第5章 让我踹死这个渣男

“mashushu,jiuzheixiele,jintianwanshangsonglaiyinggaimeiwentiba?”

zaisanquerenxuanzedewuqizhihou,lingyulankaishihemajianguogoutongqilai。

“没问题!”

majianguoyikoudaying,yebuxunwentamenyaozheixiewuqiganma。

zhishi,dengdaochenfengtamenlikai,majianguozhongxinhuidaobangongshideshihou,tadelianshangcaifuxianchuyimoningzhong。

“lingzhenhuadaodiyaoganshenme,tabujinyoujunbudemingling,haizhaolailelianggezhanbing,wozhenshiyuelaiyuekanbudongle。”

ziyanziyuzhe,majianguoturannaqilejinqiandedianhua,dasuanbotongmougehaoma。ketadehaomahaimeikaishibo,youjiguashangle,taxiangdaolelingzhenhuagentashuoguodehua。

“laoma,wozhidaonihaoqixinqiang,danshi,zheijianshishejiguojiajimi,nibukeyiherenherenshuo。wojinggaoni,yidanshiqingcongnineilixieluchuqu,jiusuanlaoyezichumayejiubuleni!”

yixiangdaolaoyezichumayejiubuleziji,majianguobujindaqihanzhan,buganzaiwangxiaxiangle。

“**lingzhenhua,nidaodiyoushenmemimimanzhewo!”zuilixuxutaotaolejiju,majianguobiankaishianpaisongbingqideshiqing。

lingyibian,xuanzewanwuqidechenfengsanrenzhengzhunbeifanhui,ketamenhaimeidaotingchechang,jiubeiyiqunchiqiangdeshibingjilanzhule。

zheixiechiqiangdeshibing,tigejianzhuang,mouguangruili,lingtoudejingshixianqianliqudematao。

“matao,nixiangganshenme,nibuyaoyiweizheilishijingbeichu,nijiukeyiweisuoyuwei!”

kandaomatao,lingyulanlianseyixiazilengleqilai。

tongshijian,chenfengxiangshizhidaohuifashengshenmeyiyang,zuijiaobuzizhudigouqiyimoguiyihudu。yilumeishuohuadezhuoqingqing,zeyijiushineifulengdandeshenqing,yiyanbufa。

“lanlan,nibuyaoshengqima,wodaizheixierenlaibushizhenduinide。”mataodaizhexiaorong,suiyidisaoleyiyanchenfeng,“shizheiyangde,jiuzaigangcai,womendanganshideyaochibeitoule。niyezhidao,womenjingbeichudedanganshibushiyibandedanganshi,limiancunfangzhedaliangdeguojiajimiwenjian,yidanyaochiluorubufafenzishouzhong,zheiduiwomendeguojiadoushiyizhongbuli。”

“nishenmeyisi?”lingyulanliangyanyideng,fennubuyi,“nihuaiyishiwomentouledanganshideyaochi?”

“lanlan,niqianwanbiewuhui,wokemeiyouneigeyisi,zhishigelixingjianchaeryi,henkuaide!”mataodeshouzhangyihui,shiyishibingmenqiangxingsoucha。

“matao,niyaoshiganjianchawomen,wogennimeiwan!”

kandaoyiqunrenchonglai,lingyulandangshijiujile,yongshentidangzaichenfenghezhuoqingqingdeqianmian。

tazhidao,mataozheishiguyizaizhaocha,shenzhi,yaochibeitoudeshiqingyedoushichedan。jintianyaoshizhenbeilixingjianchale,haibuzhidaomataozenmezaizangni。zaizangdeshi,duitalaishuomeishenme,guanjianshichenfenghezhuoqingqing,tamenshenfenteshu,yidanyinweizheijianshiqingbaoluleshenfen,sheizhidaohuiyinfashenmehouguo。

“tamenxiangyaojiancha,neijiurangtamenjianchabei,shenzhengbupayingzixie,wodaoxiangkankan,tamenshizenmegelixingjianchafaer!”yigelanyangyangdeshengyinxiangqi,zhengshicongchenfengkouzhongfachu,zhanzaiqianmiandelingyulanhaimeifanyingguolai,jiuganjuezijideshouzhangbeichenfengzhuazhule。

