第3章 美食大法好

ejiaodebajiuxiangshangdengbaiyuyoulexiaciyiyang,rangrenyihandechuixiongdunzu。

xitongyaoyaotou:“xiaobule,zheibashangfuyouyuanzhudezhinian。”

“shenmezhinian?”shenyinwen。

xitong:“weiqu、fennu、qianjiu、sinian,yinyin,nibixudexiaochuzheixiedongxi,yuanzhucaihuilikai,bacaihuixiaoshi。”

shenyindiandiantou,yezaiqinglizhizhong。

“wozhanletayishideshenti,zigairuci。”

zhishitaxianzaizaixiaoxiaodesongjiacun,heneishenjiayunnizhibie,haidemanmanmouhua。

weiquhefennubushineimehaoxiaochude,dekaofuchou。

siniangengshinan,yixiangyenengzhidao,yuanzhusiniandeyaomeshitadexinshangren,yaomejiushiniangjia。

danshiqianjiudehuahaihao,zheiguqianyikendingshiduisongjia,suoyitayaoduisongbohaiyoujigexiaozaizihaoyidian!

yidianyidianlaiba,yigezhinianyigezhiniandixiaochu!

zheigeniantouyichuxian,shenyinlikeganjuexintoushufuleyidian。

tazouchufangjian,xiangkanneijigexiaozaizizaiganma?

zuixiaodelianggehaizi,songlingyunhesongminerzhengzaiyuanmenkoubuyuanchuwanguojiajia。

yikanjiushinongcunhaizidewanju,shenmehuacaoa,eluanshia,dapianshuyea。

songlingyunbayecaofangshuyeshang,zhuangzuoshidamifan,songminerzhengzaiyonghuaduodangmeiweijiayao。

lianggexiaotuanzidouzhangdefendiaoyuzhuo,renzhendibainong“shiwu”,yipaitianzhenwuxiedemoyang。

buguotamenkandaoshenyinchulai,quandoujiangzhushenti,huzhuzijide“meishi”。

shenyintiaoletiaomei,yixiazixiangqi,yuanzhulaisongjiadebannianshijianli,jingchangdamalianggetuanzi,batamendewanjurengjinchoushuigouli。

tahaijingchangxiurutamenzheimedalehaiwanwanju,meichuxi!

“niangqin,womencuole,wobuwanle……”songminerzhabazhedayanjing,qieshengshengdikanzheta。

songlingyunyeshuo:“bieqiawo,niangqin,wozaiyebuganle。”

kanzhejiangzhudelianggehaizi,shenyinhenshiwunai。

zheimepatazenmexing,jiahecainengwanshixing。

tawenroudixiangtamenzouqu。

“niangyijingbianle,yiqianshiwomeixiangkai,danxianzai,wojueduibuhuidanimenle!”

沈茵尽量放软声音。

songminerqueweiqudikuleqilai:“niangqinnipianren,yiqiannishuoguohenduobian,nibuhuidawomen……”

meicishuohou,zhinengguanyiliangtian。

yiliangtianhou,niangqinyoukaishiqiatamenshenshangderuanrou,shuotamenzenmezheimebutinghua,weishenmeyaochushengzaizheigeshijieshang!tuoleita。

songlingyunyekuleqilai,dantaquelazhumeimei:“minerbieku,yaodajiuda,fanzhengtabushiwomendeniangqin。”

shenyinfaxian,tayizoujintamen,lianggehaizidoudegenglihaile。

balebale,lairifangzhang。

xiaodebuxing,jiuzhaolianggedaerzitantan,shunbiankankantaliangzaiganshenme。

shenyinyizouyuan,lianggexiaodedousongleyikouqi。

“这次没骂我们。”

“也没打我们。”

“zhenxiwang,yihoudouzheiyanga!”

shenyinerduohenling,tingdaozheigeduihuahou,xindishengqiyigunongnongdesuanse,zheibushitadeqingxu,gujishiyuanzhu。

shenyincongcemenjinqu,daolechufang,kanjiansongchenanhesongqianmozhengzaizuofan。

yigezaishaohuo,yigezhengzaibamixiaoxindifangguoli。

“yo,zheimedongshi,zhuzhouni。”shenyinxiaozhewen,buguozheigesongchenanyetaijiejianle,zheimedayiguoshui,jiufangyibami。

liangrenkandaotalaihou,liansedoushiyijiang。

shenyinjiushuo:“duofangdianmi,nimensigedouzaizhangshentini,yaoduochifan,duochirou!”

songqianmopeizhexiaoxindao:“niang,jialimeimile,zhiyouzheiyidianle。”

songchenanlenglengtiaoxinshenyin:“nihaixiangchirou!ayejideqian,doubeinimaiyanzhishuifenhuaguangle,youzhouheyecaijiubucuole。”

shenyinlehehedao:“wozheibuyoumaishenqianma,wuliangni,goumaiyixieliangshiherouba。”

liangrendoulengzhule,tamenbenlaidouzuohaotahuifanudezhunbeile,jieguotahaihuinazheigeqianchulaimailiangshi?

songchenanchenmobuyu,xinxiang,bingbuyanzha,kebunengbeitapianle。

zheigejimushizaiyanxi,kendingshibaofengyulailinqiandepingjing。

songqianmotaohaodishuo:“niang,jintiantaiwanle,mingtianzaiqumaiba,zanmenwanshangjiuchizhouheyecai。”

buguaitataohao,shizaishizheinvrenzuizuishiyinqingbuding,yibugaoxingjiuxianzhuozi。

youyici,yinweizhoutaixile,tashenzhizhuazhetadegebowanggunzhoulian。

烫得他哇哇大哭。

songqianmoduineitiandejiyihenshenke。

shenyinduisongqianmowenrouyixiao:“haoa,yecaiqingdan,yangshentima。”

songqianmojipigedadouqilaile,buzhisuocuodikanzheshenyin。

songchenanhenyoufankangjingshendishuo:“hehe,yiqiannihaishishuoyecaishijizhuchide!”

