第1章
wojiaozhaobing，benyiweishijiusuishengrineitiankeyibatanlebanniandenvpengyoulimengrushuile，quebuxiang，zaiktvgebidebaojian，woqinyanmuduletagenwomenjixiaotongxide“xiaobawang”lixujiuchanzaileyiqi。
是的，我被绿了。
jiujinghezhongjinshuyinledequshixia，wohuibaojiantileliangpingpijiujiuchongleguoqu，hunluanzhong，jiupingjielianzazailelixudenaodaishang，jianruidebolizhayehenhencijinletadedatui......
lixubeiwozachuzhongdunaozhendang，yidujinlezhongzhengjianhu，wobamahehuaile，zhengrizhengyedezaitabingfangwaikuzhejiwoqiuqing。lixujiatingyoumenlude，yangyanfeiyaobawoguanjinqu，rangwoyibeizihuizailimian。
wogangkaishihaiyifentianying，danhoulaiyeruanle，wojianbudebamazheigeyangzi，weilewo，nianjinliuxundelaomajingjirendouguixiale。
wozuanzheshuangquan，henhendazaiqiangshang，henbudechongjinbingfangbalixujiqiasi，tashuilewonvpengyou，fandaochenglewodecuo。
zuihoujialiliancoudaijiechouleershiwuwan，zongsuanbashiqingjilejiele，weiciwoyebeikaichule，laomajidexueyachichijiangbuxiaqu，yiduyezhuleyuan。
meixiangdaoshijiusuideshengrihuiguochengzheigeyang，yuanbenzaijixiaowuyouwulvdewosihuyeyiyedonglehenduo，yubushangshideshihouzenmedouxing，xiangzenmewanzenmewan，zhentanshangshile，chulefumu，meirenhuiweinichengdanyisiyihao。
yiyenanmian，wozhidaolaobazaicunhuijineijiedegaolidai，yinianbubaqianhaishang，kenengguanglixijiunengyaoming，ruguowojixuliuzaijiali，shuobuzhunnatianqingxuyijidongjiuyoudezhaolixupinming。
linzouqianwomoheijibamazuolezaofan，liulezhangtiaozijiuzuodakequledongdou。
biaoshuzaizheibiandeyijiawuyegongsidangdiangong，meinianchunjiebainianshikandaotadoujuedebicunliqitarenshangdangci，neishiwojiuanxiang，jianglaiyeyaoquchenglihun，jiusuanzhuanbudaodaqian，yenengzhangjianshi、kaiyanjie，biwozaicunliqiang。
biaoshulejieguowodezaoyuhou，hentongkuaidedaiwoqujianlewuyejingli，liuxiawodangdiangongzhuli。
zheiqijianlimengruyizhijiwodadianhua，wolandelihui，zaixuexiaoshiwosuoyiduanshi，shengchuqianlaijitamaigezhongliwu、yifutaohaota，juedezhaodaozheimeguangxianpiaoliangdenvpengyoushiwodexingyun，zaixuexiaoliyoumianzi，quebuxiang，ta......
bamaduiwobufangxin，haozaiyoubiaoshuzhaozhewo，haijitamendadianhuashuo，zhiyaowoyihouchuletu，kaogediangongzheng，zaidongdoushirenhedifangdounengzhaodaofanwan，gongzizhishaoyedesiwuqian。
jiuzheiyang，woanxinliuzailedongdou，suiyeyoumangran，danjialiyinweiwolaxianeimedajihuang，wobixudezuodianshenmecainengxinan，bamanianjinhuajia，zhendejingbuqizhetengle。xianzheimehunzhe，youshenmefadacaidejihuizaishuo。
danhaojingbuzhang，zhengzhiduoyujijie，wuyeguanxiadexiaoqutingdian，neiwanwoganghaoyoudiannaoduzi，biaoshuhedeyoudianduo，jiedaoqiangxiudianhuahoumeidengwocongcesuochulaijiuduzihuangdangzheshenzichulesushe，daneijiuzaiyemeihuilai。
shichuturan，jiuxiangshilaotianteyichongwokaidewanxiao，zongshibiaoshujishugaochao、shenjingbaizhan，danduorenmingdedianyazaipenfadeneiyikeyemeiduitayouyisilianmin。
shiqinghenkuaichuanhuilelaojia，mamadadianhuafeijiaowohuiqu，wodangranbuxiangjiuzheimehuitoutuliandezou，budanshihaiyaobangjialihaizhai，gengyaohunchugerenyangjilimengrukankan。
woxianzaiqiong、diaosi、tudiaozha，danbudaibiaowoyihouyehuizheiyang，lixuyoudianqianjiurangniguimixinqiao，jianglailaozizhuanledapiaozi，dingrangnihuideganchangcunduan。
“ma，nifangxinba。biaoshuzaizheibianhundehenhao，jingliyinweitazheishigengzhaoguwole，gangtibawozuolehouqinfuzhuguan，pingshimeishashi，daiyuyehao，shufuzheni。”