“niyoubinga,tashiyouyumoude,takendingshixiangzaizang!”

lingyulanbuzhidaochenfengweishenmelanzheziji,zhishiduizhechenfengnuhouzhe,tongshixiangyaoshuaikaichenfengdeshouzhang。

sheizhi,chenfengdeshentixiangshiqianglijiaoyiyang,lingyulanhaimeiyoushuaikaita,jiubeichenfengyibalanzheyaoxiebaoleqilai。

neizishi,neiganjue,jiuxianglingyulandaozailechenfengdehuaili。

kandaozheiyangyimu,buyuanchudematao,shenqingzaiyishunjianzhengning,tabuguanlingyulanshishenmetaidu,zhibenchenfengerlai。

“给我搜!”

mataobuzaiyanshizijideyinmou。

tazaifenkaichenfenghelingyulanzhihou,duizhechenfengshenshangbaolidisousuozhe,chenfengjingguiyidimeiyouyidianfankang。

jihuzhayanjiandegongfu,mataodeshoulijiuduochuyibayaochi,zhenggerendouxiangshiyizhikepadedushe,luchuleyinlengdeduya。

“xianzai,nihaiyoushenmehuashuo?”mataojuqiyaochi,shaqitengteng,“lairen,jiangtajiwozhuaqilai。gantoujingbeichudedongxi,takendingshidiguodejiandie,woyaoqinziduitayanxingkaoda!”

qishixiongxiong,mataodaizhedechengzhise,sihuyijingkandaochenfengbeitashiyikuxingdehuamian。

kandaoyaochicongzijishenshangsouchulai,chenfengjingleyitiao,dantahenkuaijiudandingdixiaole。

“woca,woshenshanghaizhenyoubayaochia,nandaoshiwobuxiaoxinshunshoujiliuchulaide?”

wangzhechenfengdemoyang,suoyourendourenweichenfengshiguzuodanding,gengyouhaoxierenluchulechaoxiaozhiyi,juedechenfengjiushiyige**,juranlianzheimemingxiandezaizangdoukanbuchulai。

yipangdelingyulanyekanbuxiaqule,daizhehentiebuchenggangdeshenqing,qimadao:“nigechunhuo,zheishimataoguyixianhainide,nizhishangyouwentia?”

lingyulanzhenxiangkuangchuaichenfengliangjiao,tadoutixingguole,mataohuizaizangxianhai,chenfengquebuzhihaodai,zhenshiqisirenle。

buguo,xianzaishuozheixieshimeiyongle,bixudejinkuaijiejuewenti。

“matao,nizuihaojiwoshoushou,youxieshiqingdehouguo,bushininenggouchengdandeqide!”lingyulandeshenqingyisu,duizhemataolishengdao。

“nishuoshenme,wochengdanbuqi?”lingyulandehuabushuohaihao,yishuozhixia,gengjia**daolematao,“niyueshuowochengdanbuqi,wohaiyuexiangshiyishi,lairen,jiwoda!”

yiqunshibingqishixiongxiongchonglai,lingyulandeshenzidangshijiushiyizhan。zheixiahaole,shiqingyujiajihua,yidandongqishoulai,kongpagengnanchulile。

“嘭!”

zhengzailingyulanxinjideshihou,rangtadanxindeshiqinghaishifashengle,zhijian,chenfenghaosixiongshiyiyang,zhijieheyiqunshibingganleqilai。

“chenfeng,nifengle,zheilishijingbeichu,nizenmenengzaizheilidongshou?nikuaitingxia,nikuaitingxiaa……”

lingyulanjiaohanzhe,wanquanluanlefangcun。

jingbeichubutongyuqitadifang,zaizheilidongshou,jiuyiweizhetiaoxinguojia,zheibushijimataoyouyigetiaoshidejiekouma?gangcai,chenfengruoshishushoujiuqin,lingyulanquzhaomajianguojiukeyijiejueyiqie,xianzaizheizhuangkuang,kongpamajianguoyebuhuifangzouchenfengleba?

