考上北大的前女友让我跪舔她,却不知北大是我家的服务员第1章

yinxingmaimingershinian,haoburongyihuifushoufuerzideshenfen。

jieguodiyitianqugongsishicha,jiupengdaoleqiannvyou。

“yo,zheibushiwodangnianliansanbendoukaobushangdeqiannanyouxujianma?xianzaishizaisongwaimaihaishipaodidia?”

“zhidaowocongbeidabiyele,xiangbaowodatuishiba,niyebukankannigeyejidaxuedepeibupei!”

shuozhetabianxiaoleqilai,mouzhongdaizhejifeng。

wobuxiangreshi,tanlekouqihuidao:

“nixiangduole,wojintianshilaishichagong....”

budengwoshuowan,tashenbiandenanrenjiudaduanlewodehua。

“baobeier,zheijiushinideqiannanyouma?”

“kanqilaibuzenmeyanga,beidadoukaobushang,pabushigeruozhiba?”

shuowan,taxianqidisaolewoyiyan。

“gunchuqu!womenbeidadezhaopinhui,nigeyejidaxuedeyepeilai?!”

kanzhetamenlianshangshenweibeidabiyeshengdejiaoaoshense。

我有些疑惑的说道:

“beida?neibushiwomenjiadefuwuyuanma?”

......

wohuayingangluo,qitarenfenfenyongbiyideyanshenkanxiangwo。

“zheirenzaigaoxiaoba?womenbeidabiyedejitadangfuwuyuan?chuishenmeniubini!”

“yigeqiong**si,shuoshenmedahua,yebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi。”

“womenkeshiguojiadingjianderencai,zheinandenaozihuaidiaoleba!”

wosonglesongjian,buxinjiusuanle。

bijingwobagangjiwomaideyoutingshang,zhaodefuwuyuanqueshishibeidade。

wobenbuxiangdalitamen,kesongshuranquebuxiangfangguowo。

tazoujinjibu,yongzhijianqingqingnieqiwodeyifu,shensexianqi。

“kanlainizheijinianhundehenchama,lianyifudouzhinengchuanzapaide。”

杂牌?

woditoukanxiangzijidechuanda,beiqixiaole。

“yidalidashishougongdingzhide,daonizuilijiuchengzapaile?”

tingdaozheihua,songshuranshenpangdenanrenxiaodeqianfuhouyang。

“haiyidalishougongdingzuo,nisahuangyeyaoyougeduba,niyigeyejidaxuede,nashenmemai?”

“nanbucheng,shina**huanma?”

cihuayichu,dunshiquanchanggenzhechaoxiaoqilai。

shuowan,tashangqianyibupaipaiwodejianbang,manlianjifengdikaikou:

“gemen,niyaoshixianzaiguizhejiwobaxietianle,wojiurangwojiujinianpaigekanmendegongzuo,shengdenichuqumai。”

“nihaibuzhidaoba,wojiukeshizheizuogongsidezongjingli。”

wopieletayiyan,meishenmefanying。

zheigegongsizhibuguoshiwobajiwolianshoudefengongsieryi,yigezongjinglisuanshenme。

songshuranyejiaxingxingkaikou:

“niyigeyejidaxuebiyede,nengzaichangshengdangbaoanjiutouzheleba。”

tingzhetashishedeyuqi,wozhijuedehaoxiao。

zhiqianshitazhuiwo,houlaikaoshangbeidazhihouxianqiwochengjicha,jiubawoshuaile。

ketabuzhidao,wozaojiunadaolehafodeoffer,gaokaobuguoshiqukaozhewanbale。

womeixinqinghetamenshuozheixie,zhuanshenxiangzou,linyujianzhuangzhijieshenshoujiangwolanlexialai。

“zoushenmea?bushilaimianshidema?haodaidengmianshijieshua!”

“xiangnizheizhongqiongbi,yikanjiushizoululaide,kanzheshurandemianzishang,yihuierdengmianshijieshule,wokaibaomasongnihuiqua。”

qitarenyexiaozhekaikou,manshieyi。

“nizheibeizidoumeijianguozheimeduobeidadegaocaishengba,duoliuyihuierjianjianshimian。”

“bijingzheikenengshinizheige**si,genwomenzheixiebeidazaiyiqimianshile。”

womeiyoulihuitamendechaofeng,zhixiangbashiqingjiejuewanleganjinzou。

shenxiyikouqi,woyuqifanzao。

“zheigegongsishiwode,wozhishilaikanshichanimenmianshiqingkuangde。”

suoyourendoulengzaiyuandi,suihoubaofachuyizhendaxiao。

“nijixuyanba,yigeyejidaxue,haizhuangshanggongsilaozongle。”

