第1章
zaipilipaladebianpaoshengzhong，hepingantoudingsuisandecaizhi，chuanzheyishenxinlangfu，zhanzaihuncheqian，huanhuandakailechemen。
hunchelizuozhede，zhengshitadeweihunqi，suqingqing。
cishicike，taneixinjidong，zhunbeiyingjiezijirenshengzhongzuizhongyaodeshike。
hepinganxiangtashenchushoulai，kaikoudao：“laopo，xiacheba。”
suqingqingzuozaichenei，lengbingbingdishuodao：“xiachekeyi，cailizaijiashibawanba！”
“什么？”
tingdaozheihua，hepinganzhijiejingdai。
mingmingyijingjiguoershiwandecailile，zenmehaiyao？mashangjiuyaojiehunle，jizijinaozheiyichu？
taqidexiangmaren，danzanghuadaolezuibian，youyanlehuiqu。
buguanzenmeshuo，lianggerenyijingdaolezheiyibule，ershiwanyetaole，meibiyaonaojiang。
yushi，hepinganyaleyahuoqi，dishengxiaqidishuodao：“laopo，zheimeduorendengzheni......cailideshiqing，womenhuitouzaitanxingma？”
shuozhe，tashenshouwozhulesuqingqingdegebo。
“就现在谈！”
suqingqingyishuaigebo，tuikaihepingan，tongshihandao：“ma，ma——nikuailaia，tabuxiangjiqian！”
“wokankan，zenmehuishier！”
chuanzheyishenhongyi，nongzhuangyanmodezhangmuniang，daizheqiangzhuangdebiaogeyikuaizouleguolai。
hepinganzhanzainei，youxieshouzuwucuo。
zhouweiderenjianzhuang，fenfenqieqiesiyu。
“zenmehuishi？xinniangzenmebuxiachea？”
“haijiebujiele？dengzhehexijiuni！”
zaiyilunshengzhong，zhangmuniangchongdaomianqian，zhizhehepingandebizimadao：“xiaotuzaizi，meiqianhaixiangquwonver？”
hepinganrenlerenxinzhongdenuqi，peixiaodao：“ma......wobushijiguocailileme......”
“jiaoshenmema，sheishinima？”
zhangmuniangqiazheyaomadao：“haimeiguomenni，bieluanjiaotingdaomeiyou？niyigemeizhuanzhengdexiaodafu，yuexinsanqiankuai，nengqudaowonver，shizufenshaolegaoxiang！gaosuni，jintianmeiyoushibawanba，jiubiexiangjiehun！”
hepinganzhanzainei，hunshenzhandou。
tajinnianershiwusui，zaifanchengyiyuangongzuo，zhishigezuijicengde，haichuzaiguipeijieduandeshixidafu。nianjibuxiaole，queconglaimeitanguolianai。
houlaituorenjieshao，tagenzaiyinxinggongzuodesuqingqingrenshile。shuangfangkaishitanhunlunjia，danduifangyizhangkou，jiuyaoshiwandecaili。
zijijihutaoguanglejixu，haoburongyibacailijile，jieguolinjinhunlizhiqian，duifangyoushuoyaojiadaoershiwan！
weilerangtanhuanzaichuangdemuqinanxin，hepinganyaoyaoya，zhinengdongpinxicou，jieleershiwan，zongsuanbacailijiaole。
sheinengxiangdao，linxiache，jingranhaiyaoshibawanba......zheishijiehun，haishiqiangjiea？
buguo，yanxiasuqingqingshenhuaiyouyun，jiusuanshiweilehaizi，zijiyebunenggentamenchaojia。
xiangdaozhei，hepinganjichuxiaorong：“ma，cailiwobaozhengji，xianbahunjielexingma？”
“结个屁！”
zhangmuniangzhizhehepingan，pokoudama：“nizheizhongqiongdiaosiwojianduole，gongzuoyibeizi，yejiushidagongdeming！yaobushiwonverhuaileyun，wocaibuhuirangtajiajinizheizhongqionggui！”
yipangdebiaogegenzhebangqiang：“jiushi，niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijidelian！nishenmetiaojian，yepeiquwomeimei？zhiyaoshibawanba，yijingshiwomenniangjiarenkeliannile，mingbaima？”
zhouweibushaodoushiniangjiaren，fenfengenzheqihong。
“jiushi，meiqianhaixiangjiehun，xiangdemeia！”
“sujia**jiajizheizhongchoudiaosi，jianzhijiushifupin！”
hepinganzhanzainei，tingzhezhouweizheixiefenglianghua，shentiweiweizhandou。
tamuguangrenbuzhukanxianglesuqingqing，dishengxiaqidishuodao：“laopo......”
“别叫我老婆！”
suqingqingzuozaichenei，jiandingdishuodao：“meiyoushibawanba，wosiyebuxiache！lianzheidianqiandounabuchulai，nizenmejiwoxiangyaodeshenghuo？”
hepinganshifenweinan：“keshi......”
