liuhuayigedunshenduoguotadebazhang。
lichunlishidejingerda，youyumeiyourenjiezhutabazhangdechongjili，tashoubuzhushoushangdelidao，zhenggeshentidougenzhebeishuaichuqu，dongdeyishengzazaidimianshuailegegouchishi。
yikehuangbaisedeyacongtazuilifeilechulai，zazaidalishidedimian，dantiaojixia，fachuqingcuidedingdingsheng。
liuhuayourandezhanqishen，yanshenchaofengdekanzhedimiandelichunli。
故作惊讶。
“laomuzhunizenmepadishangle？”
yanzhuziyizhuan，jiaorouzaozuodeyongshouyanzui。
“nanbuchengshiyinweijiandaonijiashaofurenwotaijidongle，suoyicai...pingshen，pingshen，buyongyinweijiandaobenshaofuren，jiuxingrucidalide！”
lichunlishuangshouchengzaidimian，yilianbukesiyideyangtoukanzheta，menyadiaoluo，shuohualoufeng。
“你，你敢躲。”
“nikannizheimefeitoudaerdeshentixiangwochongguolai，wozheijiaoruoruoxiaodeshentikendingshoubuzhu，woyoubusha，ruguowobuduokai，wojiubeinizhuangdefenshensuigule。”
lichunlilianshanghouzhongdezhuangrongbenglie，tashikongjianjiao，“nishuosheifeitoudaerni？”
liuhuazuozuodeyongyouzhixiangxingdeyanshenshangxiasaoletayiyan。
“wozaishuosheinandaonihaibuqingchuma？xuyaowozaizhongfuyibian？”
“ni...”lichunlizhizhetashouzhizhandou。
“kanlaihaishiwoshuodebugouqingchu，neiwojiuzaizhongfuyibianlou。”
“ni，lichunli，shiyizhifeitoudaerdelaomuzhu。”
liuhuashuowanxiaodehuazhiluanzhan。
lichunliqidehunshenzhandou，zhengzhazhecongdimianpaqilaiyaodata，danyouyufuduguoda，shenshangdeqipaojingsilayishengpoliekai。
liuhuayouzhuazhulechaofengtadedian。
“renjiachuanqipaoshiruoliufufeng，bahaoshencaituxiandelinlijinzhi，erni...yibanianjilehaichuanqipao，zhangdeyoufei，qipaodoubaobuzhunishenshangderou。”
“nikannishenshangdefeirou,beiqipaoledeyijieyijiede，xiangjileyizhongchong，woxiangxiangjiaoshenmelaizhe？”taguzuochensi，youyipaishouhuangrandawu。
“xiangqilaile！zhuerchong！”
“nikannijintianchuandeyeshilvsedeqipao，hezhuerchongdeyanseyehendae。”
lichunligangpaqilai，youdiehuiqu，miansezhengning，lianshangdehenroudoubeiqidezhandou，tawuzhexiongkoudakoudakoudechuanqi。
moyangxianranshibeiqihenle。
tongkuai！taitongkuaile，qisinizheigelaoyaopo。
rangnipingshilingtouqiruyuanzhu。
jieshi，yidaojinzhangdenanshengcongshenhouchuanlai。
“妈！”
zhaofengjunkanzijimuqinbantangzaidishang，liuhuatiyudebangqiuguwenjugaolinxiadeyangzi，limaxiangdaozijidemuqinbeidale。
jiaojidechongguolaiyibabaoqidishangdemuqin，faxiantamenyashaoleke。
fennushitahaowushenfenzunbeidezhizheliuhuadebizipokoudama。
“liuhuanige**，nigandawoma！”
“womakeshihanxinrukubabojiaxianrenjiazulachedaderen，jiazusuoyourenjiandaotadoudezunrangtasanfen，nijurangandata，nishibuxianghuolema？haishinibuxiangyaoshaofurenzheigezunguideshenfen。”
“ruoshibuxiangyao，woxianzaijiuqugaosujiazhu，rangtazhidaonishizenmeduidaitadenaimu，suozuosuoweiyouduomeelie。”
“tazhidaohou，dingbuhuiyaoni，henilihun，jiangnisaodichumen。”
ruoshihuanzuocengjingdeliuhua，zaojiuxinletadekonghe，beigongquxideguizaidishangketoudaoqian，bingzinveyibandeshanzijierguang，qiutabuyaoqugaosubosiyutabutinghua。
