第一章骗人？
shuoshibiyehouwohuijiajichengjiaye，jiarenqueyaowoyinmanshenfencongjicengzuoqi。
buliaoyiqigenwojingongsidangshixishengdenanyoueyijinggang。
budanshandiaowodebaogao，haizaitongxuehuishangzhizhewodebizima：
“tagenbenjiubushilushijituanlujunsongdenver，tajiushigexiangxialaidetubaozi，yishenjiahuo，haizhuzhelianjiafang，wodexiannvyoucaishizhenzhengdeqianjinxiaojie！”
wonamenle，wobanalaibiedenver？
zhidaoguijiduoduandezhananlouzhewojialibaomudenver，
haixuanyaowosongqu4dianbaoyangdebaoshijie。
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shuoshibiyehou，wonanpengyoubuzhiyicitiqi，xiangquwojialidegongsibangwo。
tagenwoshitonggexueyuande，jinrongxigaocaisheng。
suiranshicongxiaoxianchengchulaide，danshishengaoyibawu，zhangdexiangyushineiyileixingde。
wulunshitounaohaishizhangxiangquandouzaiwodeshenmeidianshang。
wodaoshixiangrangtajingongsi，danwohuijiahaimeitizheishi，wobajiugenwoshuo：
“niyaojieguangongsi，xianqugongsicongjicengshixishengzuoqi，haidetongguozuijibendekaohezhuanzheng，rangwokandaonidenengli。”
zheiduiwolaishuobingbushinanshi，suoyiwohaobuyouyudidaying，shunbiantiqirangwonanpengyouyelaigongsideshi。
wobayezhishuo：“jituanyougongkaizhaopin，yaoshilianmianshidoujinbule，yebietiyihoushengzhi。”
wobazheijianshiqinggenjiangchenshuole，jiangchenzhihaodayingle，danshikanqilaibutaikaixin。
liangtianhouwogenjiangchendoukaozijinenglishunlidaogongsidangshixisheng。
shangbanqian，wobadongjielewodeka，hairangbaomubawodebaogencheyaochishouqilai。
tashuo：nijiannageshixishengshangbankaihaoche，namingpaibaode，nirangbierenkanlezenmexiang？
wofanlegebaiyan，zhiyanzheizhongrenduodehen，youshenmehaoxiqide。
jieguowobahaishimeixinruan，meiqimingyueshiyaoduanlianwo，molianwodeyizhi。
bawodebao、yifu、cheyaochiquanbudousuoqilai，rangbaomukanguanhaobierangwonazou。
woyeyingqidehen，shuozoujiuzou，zhaolegebianyidexiaoquzhu。
diyitianqugongsishangban，jiangchenshuolaijiewoyiqiqu。
wogangshuixing，falegedingweijita，ranhoujiuqichuangxishule。
guoleshijifenzhong，wozufangpojiudedamenchuanlaiqiaomensheng，wogangchuanhaoxieziqukai。
jiangchendeliansebutaihaokan，muguangzishangerxiadidaliangwo。
taxiaozhekanwo，danshiwoganjuetadexiaorongxiangshiyingjichulaideyiyang，henmianqiang。
wokanjiantashiwangdebiaoqing，kaiwanxiaodishuo：“ganma，nixianqiwozhuzhei？”
jiangchenlianmanglazhewodeshoujieshishuo：“bushi，baobei，wozhishijuedezheigedifangpeibushangnideqizhi。”
“xingba，bangwonabao，womenchumenle。”wosuishoubawodefanbubaodiujita，tadiyicishentibudong，shuangshouchadou。
wopingchangnadedoushiliangbaiwanzuoyoudeaimashi，tameicikanjiandoushizhudonglinde。
jintiangenbianlegerenyiyang。
chulemen，jiangchenyinqindiyaobangwokaiche，wenwozhaocheyaochi。
wosuishouzhizhemenkoudexiaohuangshuo：“womenyirenqiyiliangqufujindeditiezhan，zuobangexiaoshijiunengzhidagongsi。”
jiangchenbukezhixindikanzhewo，haoxianghaiyiweiwozaikaiwanxiao。
yinweizaixuexiaodeshihou，churudoushikaizhewodemashaladi，taduiwodechebiwohaishu。
tashuo：“jingjing，nibiekaiwanxiaole，nishenmeshihouqiguogongxiangdanchea，nishibushihuanxinchele？”
wolandelita，nashoujisaomakaiche，xiantayibuzoule。
jiranyaocongjicengzuoqi，dangranyaozuodianfuhezijishenfendeshi。
daolegongsihou，jiangchenyizhidoubuaizenmegenwoshuohua，duiwodetaiduyelengdanlebushao。
zhidaowozaigongsibeishangjimomingqimiaomaleyitongzhihou，jiangchenannabuzhule，bawodaidaoloutijianwenhua：
“nibushishuogongsidoushinibadema？tamenzenmehaigansuibianmani，nilaoshigaosuwo，nizhendeshidalaobandenverma？”