedipi。
taxiaoweihunqizhudongsongshangmenlaide。
xiejinghuaizixipinlepingangcaifanyunfuyudeziwei，tazheixiaoweihunqishenjiaotiruan，jiaodehaihaoting，chuqudiyicideshengse，zongtidetiyanganshibucuode。
xuwukanzhetadongbudongjiuchechunxiaoyixia，xindoudaosangziyanle。
不管了！
tagouzhetabozideshoumanmanshoulong，linglongdequtitieshangtade，qinleqintadechunjiaosushuozijideaiyi，“jinghuaigege，woqishiyizhixihuandeshini，zuotadeweihunqibingfeiwobenyi，shiwofumu，tamen........”
xuwuqiadaohaochudetingxia，yanshenwumengmengde，zhiyaoxiejinghuaishaojiadiaochajiuzhidaoyuanzhudeyuanshengjiatingbuxingfu，jialirenquanbuzhuanchongdidi，tajiushigekelianbabadelianyingongjuren。
zhengqiaoyuanzhuxihuanjianghuaixu，jianghuaixuyouxiangliyongyuanzhujialideshili，yipaijihejiubahunlidingxiale。
【nikeyidingyaofangguowoa！wozhenshiwugudegongjuren！！】
“xihuanwoa？”tingzhetadexinsheng，xiejinghuaiciyadesangyinyonglandezuanjinxuwuerzhong，“yongshijixingdonglaizhengming。”
许雾：“？”
【wocao！zheifanpaibuhuihaixianglaiyichangshendujiaoliuba？！wodexiaoyaohaisuanzhe，taganggangyetingmailide，zongyuwuduhuibuhuibutaihao？】
xiejinghuaiyitouheixian，tanagezishuoyaogentajixushenrujiaoliule？
【youshizheizhongyanshen？womeidongzuodafanpaibukaixinle？】
xuwuhedeyigejiling，limacoushangquwentadechun。
meishenmejiqiao，zuozuozuodeluanqin。
dengtaqingoule，xiejinghuaicaiyouyourandedianqingshijixingdongdaodishishenme。
tashuo：“zaijiehundianlishangshuailejianghuaixu。”