dadianhuaqianwogangjiedaowuyerenshidetongzhi，rangwoquxiaoqudangbaoan，xinziyecongzhiqiandesanqianjiangdaoleliangqian。
shuoshihua，woxinlihaibiezhehuoni，doushuorenzouchaliang，danbiaoshuxianzaishiguweihanjiuyijingkaishiguohechaiqiao，xianzaiderenzhenshiweilishitu，tebudidao。
zheixiezaoxinshiwobuxiangranglaomazhidao，woxiangliuzaidongdoupengjihuizhuandaqian，ruguozheishihouhuilecunli，wojiuzaiyemeijihuijueqile，yuqihuiquhungeansheng，haiburuzaizheilichuangchuangkan，suiranlutuduochuan，dancishibuboheshiboni？
anfuhaolaomahouwojiuquzhaolejingli，zheilaoxiaozizhengzaibangongshigenyigeniangmenniwai，jianwomeiqiaomenjiuchuanglejinqu，tazhizheworangdao，“buzhidaoqiaomenma？chuqu。”
“weishenmejiwojianggongzi？wozuocuoshenmele？”
我直言道。
“nizenmeruzhidezijimeishuma？yaobushilaolidemianzi，nibaoandouganbushang。liangeyanjuanzidoutemebudiao，haixiangzaiwozheihunchashi。”
zhiqianjiutingtamenshuojinglihentan，xiangzaizheizhanzhujiaojiudebajieta，fouzezhidingmeihaoriziguo。
baoanwoshibuhuigande，woshenfuzhongren，duanshijianneizhuanbudaodaqiandehua，bieshuoduibama，jiusuanduiwozijiyemeidejiaodai。
chaoleliangjuwobabaoanmaozhijiezazailetalianshang，shuaimenerqu。
cichubuliuyeziyouliuyechu，wojiubuxiangxinruodadedongdoushimeiyouwodeyangmingzhidi。
wozaijixiaoxuedeqixiu，danqulejiushihunde，yidianzhuanyezhishiyemeixueshang，likaiwuyehou，wodiyifanyingshiquqixiucheng，dankanzheneizangxixidegongzuohuanjing、digongzishenzhishimianfeidexuetudaiyu，wozhenmeineigenaixinhezibenquaochutou，shoulijiushengjibaikuaiqian，zaitemezhaobudaoanshenzhisuojiuzhendechitule。
zhulejitianwushikuaiqiandezhaodaisuo，meitiancongzaodaowanwodouzaizheizuochengshilizhuanyou，xingxing**dexingdangzhaopin、mimimamaderencaijiaoliuzhongxin，kansiyipianfanhua、nihongguangyan，danxiangzhaodaojibuyongzhuanyezhishi，youbufeidaqili，hainengzhuankuaiqian、daqiandesihuzhishengxiaqiangyinxingle，yicicibeiju，yicicishiwangergui。
wozheidianqianxiangzujianzhuzhaiqudedanwoshidouzubuqi，yajindoutemenabuchulai，huidaozhaodaisuo，wotebiejusang，jiangshoulidezuihouyikoupijiuhejing，zhengyudaotoushuiqu，weixinqueturanchuanlaiyizehaoyouxiaoxi。
“xiaoge，kannizaiwangshangfabuyingpinxinxilea。youxingqulaiwomenzheishishima？gongzirijie，guanchiguanzhu，yitianbaodierbai，gandehaoyigeyuejiupowan。”
擦。
zheibushipianrendeba？wozhejidiankaineirendepengyouquan，kongkongruye，shenmeyouxiaoxinxidouchabudao。
“nizenmezhaodaowode？jutishenmegongzuoa？nimenzaina？”
“womenyouzijidequdaohuoqu，jutigongzuoma，demiantan。ruguoniyouxingqu，laijinshuixiaoqu。”
“wojiajiushizheibiande，wogejiuzaijingchajushangban，woerdayekeshidaoshangxiangdangdangderenwu......”
zheitiaojianqueshiyouhuodaolewo，xianzaifandouyaochibushangle，mingtianjiudequliulang，mingzhizheikenengshigexianjing，danwohaishixiangshishi。suoxingxianbazijichuideniubiyidian，huzhuduifang。
啪。
duimianerhuameishuo，zhijiefalaiyigehongbao。
wozhejidiankai，jingranshiyibaide。
jidongdewozhijiefaleyuyin，“xiexieha，youchengyi，woshiduoshiduojiuguoqu。”
“zheishilufei，zhuajindeba。jinwanhenmang，lailejiunengshanggang。”
ershifenzhonghou，chenjiudejinshuixiaoqu。
xiangjieyixihongqun，zhangfapijian，baixidemianpangchuidankepo，suishixulaobanniangdenianjidanshencaiyiranbaochidehenhao，tadiaozheyanshangxiadaliangzhewo，“xiaoge，yinggaizhidaoshilaiganmadeba？”
woyebusha，dagaicaidaole。