第六章装糊涂
daofeixiashandeshihouzhenghaoyuzhongbuzaijia。yinchaozhongyoushi，taqianwangjingdou，kongpayigeyueyeweibinenghuilai。lijiaqian，tazhufuyuqingyaotingniangdehua，guaiguaidebiechuanghuo。
yuqingdiantou，gongsongyuzhonglilecheng。
zhuaner，yuqinghuanhu，zheixiazi，wuzhouchengmeirenyadezhutale。
taniangbingfeiqinniang，shiyuzhongdeerfang。qinniangzaoyilishi，yuqingxianglaibudalizheierniang。tafeidanguanbuzhuyuqing，fanershifenqianjiuta。
zheitian，sanshiwugedahanzoujinleyufu。
diyicilaizheimehaohuadefangzili，kuangqiehaishiyuzhongdajiangjundejia。tamenbumianjushuqilai，kenengshikuixinshizuoduole，youxiehaipa，zeitouzeinaode，fanerxiangshilaitoudongxi。
“ei，nimennengbunengbayaotingqilai，xianzaiwomenshizhengjingren，biehaishiyifuzeiyangzi。”lianshengzhizhetamen，jiaoyudao。“erlengzi，bieduozaimenhou，ganjinchulai。niqiaoqiaoni，wudasancude，zahaixianggepaxiudexiaoguniangli，diubudiulian。”
erlengzicongmenhoutanchunaodai，dao：“dawang，nibuzhidao，wonianqingdeshihoupiqilie，xihuandajia。youyicichenzheyeheifenggao，woheledianjiu，bayufudejiadingdaleyidun。neijiadinghuiquzhaolaishibingzhunbeiganwo，haihaowopaodekuai，yikouqipaodaogouershan。xianzainijiaowolaiyufu，woyaoshiyujianta，tadingyaozouwohai。”
lianshengzhenxiangjitayibazhang。
tangtanggouershandetufei，pazheipaneide，nengbunengyoudianchuxi？
“nimendoubuyaopa，jintianwojiaonimenlai，shiyaogaosunimen，womenfacaidejihuidaole。”lianshengzhanzaigaotaishangshuozhe，taixiadexiaodimenananjingjingdewangzheta。
ertongziwen：“dawang，zenmefacai？”
“zheigewentiwendehao，”lianshenghedao，“jiexialai，womenlongzhongdehuanyingbendawangdelaoban，yuqingxiaojie。dajiaguzhang！”
taixiaxiaodimen‘pilipala’degenzheguzhang。
cuiyingchanfuzheyuqingzoulechulai，shenhougenzheqibamingnanpu。
jintianyuqinghualezhuang，chuanshangletayonglinghuaqiantoutoumaideqingshaliuliqun，toushangdaimanlejinyinshoushi，xiandebiyiwangchengshuxie。tabiaoqingzhuangzhong，daizheqianxiao，yifufurenzhitai。
zheishilianshengjitachudezhuyi。
jiaotadabandechengshuwenzhongyidian，zheiyangcainengshuliweixin。
xingfenzhi+99jinzhangzhi+99
yuqinghenxingfen，danyehenjinzhang，jintianchenzheyuzhongbuzaijia，zijihaohaoguobadarenyin。zheijianlugudequnzihaishiqunianxiatiantoutoumaide，jintianzhenghaochuanshangzhuangzhuangchengshu。
zhanzaiyuqingshenpangdecuiyingchongzhelianshengzhazhayan，songlaiyigefeiwen……
爱慕值+99
**，gun！
lianshengjimangdao：“jiexialai，youyuqingxiaojiejinimentanhua。”
掌声再起！
yuqingshuangshoufangzaixiaofu，weiweixiao，limaodetideshaoshaowanyao，tajiuxiangshiyigesuzhijuejiadedajiaguixiu。tadao：“shouxian，huanyingdajiadedaolai，wobiaoshishifengaoxing。”
sanshiwugexiaodibiaoshihenmeng，huashuoyuqingxiaojiekebushizheigexingzi。
“congjintianqi，nimenjiushiwoyujiaderen。buguo，nimenbubitingwodefenfu，nimenjixuyoulianshenglaiguanli。”yuqingguyibayuqifangman，xiandewenrouerchengshu。
lianshengbiezhexiao，kanguanletadejixingzi，xianzairangtawenzhongqilai，shizaishiweiqutale！
woduyimaoqian，zaiguoshifenzhongtajiuzhuangbuxiaqule。
“xiaojie……laoban，wodangniandalenifushangdeyiweijiading，xianzaitayinggaibuhuizhaowobaochouleba？”erlengzixiaohehedewendao。
yuqingshuodao：“nifangxin，womenyufuzuijiangjiuwenminghexie，meiyiweijiadingdoushishanliangyouhaoderen，tamenbuhuijichou。rujinruoshiyujianni，kongpahaihuihengaoxing。”
“zhendema？neiwopobudeyidexiangyaoyujiantale，”erlengzidao。
“zhunihaoyun！”yuqingweiweixiao。
ertongziduizheyuqingyouwen：“laoban，womenxianzaishiniyufuderenle，yihouwomenchuqudajie，shibushikeyizhijiebaonideminghui？”
“qin，bukeyideyo，laiwoyufuzuoshi，jiudaibiaonimenyihoubuzaishishanfeidaozeile，nimenbukeyiluanlaiyo！”yuqingweiweixiao。
“shenme？buqiangqianle？”ertiaozidajing。
“tianna，woyijingxiguanqudajiederizile，xianzaijiaowobuganle，wojuedewohennanshiying。”
“对啊对啊。”
“dangtufeishiwomendelaobenxing，bunengdiuya！”
