【宿主要打开吗？】
“buyao！”yeyiyiguoduanyaotou，mianfeimeihaohuo，xiuxiangrangtashangdang！
【suzhushuoshenme？qingdadianshenge~haode，xianzaijinruzuihoulibaokaiqidaojishi3、2、1！】
【gongxisuzhuyeyiyi，chenggongkaiqixinrendalibao！】
【huode‘yijibizhongwan’*1，‘shengzilewuyou’koufuye*1，‘chanhoulamahuifuwan’*1，‘lameifengxiongjingyou’*1，‘**chanchanlu’*1】
【suzhuzhenshiyunqibaopeng！rang‘xiaohyihao’wo，haoshengxianmuni~~】
chalichaqidexiaonaiyin，dadeyeyiyiwushugecuoshoubuji！
就......
极其王炸！
erqiezheixiedongxi，tingmingzijiudaidianyanse，shizenmehuishi？
wangzhemomingqimiaochuxianzaizijimianqiandezheiyidui‘wan’a，‘lu’ashade，yeyiyirenzhuxiangyaotuokouerchudejianjiao！
“neishenmexiaohyihaoshiba？mafanninengjianduande，bashiqinglailongqumai，jiwoxushuyixiama？”
yeyiyitiaomei，zheiyoushishengzixitongde，youshixinshoudalibaode。
还有这些玩儿意？
daodishiyaorangtaganma！！
yeyiyizhengmengquanzhijian，jiutinghuolisishedexiaonaiyinzaizijinaohailizaicixiangqi：
【haode！suzhuyeyiyi！nideyaoqiuyijieshou，xianzaijiurangwo，laijinijiandanjieshaoyixiaba！】
【suzhu，nixianzaisuozaidezheigeshijie——mingjiaoshoushendalu！ernizaizheigeshijiederenwu，jiushibangzhufanyanlikunnandeshoushendaluziminmen，fanyanchuyouxiuzisi。】
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【tongshi，niyenenghuodegerenshengmingzhi，hejichushengyuqianghuadian。】
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【ruguochaoewanchengrenwu，haihuiyoufenghouewaijianglie！】
xiaonaiyin‘xiaohyihao’huayingangluo，zuichuzaiyeyiyinaohailichuxianguodejixieyin，zaicixiangqi：
【xitongrenwu1、qingsuzhuyeyiyi，jinkuaixunzhaoyixingtongfang，wanchengxinshourenwu，huoqujingyandianheshengmingzhi。】
jixieyinshuowan，yigumoshengdejiyi，shua——diyongruyeyiyidenaohaizhong。
henkuai，yeyiyijiumingbaile。
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zheigedifang，beifenwei16gequyu，eryeyiyisuochude，jiushizhongdaluquyudexuehubuluo。
buguotasuiranshenzaixuehubuluo，dantasuobazhandezheigeyuanshen，queshiyigecixingtushouren。
zaishoushendalu，suoyoushourenzuichongbaideshen，jiushitamendechuangzaoshen——shoushen。
ertamenmeigezuqun，yedouzaishoushendeencixia，huodeledushuyuzijineiyizudetianfunengli。
eryeyiyisuochuanyuedezheigetuzu，suoyongyoudenengli，jiushichaoqiangfanyanli！
shoushenciyuletuzucixing，lianggeshengyuzigong。
dantongyangde，shoushenyeshouzoulezhenggetuzucixing，dushuyutamenshoushendalu，shourenmendemanzhangshengmingli。
yejiushishuo，yeyiyixianzaihennengsheng，dan......
短命！
yeyiyiyizhenggedawuyu。
zanjiushuo，zheizhongqipasheding，yaoshuobushiguyizhenduishade，neitajiubazijideyezi，jixitongdaoguolaixie！
yeyiyiyouqiwulidetankouqi。
zhengzhunbeizaigenxitongtaojiahaijia，kankanyoushashangliangdeyudimei～
zuiqimazijiganglai，yedejizijiyigeshiyingxinhuanjingdeshijianbushi～
shanglaijiugan，shibushiyexiandeyoudiantaibujinchile？！
xinlizhengququzhe，jiutingduzilichuanlai‘gululu’dexiangsheng。
yeyiyi：“......”
得，这是饿了。
zaimashangesi，heyihouzaisizhijian......
yeyiyixuanzegouhuo......
youqiwulidecongshoupishangpaqilai，yeyiyidasuanchuquzhaozhao，kanyoumeiyouchide。
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