zhiyaotadayingbuqugaozhuang，takeyizuorenheshiqinglaiqiudetamendeyuanliang。
weileranglichunlixiaoqi，jiexialailiujitadejiushijialideyongrenlunliubaoda。
aiwanda，haiyaorenzhetongqubazhenggeyuanzidasaoganjing。
shaoweiyouyidianpilou，youjixuaida。
zheiyangderizi，yuanzhujuranyingshengshengdecongxiaokangdaoda。
真是命硬啊！
liuhuazhengzaigankai，zhaojunfengyiweishitahaipale。
xiaoxinyiyidijiangmuqinfudaoshafashangzuoxia，zhuyidaodimiansanluandeguaziqiao，tayifuzhurendeqipai，zhigaoqiyangdeduizheliuhuaminglingdao：“haibugankuaipaguolaibadishangdeguaziqiaojiwotianganjing。”
paguoqutianganjing，tadaoshiganshuoa！
狗贼，找锤。
liuhuameidong，shoulidebangqiugunniedeyuefadejin，tazhengsisuozhegaicongnagedifangxiashounengyijizhiming，rangzhaojunfengshunjianshiqufankangdenengli。
bijingxianzailiuhuadezheifushentitairuoxiaole，meiyoutaiduoliqigoutahuihuo。
lichunlihuanguoshenlai，youleerzichengyao，taqiyanyuefadexiaozhang，danyouguyizhuangruoshi，zuililoufengdeshuodao：“era！wokanzheixiaotizishibuxiangrangshaonainaizheigeshenfenle，womendaihuierjiuqugaosujiazhu，rangtahuilaiyitang。”
“bazheixieshichulile，fanzhengliuhuayangnvdeshenfenyepeibushangjiazhu，laotaitaibenjiubumanyita...”
赵俊峰冷哼一声。
“ruofeifurenkantakelian，buguzhangbeideyiyuan，yingshiyaotazuoerxifu，youzenhuirangtajianlezheigebianyi，zuolebojiadeshaonainai。”
李春丽轻叹一声。
“shaoyebenjiubuxihuanta，tahaibuzhiqu，juranlianwozheigenaimadouganbuzunzhong。”
liuhuaxinzhongfengci，zheixiehuadoushiguyishuojitatingde，jiushixiangrangtahaipa。
yuanzhuxinzhongyangmucengjingjicisanfanbangzhuguotadebosiyu。
suoyibuxiangzaitaxinzhongliuxiabuhaodeyinxiang。
zheiliangrenyejiuzhuazhulezheiyidian，meicibianzhefadeguyilaizhemota，yidantayoufankangyishi，jiuzaiyipangyinyangguaiqi，shuoyixieweixietadehuajitating。
xiangrangtadishengxiaqideqiurao。
这招屡试不爽。
yuanzhuyeshizugoubeiweichisha，haizhenyiweizheiliangrenganqubosiyumianqiangaotayigezhurendezhuang。
也不换位想想。
taliangguyilianhejialideyongren，batadeqizidangzhugouyiyangxiurudeshiqingyinmandesiside。
bosiyuneimeguangxianlianglideyigeren，ruoshizhidaolezijidelaopozaijialibeiyongrenrenyiqifudecanyang，yidingliutamenbude。
tamenbugangao，jiushihehutade。
liuhuaxianghaole，zhunbeichuqibuyi，guzuoqienuodejiangzijideweizhibaidegewaidedi。
“qiuqiunimenbuyaoquboxianshengmianqiangaozhuang，woxianzaijiuqinglidimian。”
jiantakaishiqiurao，liangrendeqiyanlimachongshangtianji，zhaojunfengshentifangsongdeqiaozheerlangtuibantangzaishafashang，lichunlizeshiyilianjifeng。
“baweishengdasaoganjingzhihou，guizaidishangxiangwomaketouqiurao，bingshanzijierguangshuozijicuole，shuozijibuyaolian，jiuyuanliangni。”
狗贼！
jintianbu**menliang，taxinmonanxiao。
“shi，woqunasaozhou。”
“zhanzhu，nishenfenrucibeijian，buxuyongsaozhou，yongshouqingli。”lichunlihengmeishuyandeshuowan，haieliechaozhedimiantulejikoutuomo。