“ai，woshisansuijiudangtufei，xianzaisanshisuile，woyijingshenshendexihuanshangleneigezhiye。”
“tiankebeng，dikelie，wobukeyibudangtufei！”
……
dezhibunengzaidangtufei，sanshiwugedahanfenfentaolunqilai，niyijuwoyijudeshuogemeitingmeiwan。jijizhazhade，zheidayuanbingbuda，suoyixiandeshifencaoza，jiaorenxinfan。
yuqingweiweixiao，wen：“qin，nimenkeyibizuijixutingwojiangma？”
keyitaixiayilundezhengqijing，sheidoumeitingjianyuqinglimaoerwenroudexunwen，faneryilundegengdashengle。
“woertongzishibasuineiniankaishizuotufei，neishihou，wofashi，woyaorenrenzhenzhendezuohaozheigezhiye。”
“woyeyeshitufei，wodieshitufei，woyeshitufei。wobunengduibuqiwodeyeyehediea！”
“wojiaoergouzi，wojialijiutebieqiong，congxiaowodiewoniang……wuwu！”
yuqingjuedezheigeshijiezhenqiguai，yaobushizijizhongxiesidedayinglianshengrangtamenlaijializuoshi，tashijuebuhuirangtamenlaide，bijingshiyiquntufei，zhongrenxianqi。ketayade，zheiqunrenzhendedianfulezijiduitufeiderenzhiya，tamenjuranhaishebudedangtufei。
matamen‘gougaibulechishi’，yesuanshiwurulegoua。
yuqingkanleyiyanliansheng。
愤怒值+299
lianshengshuangyanyiliang，zhuangbuxiaqule。
“quanbujibenxiaojiebizui，”yuqinghoudao。
suoyourenyileng，fenfenkanxiangyuqing。
“nimenzheiqunren，shibushibenxiaojiehaohaogennimenjianghua，nimenbuting？feiyaobenxiaojiegennimendongnu？haoa，jirannimenxihuanzheiyang，neibenxiaojiejiubugennimenkeqile。”
yuqingxinliqia，zaozhidaojiubutinglianshengde，zijizhuangshenmechengshuwenzhongya，fanerbeitamenrenweizijihaoqifu。haishipolayidianshufu，xiangmajiuma，buzhezheyanyan。
愤怒值+99
愤怒值+199
……
“哈哈！”
kanjianbuduanzengjiadeqingxuzhi，lianshengrenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
yuqingdenglelianshengyiyan，lianshengjimangbishangzui。
“zuirangbenxiaojieqifendejiushini，”yuqingzhizheyilianmengbideerlengzi，“nigandawoyufudejiading。nizhibuzhidao，woyufuxianglaiyouchoubaochou，youyuanbaoyuan。”
“niganggangbushishuoyufujiadinggegeyouhaoshanliangma？nijuranpianwo，nizheirenhuaidehen！”erlengzidunangdao。
“benxiaojiejiushipiannile，niyouruhe？wodiekeshiyuzhongdajiangjun，wokeshitadebaobeiguinv，nandaonihaixiangduiwoyoufeifenzhixiangbucheng？”yuqingkebiehuaile，jiangguizuzinvdexingzibiaoxiandelinlijinzhi。
erlengzibuganshuohuale，kelianbabadekanxiangliansheng，shuodao：
“dawang，taqifuwo！”
lianshenggongshoudao：“bendawang……henshicankuiya！”
“xianzai，nimendedawang，shibenxiaojiedepuren，suoyi，woshinimendezhongjitoumu，dongleba？”yuqingqiaoqixiaba，youxieqiaopi，youxiekeai，youxieqianbianya！
什么？
大王成男仆了？
“wanwanmeixiangdaoa，womenxinmuzhongwanmeiwuquededawang，ninjingranbaizaileyuqingdaxiaojiedeshiliuqunxia！”ergouzixintongbuyi，lianliantanxi，shuangshoupaidazhexiongtang。
ertongzidao：“dawangdoubaile，womenyouheliyoububaini？”
“duia，womenyeyuanyibaizaiyuqingdaxiaojiedeshiliuqunxia！”
yuqingnaolenaonaodai，zheihuatingzhezenmezheimebieniu？
lianshengzoushangqian，fahua：“zhongweixiongdi，xiangxinwodexuanze，xiangxinnimensuoxuanzede。yuqingxiaojiedejintian，jiushizhongxiongdidemingtian。daqijingshen，rangwomenfajiazhifu！”
shuowan，lianshengyileng，zijizenmexiangshizaigaochuanxiaoya！
不过这不重要了。
“haiyouyigeyuejiushibenxiaojiedeshengri，woyijingfachuqingjian，yaoqinglegedawangsunguizu。suoyi，xiaolizi，nizhiyouyigeyuedeshijian，buyaorangwoshiwangyo！”yuqingshuodao。
“wangsunguizulimian，youduoshaoxiaojie？”lianshengwen。
鄙夷值+60
“……”李安生。
“nibieguanduoshaoxiaojie，fanzhenghenduo，erqiedoushixiefuguirenjia，niyaoshibiaoxianhaole，shuobuding……heihei。”yuqingxieeyixiao，youxiediaopi，youxiejiaorentaoyan。
lianshengjihu：“womaiyibumaishen！”
“benxiaojiekeshebudemaini，nizheimeshuai，zheimehaowan！”yuqingshuodao。
“heihei，wojiuzhidaoxiaojienishebudewo！”lianshengxiaoxixidecouleguoqu，shenshouweiyuqingnieleniejian。
嫉妒值+299
李安生笑容凝固！
woshuocuiyingyahuan，wobuyaonideqingxuzhi，qiunila，nixihuanwona？wogaihaibuxingma？