第3章抠搜男的发帖
wohaimeifanyingguolai，lidongliangyijingqiaduanledianhua。
wogangkouguoquyigewenhao，queshouhuoleyigedahongsedegantanhao。
woyeshidiyiciyujianzheizhongjipin，lianshengqidoubuzhidaozenmesheng，sheyousunrudaoshizaiyipangtixingwo：
「beizheizhongrenchanshangle，haiyaoxiaoxintahoumianhuibuhuiyinniyiba，bijingtiezihaizaifajiao，takongzhilepinglunzouxiang，buzhiqingderenyehuiyincibeidaipian。」
woyoudianjintiezi，sunrushuodeguoranmeicuo，lidongliangyougengxinlexinneirong。
『xiongdimen，zheiciwoshudechedia，wotaoxintaofeide，meixiangdaozheinvdehaiyaoyinwoyiba，shuowoyaodaotietajingshensunshifeisanqiankuai，woyigeqiongdaxuesheng，yigeyueshenghuofeicaiyiqianwu，tazheibushiyaoleshushudemingma？』
woshizaishitunbuxiazheikouqi，dangjijuedingfanji。
shoushangbutingdedazhezi，youjiangjietujilutongtongbaichu，zhenduilidongliangdewumie，wotongtongdouyuyihuiying。
dianxiafasongjiandeshihou，woshoudouzhibuzhudezhandou，fennuzhiwai，haiyoujifenshuanggan。
haimeifachuqujifenzhong，limajiuyourengentie。
『fanzhuanlaile！xianzhangeshafa，ganjuehuihuo！』
『kanwanle，yuanlaishigefupojiejie，chadianjiubeiyulundaipaopianle？』
『dingdingdingding！zaojiujuedeyouwentile，nayoubaijinnvbaiyoutiaodoujiangxiaolongbaodea，taigaoxiaole。』
yishunjian，tiezishuozheiredubeidingshangleremen，xiamiangentieshuoshenmededouyou。
danpinglunquyijiuyouhenduonantingdeshengyin。
『loushangde，jiusuantashifupoyouzenmeyang？tayouqianjiunengzhengmingtabubaijinma？sheizhidaotashizenmemaideqisanqiankuaidechenshande？shuobudingshijishaochengduoni？』
『nanzhushiwosheyou，tajiushigenongcunlaidepinkunsheng，zijidoushengchijianyong，jinimaizaocandeqiandoushitayafenglijichulaide，niyoubiyaozheiyangbitama？』
『youdianjiaozhenle，zenmelianfukuanjiludouliangchulai，kanqilaishipofangle。』
yousuihou，wojingshoudaolelidongliangfalaidehaoyouyanzheng。
tajingranyoubawojiahuilaile！
「heqingyue，nizheiyangzuojiushizaibawobishangjuelu，wozhenxindaini，meixiangdaonijuranyidianhouludoubujiwoliu，nikaolvguowodeganshouma？」
sheyouzaitiezilitiwofenzhanleyilun，youkanjianlidongliangdewuchifayan，qiangguoshoujitiwohuifudao：
「zhixunimoheibuxubierenchengqing？sangualiangzaohaizhenbazijidanghuishile，buzhidaodehaiyiweinihuajishiwanle，tamadejiujishikuaihaizhanshangshile，niganjinxiangxiangzenmebaqianhaishangba，bijingsheideqianyebushidafenggualaidea！」
lidongliangneibianzhengzaishurulexujiu，zuihouzhihuifuleyitiao：
「hao，nijiwodengzhe。」
sheyousunrufangxiashouji，qideliandouyoudianbaile。
「huoleshijinianle，diyiciyujianzheizhongqipa，qingyuenibiepa，zhenxiangbaizaimianqian，nizhanli。」
wodiandiantou，zheizhongshisuiranexin，danwowenxinwuhui，queshibuyonghaipashenme。
tiezidefengxiangyezhujiangaibian，xiaobufenbuhaodefayanyebeirenweigong，woshenqingqishuang，lazhesunruchuquchihuoguo，yiweishiqinggaoleyiduanluo。
kegangchimeiduojiu，yitongdianhuadaleguolai，woyikanlaidianxianshi，shifudaoyuandalaide。
gangjietong，neibianyansudeshengyinchuanleguolai。
「heqingyue，guolaibangongshiyitang。」
我不明所以。
「daoyuan，youshenmeshima？」
neibiandeshengyinyouxiechenmen：
「nizaoyaotongxue，haishexianzhapian，duitarenzaochenglejidadeshanghai，xueyuanxianzaiyaozhuijiunidezeren。」