“没有什么可是！”
suqingqingshengyingaolebadu：“jiajinizheizhongqionggui，wobufangxin！zheicailiqian，jiushiwodebaozhang！”
hepinganmeitoujinzhou，nuhuoyigejingerwangtianlinggaiding，zhuangdetaliangyanfahei。
suqingqingkanzheta，xianqidishuodao：“hepingan，wonengjiajini，shinizufenmaoqingyan！niyebuxiangxiang，nishishenmejiating？”
tingdaozheifanhua，hepinganyouxiejile，ganmangaiqiudao：“laopo，zheixieshierwomenhuijiashuo......”
“huijiashuoshenme，wojiuyaoxianzaishuo，rangdajiahuodoupingpingli！”
suqingqingbaozhegebo，zhigaoqiyangdishuodao：“nilaomatanhuanzaichuang，nidieshisixingfan！wodangchuyaoshizhidaoniyouzheimegejiating，wojiusuanjiatiaogou，yebuhuigennijiehun！”
cihuayichu，zhouweiyipianhuaran。
“tianna，tadieshisixingfan？”
“taikepale，zheizhongrenyepeijiehun？”
hepinganliansezhangdetonghong，zuanjinlequantou。
suqingqingkanzhetademoyang，jixujifeng：“nineigejia，jiushigewudidong！woyaoshinima，wozhijiehedianyaozishadele，hebituoleizanliang？”
“闭嘴！”
hepinganzhongyurenbuzhule，taborandanu，yiquanhenhenzazailechemenshang。
guangdangyisheng，bazhongrenheleyitiao。
suqingqinglengleyixia，suihouhuiguoshenlai，chaoxiaodao：“zenme，shuoliangjujiupofangle？haixiangdawo，niganma？”
zhangmuniangyegenzhefabiao：“haoa，nixiaoziyaodarenshiba？lai，wangwotoushangda，wozhengchouxiabanbeizimeirenyangni！”
hepinganyiquandalechuqu，xinzhongdehuoqiyexiaoleyixie。taxiangdaoduzilidehaizi，zaiduyazhehuoshuodao：“laopo，qiandeshiqingwokendinghuijiejue。jintianshizanmendaxiderizi，meibiyaogaodezheimejiang......haishixianxiacheba。”
“下个屁！”
suqingqingzhijiemadao：“wozhenshixialeyan，zenmerenshinizheimegeqionggui！zanliangtanlebannian，jiusonglegepoyupei！shenmelajidongxi，haijini！”
shuozhe，tachexiabozishangguazhedeshuangyuyupei，shuaishouzazailehepingandelianshang。
hepinganjiezhuzheimeiyupei，zheishitahualebushaoqian，zaiguwanshichangtaolaideguyu。tapingshijiuxihuanbainongzheixiedongxi，suoyicaixuanlezirenweizuihaode，songjilesuqingqing。
meixiangdao，taxinaizhiwu，quebeirendangchenglaji......
hepinganyaoleyaoya，zaiduquandao：“laopo......nibuweiwo，yeweihaizixiangxianga......”
“孩子？”
suqingqingyiting，zhijiexiaole：“shihuagaosuniba，zheihaizigenbenbushinide！”
“什么？”
hepinganyiting，ruzaowuleihongding，lengzaiyuandi。
suqingqingdeyiyangyang，jixushuodao：“jiunizheiqiongsuanyang，yepeidangdie？zheihaizishiwoqiannanyoude，yaobushitachuguole，nanenglundaonia？”
hepinganzhanzainei，ganjuedaotianxuandizhuan。
tajiushuo，jiuneimeyici，zijihaiheduole，shenmedoubujidele。diertianzaoshang，faxianzijihesuqingqingtangzaitongyizhangchuangshang。
bujiuzhihou，suqingqingjiushuohuaiyunle......yuanlaishizheimehuishierma......
haoxiangyouyidingjudademaozi，guangdangyixia，zazailetadeshenshang，yezasuiletasuoyoudexiwang。
kanzheyilianjiaoaodesuqingqing，tazaiyebengbuzhule。
“啪！”
tataiqishoulai，yibazhangchouzaiduifanglianshang。
suqingqinglengle，wuzhezijihongzhongdelian，zhenjingdishuodao：“nigechoudiaosi，gandawo？”
“haonigewangbadan，wogennipinle！”
zhangmuniangzhijieyitouzhuanglai，bahepinganzhuangdaozaidishang。
“zheigemeidiejiaodewangbadan，laozinongsini！”
biaogeyeborandanu，qizaihepinganshenshang，huiquanjiushiyidunbaoda。
“啊——”
pengpengpengjixia，hepingantongdecanjiaoqilai。
sizhoudeniangjiaren，yefenfenshangqian，shiyiquanjiao。
“fanlenile，haigandaren？”
“shangliangbuzhengxialiangwai，wozaojiukantabushishenmehaodongxi！”
zaiyizhenquandajiaotizhong，hepinganbeifennandang，zuihoubuzhidaobeisheidaleyiquan，dangchanghunsiguoqu。
taetoushangdexianxue，liutangdaoleyupeishangmian，yidaoheisedeguangmang，zaitameixinliangqi。