“chenfeng,duokai,rangwochuaisizheigezhanan!”

cishi,zhenggechangmianyijinggouhunluanle,kegengranglingyulanmeixiangdaodeshi,yizhijingruochuzidezhuoqingqingjuranyedongzuoleqilai,zhibenyangyangdeyidemataoerqu。

“嘭!”

cubujifangzhijian,mataozhenggerendoubeizhuoqingqingchuaifei,honglongluodi,langbeibukan。

zhanzaiyipangdelingyulan,chedikandaile。

“**,gaisi……kaiqiang,jiwokaiqiangsheshatamen!”congdishangyipaqi,mataoyiranfengkuang,tajiudaizhexiongxiongshayifalingqilai。

lingyulandelianse,shuadiyixiabaile。zaijingbeichukaiqiang,zheishiyaonaochurenminglema?

“kaiqiang,nishibushitaiguozixinle?”

jiudanglingyulandanyoubuyideshihou,mataodeshenqianturanduochuleyizhijiao,shunjianjiangtachuaifeile。

zheici,chuaifeimataodebushizhuoqingqing,ershichenfeng。

chenfenghezhuoqingqingbuyiyang,tazaichuaifeimataozhihou,bingmeiyouzhizhibuli。xiangfan,tachenshengzhuiji,duizhemataojiushiyizhenquandajiaoti。

kongzhimatao,jiudengyukongzhiquanchang,zhouweideshibingjiusuantingdaokaiqiangdemingling,yebuganqingyikaiqiangle。

chenfengzirankanchulezheiyidian,bianshifenqieyidikongzhizhematao,ranhou,basuoyoubiaoyandejihuidourangjiledazhangtuizhuoqingqing。

biekanzhuoqingqingshigenvbing,biekanzhuoqingqingdabuguochenfeng,danduifuzhouweideshibing,taqueshixiaocaiyidie,shoudaoqinlai。

“nimenzheixiezhandouliweifuzhidezhazha,jiupingnimenyeganduiwomendongshou,jintian,jiurangnimenkankanshenmeshizhanbing,shenmeshikuangbing。lanlanshuodedui,youxieshiqingdehouguo,bushinimennenggouchengshoude。qingqing,yaositamen!”

caizhemataodeshenti,chenfengmanlianjianxiao,quejirenyizhongkuangtaibiludeganjue。

tingdaochenfengshuo“yaositamen”,zhuoqingqingdangshijiuedengleyiyanchenfeng,dansuihou,tajingranzhendebaofale,shenshangyeyouyizhongkuangyixianlu。

pangbiandelingyulanjianci,muguangshandong,xinlibujindiguqilai:kuangshajunquchulaideshibingdoushizheiyangxiaozhangdema?zheilikeshijingbeichu,tamenzheiyang,zhendehaoma?

“zhushou,doujiwozhushou!”

jiuzaijingbeichuderenjiejiebaituideshihou,yishengdahezhaxiang,majianguochuxianle,shenbianhaigenzheyidaqunshibing。

kanzhebiqinglianzhongdematao,kanzheyiliansiyixiaorongdechenfeng,majianguodemianbubujinchouleyichou。

“滚开!”

duizhezhuochenfengnuheleyisheng,majianguozhijiepudaomataodegenqian,xunwenmataodeqingkuang。

“ba,wobeirendacanle,woshibushijinidiulianle?”kandaomajianguo,mataochadianmeikuchulai,“niyaoshijuedewojinidiulianle,neinikedebangwobaochou!”

“hao,wobangnibaochou,woyidingbangnibaochou!”majianguoshuozhe,liangzhiyanjinglenglengdisaoxianglechenfenghezhuoqingqing,“wobuguannimenshishenmeshenfen,woyebuguannimenshisheidebing,nimendanganzaiwojingbeichudongshou,neijiubuyaoguaiwobukeqile!lairen,batamenzhuaqilai!”

“mashushu,ninbunengzheimezuo!”

yankanzhemajianguoyaotimataochutou,lingyulanzhidaozheijianshizhendenaodale,tabunengzuoyidaibi。

“lingyulan,nijiaowoyishengshushu,wohenkaixin,danjintiandeshiqing,tamenbixujiwoyigejiaodai,sheilaileyejiubuletamen!”majianguozhendenule,shuohuadeshihougengshisisidingzhechenfeng,henbudejiangchenfengqiandaowanguaside。