第3章 第三章 斩地主

“shadagezi,nibunengshatamena,nigeshawazi……!”

tingdaozheijuhuazhihou,leizhantingxiajiaobutaitoukanqu,yuanlaishineigedafubianbiandedizhu,cishizhengyiliantieqingfenkaidezhizheleizhan,qideshenshangdefeiroudouduoduosuosuode!

shengxiadejigehanjiantingdaohuaidizhuyangsancaizuzhileleizhan,xinzhongdunshisongleyikouqi,bijingyangsancaishizheiercundedizhu,tamenshiwailaizhe,leizhanzhiyaohaixiangzaidayangzhuangshenghuodehua,yidinghuijiyangsancaimianzide!

leizhanyouxiehaoxiaodekanzheyangsancai,tahaimeiyouzhaoyangsancaisuanzhangni,sheixiangdaocishitabenglechulai,leizhandaoxiangkankanzheigehuaidizhunengbiechushenmepilai,fanzhengxianzaihanjianmenyijingbeihepoledan,fanbuqishenmedalanglaile。

yangsancaicikeyewubiyumen,benlaijihuazailiaoxiangzhizhongjinxing,sheixiangdaocishizheigeshaziquebenglechulai,haiyouzheimehaodeshenshou,zhaosandoumeilaidejikaiqiangjiubeitajinongsile。xiangdaozheili,yangsancaixinzhongyeshiyiduosuo,tayehaipabeizheigeshazijinongsi,taxianzaizhixiwangnengbanchu“huangjun”laihezhuzheigeshazi,dengtachuquzheigeyuanzi,jiuzhenzhengchengletiangaorenniaofei,waimianhaishitadetianxia,taxiangxinxianzaiyijingyourenhuiyangjiadayuanbaoxinqule,yongbuduozhangshijiantajialidejiadingjiuhuidaiqiangqianlai,daoshihou,tahuirangleizhanshengburusi。

“nigeshazi,nizhibuzhidaonixianzaitongpotianle,huangjunnizhibuzhidao,nishalezhaoduizhang,huangjunshoubudaoliangshi,yidinghuilaiwomencunzide。nixiangxiangdaoshihouhuiyouduoshaorengenzhezaoyang,nisijiusuanle,bielianleidajiahuoa。”

yangsancaixinzhongyouxiedeyideshuodao,tadezheihuabukeweibudu,zheishiyaojiangleizhantuidaocunmindeduilimiana,taxiangdeshijiangleizhanguliqilai,bingjianghouguokuoda,zheixieyuchunzhihuiweizijizhexiangdecunminyidinghuizhanlizaizijizheibian,yinweitamenshitebiehaipahuangjunde。

“是啊……”

“guizilailedehua,jiumafanle……”

buchuyangsancaisuoliao,tagangshuowan,cunminmenbiankaishiyilunleqilai,ruguoguizizhenlailedehua,jiumafandale。tamenkeshitingshuoguoyangjiaoshanwaimianxianchengzhongdeguizi,zaibiedecunzizhizhongshaoshaqianglvewuebuzuo,gengshenzhe,tucundeyebushao,yuexiangtamenyuehaipa,shenzhiyoudekanxiangleizhandemuguangzhizhongyijingdaiyoulehenyi,ruguobushileizhandehua,tamenananwenwendejiaoshangliangshi,suiranhuiyouerguizihanjianmenqianlaibaichibaihe,danshizongbijiaporenwangdehaoba,zhiyuyangwuguinvdeshiqing,jiurangyangwuzijicaoxinquba,fanzhengsidaoyoubusipindao!

eryangwuyijiazidelianshangqueguazhenongnongdedanyouzhise,buguanzenmeshuo,leizhandoushitamendeqinren。jiulianyiqianduileizhanbuganmaodeyangfei,cishikanxiangleizhandemuguangzhizhongdoushimanmandechongbaizhise,“zheicaishizhennanren!”tazaixinzhongxiangdao。

duiyucunminmendebianhua,zaileizhandeyiliaozhizhong,bijingzaizhanluanzhishi,renzhichangqingxiangdaodejiushizijidexiaojia,ananwenwendeshenghuo,napashigouhuoyushi。

kandaocunminmendebianhua,yangsancaixinzhonggengjiadeyile,tazhidaotachenggongle,liankanxiangleizhandemuguangzhizhongdouyouleyisitiaoxin,xiangdaozhei,taduizhehaiguizaidishangdehanjianmenshuodao:“nimenhaibuguolai!”