“nizhidaochangshengduoniubima?nijiuganzhuang。”

“tayigeyejidaxuede,nizheiyetaiweinantalebahahaha。”

songshurankaikoudao:“xujian,zheimeduonianguoqule,benshibuda,chuiniubidebenshidaoshijianzhanga。”

“wokemeitingshuolaobanshinizheimegemaotouxiaozi。”

wolenglengkanzheta:“nimeitingshuoguobudaibiaomeiyou。”

woshenqingduding,qitamianshirenyuanshunjiananjingxialaikaishiqieqiesiyu。

“tashuodebuhuishizhendeba?”

“wanyitazhenshichangshengdelaoban,neiwomenzheicimianshiqibushiwandanle?”

林羽翻了个白眼:

“neianzhaonizheimeshuo,woyekeyishuowoshichangshengdelaozong,wohaishuowoshijingchengshoufuni!”

“nizaizheizhuangshenmebi?meibenshijiushimeibenshi!”

“niyoushenmezhengjunenggouzhengming?!”

我挑眉,冷笑一声。

“我确实没证据。”

zheibenlaijiushiwojiade,wolairenzhibuguoshizuoshoudaoyoushou,nayoushenmezhengming。

sizhouchuanlaisonglekouqideshengyin。

“danwokeyidadianhuazhengmingwodeshenfen。”

zaizhongrendeshixianzhong,wonachushoujijifuzongbodadianhua。

dianhuaduduxianglesansheng,jietongle。

我礼貌道:

“woshixujian,woxianzaibeirenqifule,nixianzaipairen……”

wohuagangshuodaoyiban,jiubeiduifangdaduanle。

对方语气恶劣:

“滚。”

wohaiyaozaikaikou,dianhuazhijiebeiguaduanle。

林羽笑得直拍大腿:

“renjiadoubujienidianhua,nibiebazijipianguoqulegemener。”

qitarenduizhewoyoushiyizhenchaoxiao。

“hesiwole,zheichou**sizhuangdezhenxiang,chadianbawopianguoqule。”

“jiuyiyejidaxuebiyede,changshengkeshijingchengdiyiqiye,tafendouyibaibeizidoumobudaomenjian。”

我叹了口气:

“womeipiannimen,wozhenshichangshengdelaoban。”

songshuranmanlianjifeng:“biedazhonglianchongpangzile,nishishenmerenwoxinlinengbuqingchuma?”

“shanggaozhongdeshihoufankashangyifenqiandoumeiyouderen,zenmekenengshichangshengdelaoban?”

woyouxiewunai,woshanggaozhongdeshihoumeidunfandouyouzhuanmendeyingyangshijiwoanpaicanshi。

zaifankashangchongqianchishitangdeganshuima?

linyuzeshiduiwoshuqidamuzhi:

“yaoshigaokaoshianchuiniubidebenlinglaidafen,nizhidingnengshangbeidale。”

其他人也哄笑起来。

woshizaishixiangbumingbai,wohesongshuranfenshoudaohaisuanhepingba。

woyigebeishuaidedoumeishuohua,tazheimezhendui**ma,zaiwoshenshangzhaoyouyueganma?

benlaibuxiangreshi,zhishimeixiangdaowoyiweidirenrangquechengleduifangxiaozhangdeziben。

“suibiannimenba,aixinbuxin。”

wosaolezheiqunrenyiyan,pingjingdao:

“buguonimenkeyibuyonglangfeishijianmianshile,nimendoubeishuale。”

wokanxiangsongshuran:“youqishini。”

songshuranyileng,suijipuchiyishengxiaolechulai。

“zhuangshangyinlema?niyiweinishisheia?”

“womenzaichangdekedoushibeidayouxiubiyesheng,nisuangepi,haianpaishangwomenlaile?”

linyushangqianyibuyibajiuqiwodeyiling:

“nitaniangdehaigenwozhuang?bujianguancaibuluoleishibushi?”

woyibashuaikaitadeshou,jinggaodao:

“wojianyinishuohuazuoshizhiqianxiangqingchuhouguo,youjuhuajiaorenwaiyourentianwaiyoutian。”

tingdaowozheihua,linyuqideliansezhanghong:

“xingxude,**shizaiweixiewo?”

tasaoleyiyanzaichangdezhongren:

“dajiadoutingdaotashuodehualeba,nimenjiushuogaobugaoxiao?”

