guchuandeanweishifenyouxiao，gongyezhibaolaoshilexiaqu。
gaoshao、kongju、beitongyijiyaowudezuoyongle，gongyezhibaohenkuaijiuchenshuilexiaqu。
shouyangleyizhixiaoluoli，guchuandexinqingfeichangdebucuo。
daizhegangjiandaodechongwuhuijia，kanzhezangxixidexiaoluoli，guchuanxianqidebatarengdaolegebiwoshidechuangshang，xileyigezaozhihouhuidaozijiwoshi，kaishizaizuzhideluntanfenxiangzijidexiyue。
zuzhideluntanfeichangdeyinmi，napashifbiheribengongandoubunenggongpo。
erzuzhiluntandedengluzige，zhiyouzuzhidedaihaochengyuan，yijizhixiadehexinchengyuankeyihuode。
zailuntanlimian，doushiyixiezuzhifabudelingsanrenwu，yixiezhongyaodeshiqingbuhuizaizheishangmianfabu。zuzhidedaihaochengyuanmenzailuntanshanghuoyuedeshihou，duoxihuanniming，bingbuhuibaoluzijidedaihao，danyeyouliwai。
jundu：gangjiandaoyizhichongwu，henkaixin，wozhunbeibatayangda。kexiluntanbunengfangtu，nimenbuzhidaoneigexiaowanyiyouduokeai。
guchuangangfachuquxiaoxi，jiuyouyidaduichonglangxuanshouchulailiuyan。
beiermode：nishangciyangdewangba，zuochengdewangbatanghenhaohe。shangshangciyangdexianrenqiu，zaojiubeishuipaolanle，xiwangnizheiciyangdeshijianzhangyidian。
jundu：bixude，zheiciwoyaoyangyinian！！
beiermode：hehe，qidaiba。
qinjiu：wobushijiaojileniyigerenwuma？
jundu：guaiqiao~yaobubawoxiageyuedegongzifale？
qinjiu：nixiayiniandegongzidouyijingfameile。
guchuanfenfenderengdiaoshouji，yuanbenxiangzhehenimenfenxiangyixiawodexiyue，meixiangdaozhengqiaoqinjiuneigesaoxingdejiahuoyezai。
呸呸呸！
晦气！
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diertianyizao，gongyezhibaomimihuhudezhengkaiyanjing。
ciyandeyangguangzhaozaitadelianshang，baisedaguasisidetiezaitadeshenshang，quanshenyijiuzaifatang，diyiyankandaodeshipazaitamianqianyongtanjiudeyanshendaliangzhetadeguchuan。
jing，liangrendouguiyideanjing。
“xiaodongxi，nijiaoshenmemingzi？”guchuanmolemoxiaoluolizangxixidetoufa。
gongyezhibaobuganshuohua，zhishimomodedizhetou。
“xiaodongxi，nixiangjianshiyixiagegenengrangrennaodongdakaidemofama？”
“wojiaohuiyuanai。”gongyezhibaozhiyonglelingdiansanmiaojiuweizijixianghaoleyigemingzi。
“ngng，wojiaoguchuan。”guchuanyehenlimaodeweixiaoaishuolezijidemingzi。
xiaoairuoruodedizhetou，tabuzhidaoguchuanzheigemingzi，danduijunduzheigedaihaoruleiguaner。zixiaobeiyangzaizuzhidechunheierdai，xinggeniuqubiantai，sharenbuzhengyan，shigebuzhebukoudewentiertong，napashiqinjiuyoushiduitadoufeichangdewunai。
erqie，tahaishichujuejiejiedexingxingzhe。
“wofashaole，nengrangwohuijiama？”xiaoaiqieshengshengdewendao。
“huijia?niyigezaidajieshangshuaxinchulaidexiaoluoli，shimeiyoujiadea。buguonifangxin，gegehenrexinchangde，yihounijiukeyizhuzaiwozheilile。wojializhenghaoyoulianggewoshi，nishuozheiqiaobuqiao。”guchuanmozhexiaoaidenaodaixiangyigezhixindedagege。
“我……”
“nixiangkankangegenengrangrennaodongdakaidemofama？”guchuanpailepaixiaoaidexiaonaodai。
xiaoaizheicaibutilikaideshiqing，yinwei，guchuanzhendehuirangrennaodongdakai。
“neinengbunengjiwoyixieyao，woxianzaihaizaifashao。”xiaoaiyouruoruodewendao。
“dangrankeyi，wojializuibuquedejiushiyaole，nidengyihui。”
guchuandayingdehengancui，maliudehuizijidewoshi，conglimianzhaochulaiyixiepingpingguanguandeyao，yigunaodedounaguolaijixiaoai。
“kankanba，nixiangchishenme，zheiliyingyoujinyou。”guchuanxianbaoyiyangfenxiangzijideyaowu。