变脸真快!

shenyinxintouneigewunaia,takaimenjianshandao:“niyeshuoleshiyiqian!zheiliangtianwocongguimenguanzouleyitang,zuorizhongzhongruguoyanyunyan,yijingjibuqingle,congjintiankaishi,wobuhuizaishanghainimenle!”

songqianmohesongchenandoulengzhule。

“nishuodekeshizhende?”

沈茵点点头。

tazouchuchufang,youtingjiansongqianmoxiaoshengdigudao:“zheigepianzi!dage,zanmenqianwanbunengfangsongjingti,yidingyaoxiaoxinyingfuta!”

songchenanhui:“wohaiyongnitixing,xintaburuxinmuzhuhuishangshu!”

songqianmoyoushuo:“shia,takendingshiyinweineiwuliangyinzicaixinqinghao!zheidufuzuishixuwei,meiciayehuilaidouxiangxinta,genbenbuxinwomenbeitaqifule。”

menwaideshenyinerduoyidong,yaoyaotou,lairifangzhangba。

wanfanchidedangranshizhouheyecaitang,shenyinshizaishichibuguan。

neizhouxidehetaomishuiyiyang,genbenwufabaofu。

yecaimeifangyou,wanquanshikude,nanchideyaoming。

sigehaiziquemianwubiaoqingdiwangxiayan,sihuyijingxiguanle。

shenyincongbukuidaiziji,taqiaoqiaocongkongjianlinalewugeniuroubingchulai,huangchengshixiawuzaiwaimianmaide,rangdajiayiqichi。

sigehaizihenjingya,genbenbugannaniuroubing。

shenyinyebuquantamen,zijinaleyikuaijinjinyouweidichileqilai。

ng,zheicaishirenchidedongxima。

songlingyunyanleyankoushui,renbuzhunaleyigebing,baichengliangban,kanshenyinmeikanta,youfenjimeimeisongminerbange。

songminerbuganchi,dengzhegege。

songlingyunyaoleyikou,xiangqijiumimanzaikouqiang,tayanjingdouliangle:“wa,haohaochia!”

shuowantajiulangtunhuyanqilai。

songminerrenbuzhule,takanshenyinbuzaihudeyangzi,ditouhenhenyaoxiangneibangebing。

rukouxiangqisiyi,yixiangsiwendesongmineryedakoudakoudichiqilai。

shenyinyanjiaoyuguangkandaohou,xinxianghaizimenzhenshiejile。

songqianmodisangerenbuzhu,yenaleyige,kuaisudechiqilai。

“niangqin,nitailihaile,congnalimaidaozheimehaochidebing!jianzhixiangshishenxianchidedongxi!”songqianmobianlangtunhuyan,bianhanhubuqingdikuajiangdao。

songchenangenbenbukanneibing,yanlidisaodidiyiyan:“meichuxi,chirenzuiduan,bieyiweinitaohaota,tajiubudanile!”

gougaibulechishi,zheidufuyoubushimeishuaguotamen。

youyicitadaletamenhou,youbaozhetamenku,shuoduibuqitamen。

jieguodiertian,dadegenghen。

zheizhongpiaohubudingdezhemorangtamenmeitiandouhuozaidiyuli。

songqianmoyouxieerandikanzhegege,nazheshoulidebing,chiyebushi,buchiyebushi。

songchenanyanshenyinmai,dizhetouehenhendixiang,tayidingyaokuaidianzhangda,shadiaozheidufu。

zhengzheiyangxiangzhe,yizhishouniezheroubingsaidaotazuibian。

songchenanweiweizhangzhezui,shenseeran,shenyinjiukuaisudijiangroubingwangtazuilisai。

“shahaizi!roudaozuibiandoubuxiaodechi!”shenyinxiaoyiyinyindikanzhesongchenan。

songchendiyicijianshenyinxiao,juedetabuxiangshiyoueyi。

zheihaishineigeyinqingbudingdedufuhouniangme?

以前她从不笑的!

songchenankandaile,manmanjujiaoleyixiaroubing。

wa,dequeshimeiweideshiwu,shitayoushiyilaichiguodezuihaochidedongxi。

zheimehaochideshiwu,zenmepianpianshiedujimujideni?

yiwangtadoushiyigerenchidushi。

“nixialedu?”songchenanyanxiadiyikoubing,kanxiangshenyin。

shenyinshouqixiao,fanlegebaiyan,“nicai?”

songchenanmoran,yiyanbufadichizhebing。

qitasangehaizidoujingdaile,buhuizhenyouduba!jieguotamendenglebangeshichen,yemeidengdaodufa。

没毒!

bingqiediertianzaoshang,neixiangpenpenderoubingyouchuxianzaicanzhuoshang。

shenyinkanzhesigehaizidingzheneiroubingkan,gegechuixianyudi,zuijiaobujinshengqiyimorouheweixiao。

xiaoyanger,yaoxiangzhengfuyigerenjiuyaoxianzhengfutadewei。

tabuxinzheidaomoshimeishiwenlidebaokuanniuroubing,huinabuxiazheisigekeaidedaomeizaizi!