“nidanglaozipania?wolaojiukeshichangshengdegaoceng!”

“laozijintianjiusuanzaizheinongsini,woyigedianhuatadounengjiwobaipingle!”

zhouweiderentingdaotashuodehua,duiwoyoushiyizhenchaoxiao。

“niyoushenmequanliquxiaomianshia?biezaizheidazhonglianchongpangzile!”

“womenkedoushibeidayouxiuxiaoyou,changshengjituanyedeqiangzheyaowomen!”

“nibujiushixiangbawomennongzouranhouzijiyigerenqumianshi?”

“nibushixihuanzhuangma?wojintianjiurangnisixin!”

tachaowocuileyikou,nachushoujijitajiujiudadianhua。

wonachuzhijincaganlianshangdekoushui,xinzhongmanshinuhuo。

dianhuajietonghou,linyulimakailemianti。

nanrenyihuodeshengyincongtingtonglichuanlai。

“xujian?wozaichangshengsanshiduonian,conglaimeitingshuoguozheigemingzi。”

guaduandianhuahou,linyulimadeyiyangyangdikanzhewo。

其他人也哄笑起来。

“gangkantaneiyang,zhenbawohuzhule。”

“yandehaizhenxiangneimehuishi。”

“bukuishiyejidaxuede,chun**yige,womenbeidadekeganbuchuzheishilai。”

我解释道:

“woxiaoshihoubeibangjiazhihou,shenfenshiyangebaomi,erqiewogangjieshougongsi,nijiujiuburenshiwohenzhengchang。”

danshizhongrenxianranbuxiangxinwoshuodehua。

宋舒然不满道:

“goule,shibushidangshiwogennitifenshou,rangniliuxiaxinliyinyingle?”

“niwangbudiaowoyehenzhengchang,danwohelinyumashangjiuyaodinghunle,niganjinzouchulaiba。”

woqiangrenzhutucaodechongdong,yaobushijintianpengdaota,wozaowangletashisheile。

woshizaibuxiangjixubaichezheijianshidezhenjia。

kejiuzaiwowangmenkouyaozoudeshihou。

linyuquezhijierangrenbamenguanshangle,dizhewodelianbawoandaolehuiyizhuoshang。

“zuiexinnizheifusirenyang。”

“jiupingnizheizhongshenfenyegandianjiwonvpengyou?!”

jiusuanwoyiguandehaopiqi,yeyizhibuzhumanxindenuhuo。

“放开我!”

“redaowodedaijia,nichengshoubuqi!”

wodehuaxiangshichuozhonglezaichangsuoyourendexiaodian,xiaoshengjihuyaoxianfanwuding。

youxierenshenzhikaishimofangwodeyuqikaishishuohua。

“wasai,taibadaole,womenhaopapae!”

“yejidaxuebiyezheimeniubima?”

“beidashenfenhaishirangwotaitaibuqitoule,yihouwoyidingyaozhengqubeidashengdazhuan!”

林羽嘲笑道:

“gemen,nizhenyiweizijishigeshenmebudelederenwua?”

“redaoninengyoushenmedaijiaa?”

“yihoupaodidibujiewodedan?hahahahalaozikaibaomaa!”

tapaidazhewodelian,xiuruyiweishizu。

woyaoyaqiechididingzheta。

tachangkuangdao:“zenme,nihaiyaogensheidadianhuaa?”

woyibachexiabozishangdeyupei,lengshengdao:

“zheishichangshengjituandexinwu。”

“zuyizhengmingwodeshenfenlema?”

linyuyileng,yanlishanguoyimobuyichajuedehuangzhang。

keshixiangzheganggangjiujiudehua,tayibaqiangguoyupei,suijichaoxiaodao:

“youchuiniulegemener,sheizhidaonicongnageliangyuandianlitaolaide?”

“zheidongxiwonengpifajiqianjiwangechulai,neiwomensuoyourendoushichangshengjituandetaiziyelou?”

众人爆发出大笑。

宋舒然也道:

“jiahuojiushijiahuo,buyongdazhonglianchongpangzi。”

“nigeyejidaxuede,lianjiwomenbeidabiyederendagongdoubupei!”

woshensedanmodikanzhetamen,zheiqunwuzhideren,meibiyaoduoshuo。

“bamendakai,wohaimeikeyidangzuoshenmedoumeifasheng。”

linyuqiyanxiaozhangdikanzhewo:

“haizaizhuang?xianglikaishiba?keyia!”

