第二章
huidaojiali，jiangyuanjiangzhengzaizijidegongzuoshilimangliuzhe。
tingjianwodeshengyinyebuchulai，zhishihanleyisheng：“ganjinzuofanba，doujidianle，sunzimashangjiuyaofangxuele。”
wozhanzaiketing，shunzhemenfengkanxiangfuanhuihaodejiangyuanjiang。
nianjinqishi，rengranshenzibiting，bujiandangnianfengcai，lianshangdepifusuiransongchile，keluotuodelunkuoyijiuyingjun。
huihaopomojiandezixinshentai，lingrenshenshenlunxian。
jianwobantianmeiyoudongjing，jiangyuanjiangyoubunaifandecuiculeyibian。
“lengzheganshenmeni，woshuohuanitingdaomeiyoua，nishixiangrangerzileileyitianhuijialianfandouchibushang，haishixiangrangsunzifangxuehaideezheduzixiezuoye？”
woshouhuishixian，kanzheruodadeyilouketing。
qiangbishangguamanleyijiarendeheying，yijijiangyuanjiangweijiarenmenqinshousuohuadexiaoxiang。
weidumeiyouyifushiwode。
neiguyujieyuxiongdefenmenhebuganpotuerchu，wohandao：“huahuahua，nimeitianyihuilaijiuzuanjinzijidehuashi，zheigejiashiwoyigerendema，haishishuozheixiehaizidoushiwozijidezeren，nidoutuixiulejiangjiaoshou，daodimeitiandouzaizheimepinmingdehuashenme！”
jiangyuanjiangbeiwohoudeyileng。
bumandefangxiabi，meihaoqidedunangleyiju：
“gennizheiyangdisuderenmeiyoushenmehaoshuode，yishushizhongshendezaoyi，riridoudejianchi，nidongshenme。”
worengdiaoshoulidebao，zhijiechongdaolejiangyuanjiangdemianqian，xiangwaizhizheketingqiangbishangdeneixiehua。
“haoa，ririjianchidedajiaoshou，ninengbunenggaosuwo，weishenmenijianchilejishinian，huajinlesuoyouren，jiushimeiyouyifuhua，shiweiwohuade！”
jiangyuanjiangbeiwoqishixiongxiongdemoyangnongdemeixinweicu，bumandexianghoutuiletuiwo。
“bienonghuaiwodehualiushuiqing，niyigejiatingfunvdongshenme，zuohaonizijifenneideshiqingjiuhao，huanichulaiyoushenmeyong，hebizitaomeiqu。”
wokanzheta，shunjianbinglengdebujinjinshiwodeshenti。
“neihuasheibujiaozitaomeiqu，jiangyuanjiangnigaosuwo，pingshenmewojiugaishichaimiyouyandejiatingfunv，weinifengxianleyibeizicaochijiating，daotoulaihaiyaobeinixianqi！”
jiangyuanjiangbunaiderengdiaomaobi，zaizhanbushangjianqiyichuanxixiaodemodian。
“liushuiqingnijintianfashenmeshenjing，zaiwaimianshoushenmeqileyaohuilaigenwomeishizhaoshi，biebanicaishichangpofumajiedebenshiyongdaojiali。”
“低俗，**！”
wozichaodexiaole，xiaozhexiaozheyanleishunjianliulechulai。
kanzhejiangyuanjiangyiliandexiane，wotuokouerchu：“jiangyuanjiang，shijiyanxiyunhuahua，caibudisu，caibu**ma？”
jiangyuanjiangshudizhengzhu，yongyizhongwufaxingrongdebiaoqingshenshizhewo。
woyiweitahuizhiwenwozenmezhidaoyanxiyunde，huozhehuijinghuangshicuo，danyouwochajueletade**。
bijingjishiniandexiangchu，womengongtongjianqilezheigejia，rujinersunraoxi，taduoshaohuiyouyidiandiandeyilianhebushe。
fouzedehua，weishenmetamentoutouxiangchulesanshinian，jiangyuanjiangdoumeiyougenwotichuguolihun。
kesheizhi，jiangyuanjiangzaiduanzandedaizhizhihou，jizhuanerlaideshiqiansuoweiyoudefennu。
tamuziyuliededengzhewo，neibiaoqingheguoqusuoyoudebumanhexianetongtongbutong，shiyizhonggewaidezhenguidebaobeibeirenshanghaishidejingkong。
“liushuiqingwojinggaoni，nizenmegenwonaodoumeiguanxi，buzhunqudaraoxiyundeshenghuo！”