sangehanjiantingdaoyangsancaidehua,taitouweijudekanleyiyanleizhan,duosuozhejiuyaoqishen。

“哼哼……”

leizhanlengxiaoleyisheng,taiqiyijiaochuaizailelitazuijinhanjiandezuoxiong,zheigehanjianshunjianxianghoufeiqu,kouzhongdexianxuetongshibuyaoqiansidepenlechulai,qizhonghaijiazazhexinzangdesuikuai,yankanzhehuobuchengle。

jiaohaimeiyouluodi,zaikongzhongbaidongleyixia,jiaojiantizailepangbianhanjiandetaiyangxuezhishang,zheigehanjiankoutubaimodedaozailedishang,shentibuduandechouchuzhe。

leizhanzaiciwangqiankualeyibu,shuangshourudaojiajizailezuihouyigehanjiandebozishangmian,bansuizhekacazhisheng,zuihouyigehanjianyedaoxiale。leizhankanyemeikan,dabuxiangzhehuaidizhuyangsancaizouqu,tadeshenshoutazijizhidao,sangehanjiantiedingsile。

cunminheyangsancaizaicibeijingdai,meixiangdaozheiyizhayandeshijian,sangehanjianquansile,tamenbuganxiangxin!

tebieshiyangsancai,tabuxiangxintadejihuameiyouchenggong,weishenmeleizhanjiubuchizheiyitao,taweishenmebuhaiparangrenwenfengsangdandehuangjunni,ruguoshibiedediaomindehua,yidinghuihepale,weishenmetabuhaipani,zheirangyangsancaixinzhongmanshiyiwen,suihouxinzhongbianbeijudadekonghuangsuochongman,hanjiandousile,tadehouguoni!

“让开让开……”

“我们家老爷呢?”

cishiwaimianchuanlailejiaohansheng,yangsancaidejiadingdaole!

“haha……shazi,niwanle,laoyewoderenlaile。”

yangsancaitingdaozijirendeshengyin,shunjianhuifuletasuoweide“yingxiongbense”yifuzhidianjiangshandeyangzizhizheleizhandao:“jiangzheigeeminjiwoluanqiangdasi,tajingranganshahaihuangxiejun,gongranduikanghuangjun,zheishiduihuangjundetiaoxinyuwuru,ta……”

leizhanmeitouyizhou,buyuanzaitingyangsancaidefeihua,shanbudaoyangsancaishenqianshi,mengdikongzhongzhuanshen,yijiaobaizaileyangsancaidenaodaizhishang,jinjiezhezaizhongrenjingedemuguangzhizhong,haizaizhidianjiangshanzhengdeyiwubideyangsancai,zheigedafubianbiandeyou200duojindedapangzibianfeileqilai,suihouzhuangpolemumen,pengdiyishengluozailewaimiandedishang,cunminmenjinghuangshicuodeduokaile。

eryangsancaideluojiaodianbianshitadejiadingqianmian,zhenghaodangzhulejiadingdequlu。

bajiugejiadingkandaoyangsancaizhihoushunjianzhibu,liansebudingdezhanzaiyuandi,buzhidaojiexialaigaizenmeban,yinweitangzaidishangdeyangsancaiyijingqiqiaoliuxue,jinqiwuduohuobuchengle,yangsancaisiledehua,tamenjiumeiyoubiyaoweiyangsancaimaimingle,tamentudeshicai,buxiangbamingdashang,xiangdaozheijirenxiangshiyiyan,rengxiaqiangbianxiangzhewaimiansisanbentaoqule,tamenbuquedingleizhanhuibuhuifangguotamen。

“哼”

kanzhetaozoudejiren,leizhanlenghengyisheng,muguangsaoxianglerenqun,suoyoubeileizhanmuguangsaoguoderen,doufenfendixialetou,buganyuleizhanduishi,leizhandaoshifaxianlerenqunzhongdebushaoqingnian,zaiditoushiyanshenzhizhongdechongbaizhise,tazhidaoshihoudaole,datieyaochenre,tayaojianlidiyizhiduiwu。zhiyouyouleduiwu,cainenggenghaodekangri,shagengduodeguizi,gengkuaidejiangguiziquzhuchuzhongguoqu!

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