“niganggangchaofengbeidabiyeshengshinijiafuwuyuanshiba?”

“nijiwomenmeigerenguixiaketoudaoqian,bianketoubianshuowoshiruozhi,zuihouzaijiwomenbaxietianganjing。”

“nizuowanzheixie,wojiukaolvfangnizou。”

duanshijiannei,wojingranbeiweixielezheimeduoci。

zheishiwoyiqianxiangdoubuganxiangde。

pangbianweiguanderendishengkaikou。

“zheiyangshibushiyoudiantaiguofenle,buzhiyuba……”

“至于!”

宋舒然大声开口道:

“womenkeshibeidayouxiuxuezi!tajiwomenguixiaketoujiudangjitazijile!”

“zaishuole,tayigeyejidaxuede,nenghewomenzheigexuelijiecengderenjiechushitashangbeizixiulaidefuqi!”

qitarenbeishuodongle,fenfenbiaoshitongyi。

zheixierendezuilianshifenlingrenfanwei。

wokanzheyanqianzheiqunren,xinlihenshishiwang。

wolaishichazhiqianduitamendelvlidoutebiemanyi,zhishimeixiangdao……

xuelibingbunengguolvdiao**。

woshangqianxiangyaonahuiyupei,linyuquehoutuiyibu。

“xiangyaoma?pianbujini!”

raoshiwoconglaimeiyouxiangguoyishiyaren,xianzaiyezhongyurenbuzhule。

我警告道:

“zheigeyupeinengmainidemingle,yousunshangdehua,nipeibuqi。”

zheikuaiyupeikeshiwomenzushangchuanxialaidehetianqingyu,xihanshiqidebaowu。

jiazhiqimadeyoushigeyi,zhiqianbowuguanjiequzhanlandouxiaoxinyiyishengpasunhuai。

taquewanquanwushiwodejinggao,meiyouyishidaoshiqingdeyanzhongxing。

“niyoutaniangdejilaozizhuangqilaile!”

“liangyuandiandepowanyier!wozaleyouzenmeyang?!haimaiwodeming,nimaideqima?qionggui!”

“你敢!”

kewoyueshinaonu,linyujiuyueshideyi。

“wogaosuni,woxianzaifanhuile,xianzainijiusuanjiwotianxiewodoubuhuifangnizou!”

“laozijintianjiufeiyaocuocuonideruiqibuke!”

tagenqitarenshilegeyanse,qitarenweiletaohaota,limazhengxiankonghoudichongshanglai。

quantouruyudianbanluozaiwoshenshang,wosuishouchaoqihuiyizhuoshangdechahurengguoqu。

jirendaodishigangbiyedexuesheng,buganzaidongshou。

linyuehenhendidingzhewo,lianshangdebiaoqingbiandejiqikebu。

tagaogaojuqineikuaiyupei,henhenwangdishangzalexiaqu,yupeisifenwulie。

“laozijiushuaile,niyounengzenmeyang?”

“laia,niyoubenshimaiwodeminga!”

songshuranmanbuzaihudixiaole:“zhenshiqiong**si,jikuaiqiandepolandouxintengchengzheiyang。”

tamenbingbuzhidao,zijicikeyijingchuangxiadadahuole。

tingdaotazheihua,wofanerpingjingxialai,danledanshenshangdehui,xiaole:

“woyouqingtishiniyixia。”

“worangnibiepengzhishiweilenideanquanzhexiang。”

songshuranbunaifandao:“niyouwanmeiwanle,wohaishuowoshiqinshihuangni。”

womeiyouzaishuohua,zhishipingjingdekanzhetamendeshenhou。

shushilianghaochejichierlai,shugexizhuanggelvderenxunlianyousudixiache。

zaichangdeshurenlianse“shua”yixiabiandecanbai。

“shenmeqingkuang?nandaowomenzhenderedaobugairederenle?”

songshuranjinkaozhelinyu,yanleyankoushui,shengyinyeyouxiezhandou:

“qiangge,zheixierenshinihanlaidema?”

linyuzhengyaoshuohua,jiubeiganlaideheiyibaobiaochuaidaozaidi。

tazhengzhazheyaopaqilai,beiwoyijiaocaihuidimian。

wozuozaitaishiyishang,jugaolinxiadifushizhejiaoxiaderen。

duishangtajingkongdemuguang,manbujingxindikaikou:

“woshuole,zheiyupeinengmainidemingle。”